Battle for the Boards - Turn Two

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Battle for the Boards - Turn Two

Postby Ross_Varn » Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:07 pm

I'm getting convinced that this is going to make everyone mad at me. Hm.

Ah well. On with the carnage!

Secret Faction - Zombies Enter Play

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Aoffan goes straight for the Black Dog,
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going straight through his shield.

THEBLACKDOG ELIMINATED

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Elmaginficio grapples with Piltogg then pulls the trigger.

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Miss?! How could it miss?! huh. Piltogg is alright- wait a second. FIRE!

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Fire burns through the railing and hits the napalm.

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WHOOM.

PILTOGG ELIMINATED

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Spartan fires on Ragriz. Ragriz lets the bolt bounce off his chest.

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"AARRGGH!" Stubby launches himself at Elmagnifico.

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WHAM. The beer glass and Elmagnifico go flying.

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Elmagnifico recovers- barely- as Stubby catches the beer.

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Silent goes for Shadowscythe, roaring something vaguely about a heathen god.

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Shadowscythe doesn't like the sound of that and retaliates. Silent's head catches on fire as he flies through the air.

SILENT_SIGFIG ELIMINATED

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The Zombies swarm into the Briks section and pick up some weapons.

Secret Faction - Red Ninjas Enter Play

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The immediately bolt towards several prime targets- missing all of them.

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Their leader appears behind LrdofBricks with a boat oar and a smile.

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WHAM. Wait, a boat oar isn't that sharp! LrdofBrick's gatling gun is sliced in half.

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DarthBrik leaps for Coximind, slamming against the wall.

Secret Faction - Deadly Spacemen Enter Play

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They begin a dash for the Briks section, casually shooting Ragriz on the way.

RAGRIZ 25TH INFANTRY ELIMINATED

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Ross clambers up the hill and slays the Red Ninja leader.

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Shadowscythe leaps for Aoffan,
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and fails at CC combat.

SHADOWSCYTHE ELIMINATED

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The Black Dog lunges upwards with his dying act.

AOFFAN23 ELIMINATED

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Magic Soap flings his shield, killing two Deadly Spacemen.

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WOOP. Apollyon throws J+B with a running leap, and I roll to see if he explodes or not.

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Looks like he did... jeez that's a large damage roll.

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J+B ELIMINATED
LRDOFBRICKS ELIMINATED
DARTHBRIK ELIMINATED
COXIMIND ELIMINATED


Do those kills count for Warhead or Apollyon?

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Legacy attacks Tuefish.

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Tuefish is not amused.

LEGACYMEDIA92 ELIMINATED

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Kiemaster uses his tele again and ports some flames, along with Muffinman's head, over to the tree-

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Setting it on fire.

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Aph retaliates for the TV throw, firing twice and bringing down Spartan and a Red Ninja.

SPARTAN ELIMINATED

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Blitzen is shot down as she attempts to zap Adrian.

BLITZEN ELIMINATED

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NatalyaAF turns one of the zombies into a fine pink mist.

End of Turn Two.

Battle Report wrote:Alive: Ross_Varn, Stubby, aph77, MagicSoap, NatalyaAF, Tuefish, Elmagnifico, kiemaster, AdriantheGeek, Apollyon.

Dead:Warhead, J+B, Tathing, Spartan, Oneeye, Shadowscythe, DarthBrik, Pesgores, Silent_Sigfig, Olothonor, Theblackdog, Badger, Blitzen, Lrdofbricks, Coximind, Piltogg, arkbrik, Aoffan, Fredde, Ragriz, Legacy, Muffinman.



Post orders, SF leaders PM me.

Or just complain that your guy died. That's all Darth has been doing.
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Postby DarthBrik » Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:13 pm

This battle might last 2 more turns you know?


Mabey it will get interesting soon... :twisted:
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Postby aoffan23 » Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:24 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!!!

Oh well, 4 kills is pretty good, I died happy :)
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Postby Elmagnifico » Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:51 pm

I use my pistols to triple-jump to the top of the hill and headbutt Ross_Varn into the Deadly Spacemen.
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Postby DarthBrik » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:05 pm

Well seeing that lrdofbriks is dead...
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Postby spartan117 » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:15 pm

MAN!! i was hoping to like grab a ninja and shoot space men....DARN YOU APH!!!
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:15 pm

I want my flaming head to bite the nearest enemy.
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Postby The Shadowscythe » Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:18 am

Actung!

Well, I got two kills, so Imma happy! BRING ON MOAR VIOLENZE!
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Postby stubby » Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:55 am

I'm disappointed that Elmagnifico escaped my banhammer, but thank god I at least caught the beer! Now it's time to deal with these ninjas.

Rather than strike the ninja behind me, I'll banhammer the --

Wait a minute. First I drink the beer.

Got to have priorities. Now that that's taken care of, I banhammer that thing the ninja's standing on, to catch him in the explosion.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:47 am

...I killed J+B, indirectly? The irony of this does not escape me. Don't I get a revival roll to see if I pull through, from my beheading? The news of J+B's demise would certainly give me something to cheer me up and bring me back to life.
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Postby Apollyon » Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:09 am

Oi, that went better than expected. Seeing that i dropped both my shield as well as the sword i examine the contents of the treasure chest and use either its contents or Blitzen's grammar book to whack the nearest enemy.
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Postby muffinman42 » Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:50 am

Can i take over the tree?
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Postby Magic Soap » Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:27 am

Just do bullet time and take out as many as possible.
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:50 am

5 bucks on elmagnifico.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:23 pm

muffinman42 wrote:Can I take over the tree?


Well, sure, seeing that it's ON FIRE.

This should be a cool turn. Give me a bit.
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