Manly Santa falls form the sky after having an ejaculation so powerful it launched him onto the battlefield, angry that he didn't get to bang the other twenty girls waiting for him he gets up and decides to kill everyone.
The Jedi and Sith fight there way into battle.
Jedi- I will end you!
Sith- Your life is over!
sith
He runs forward and stabs the Jedi killing him.
Sith- You were a fool to challenge me!
orcs
A troll goes to help his buddy,
and kills the dwarf.
The other one kicks the bodies out of the way.
and forms a giant weapon!
Manly Santa
Manly Santa runs forward and smacks a dude to no effect.
Turns,
and kills two clones.
Moves over and kills another.
More to come.