Incoming transmission to Immortal empire:
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Board. Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Walter Jacobi Ego, Current President of the WJEUT board, of which you have spent so much time and money in.
Today, we will be displaying the accomplishments of the Spring Quarter. May I present to you, The Heads of Departments.
[Axeman, Ninjus, Baron Von Hammer, Shrapnel, Araglien, 11L8Omega, And Ogel Fariday.]
First Is Mr. Wu Ninjus with the security and intelligence departments.
It's been a good quarter, with the security department putting in record numbers. The Intel department has provided the location of an essential Piltogg Base, and we have already destroyed it. Recently, both departments worked together to stop a raid on our area by Nega Blokians, their captured leader is with us today, in the hands of a shark guard and one of our best performing intelligence officers.
:Next, Mr. Araglien will show the achievements of sales.
Hello. The quarter has gone well for the average trust sales team, pictured here.
Our efforts in using shock and demonstration techniques have proved effective, as a picture our drone took, flying by a Clone legion base will show.
We've had some great sales this quarter, and we expect them to continue.
:Now, Lord Axeman with the accounting department.
My friends, I have some excellent news. I would like to present to you, our newest product...
The Battle Accountant!
He is armed with a dagger and a E-gun. But why the cape, ladies and gentlemen? Wouldn't it get in the way?
No, For I present to you, the latest in the E-tech line, the E-cape! A miniature computer capable of being used in any situation!
[Accoutant: Cp:7 :armor 4 skill d6 move 6" ability: Battle plans: For every accountant at a computer, choose one attack. That attack succeeds or fails, depending on who is attacking.]
Several different accountants are available, including a heavy model.
The heavy is armed with a mind pulsar cannon, one of the latest psyonic weapons from Jacobitech.
Now, the Great Shrapnel, Head of Transportation.
:Now, Mr. Fariday, Our new head of R&D
Hello people of the board. As I'm new here, I'd like to show you most of the new facilities I've set up.
This is one of our best new facilities, The Iceberg. It is the base facility for the new genisis project i've been heading. we have removed several iconic people from nearby systems to see psychological results, and to test on.
For your own safety, the camera will not go any further.
Oh, maybe a little peek.
On a sadder note, a recent attack on the Iceberg Facility has freed this creature. He is known as Del Shamroth, and is the Demon Lord of this Sector of the galaxy
I see some of the shareholders have dealt with him before. However, one person in the picture has been identified as Jom-Bagrundy, leader of the Trolls. We are investigating at this moment, and have recently picked up a lead that he may have started leading our enemies, the Free Enterprises.
:Now, 11L8Omega, Head of robotics.
Hello Shareholders. It Is An Honor To Talk To You Today.
There Have Been Many Innovations Recently in Our Robotic Tech, Seen Here With The New WalterRobotics Offensive Security Squad.
Rising Sun On New Juggernaut Robotic Tank.
Front View. There Is A Hidden Gun In His Mouth.
Main Guns And Jughead Missile (MK?)
Claw445 Security Officer. Extremely Effective.
The Du0 Model Science Officer. Mr. Fariday's Design. Ingenious, and Deadly. Blade Fingers. Guns. Twice Normal Engines.
Back Blades/Aerodynamic Boosters.
: Lastly, Baron Von Hammer with the PR
Hello. It's been very good for us, as the enemy group has partially split and some have merged with us. We have allied with the Immortal Empire, who have bought large shares in our companies. The Emperor is watching this conference from his throne room. Lastly, the accidental freeing of the demon Del Shamroth will work out well for us, as we can spread our products farther in response to his swathe of destruction.
Thank you for your time, Ladies and Gentlemen. This concludes the Report.
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