Somewhat Interesting Turn 1 - Dead already???

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Somewhat Interesting Turn 1 - Dead already???

Postby Yoda_Dog » Sat Aug 07, 2010 4:28 pm

Frogger wins the initiative roll, jumps off the edge with plans to do the disco, and... somehow manages to die from the fall. He'll get a revival roll next turn, so send orders anyway.

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The Transpariens came next. Here they are milling around and talking about stuff.

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For whatever stupid reason, Kommander Krus activates a hidden implant in the silver armor guy, causing him to go insane and... assrape the rifleman?

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Before he gets owned by the homophobic monkeyhead and his shotgun. The rifleman died of shock. @Lt. Krus: Next time, send orders that aren't stupid.

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Evuul Byonic Ull is next, with the biggest double fail of the day.

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Attempting to fire his crotch cannon, he accidentally blows his left leg off.

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Angry, he drops his weapons and charges toward Stubby and Arkbrik.

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Only to die as Arkbrik activates the propeller blades. Ouch.

Evuul Byonic Ull eliminated

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Stubby and Arkbrik then try (and fail) to teleport to the bottom tier.

Kill Chart

Stubby/Arkbrik
Kills: 1 + 1 faction (Evuul Byonic Ull)

Tranpsariens
Kills: 0
KIA: 2

Evuul Byonic Ull - ELIMINATED
Kills: 0
KIA: 1

Frogger
Kills: 0
KIA: Is dead, but still has chance at revival.


Sorry SnakeMittens, you got crappy rolls. FYI, everyone who participated here gets dibs on a spot in the next battle.

Naussica, your faction will activate now.
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Postby SnakeMittens » Sat Aug 07, 2010 4:52 pm

Gah! I had such high hopes, too.
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Postby Yoda_Dog » Sat Aug 07, 2010 4:54 pm

Like I said, no worries. In my next (and much epic-er) battle, you'll get the strongest faction. If I forget when I start that one, just remind me.
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Postby Yoda_Dog » Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:42 pm

naussica, Sloopofwar, and Lt. Krus, I need your orders. If you send them in quickly, I could post Turn 2 today.

If anyone wants Stubby/Arkbrik, just send me orders and post in the Top Thread.
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