Whatever Happened to the Bloodstained Serpent? - Turn 4

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Whatever Happened to the Bloodstained Serpent? - Turn 4

Postby Arkbrik » Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:02 am

Sorry for the delay.

Islanders - Zahru II

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The islander priest discovers yet another advantage of having an octopus head - you can shoot ink at people!

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In this case it is of course BrikThulhu-enhanced ink, and the poor pirate screams in pain as his skin is eaten away.

Undead Japanese Schoolgirls - Sloopofwar

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The girls get back on the bridge.

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Then they all take off one of their stiletto heeled shoes...

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...and throw them at the pirates! The pirates do their best to avoid or parry the incoming footwear, but one of them is impaled.

BrikThulhu - RJ

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A tentacle shoots out of the water carrying the lost pirate... but she seems changed somehow.

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She leaps onto a pirate and engages in unwholesome acts with him. Vigorously.

"Aaah! Get her off me! Get her off me!"

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Keeping his head cool, a pirate kills the abomination with a musket shot... but who knows what damage she has already caused?

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What's this now? Rodrigo pulls out another bottle of rum.

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And empties it into the sea???

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Rodrigo's cunning becomes apparent as BrikThulhu gets drunk! His tentacles wave around, unfocused. That rum is strong stuff.

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Maybe more by accident than intention, one tentacle smashes the bridge behind the pirates, closing the gate and cutting off their retreat.

Pirates - lrdofbricks

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The pirates charge forward!

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The islander priest leaps into the water to avoid them, leaving his minion to face the onslaught.

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And it sure is an onslaught... the minion is cut down, Rodrigo takes the head of a schoolgirl, and another girl is shot by Francisco Duroculo.

The dead

Pirates - lrdofbricks

Units left: 7/17
Kills: 11/21

Islanders - Zahru II

Units left: 1/7+1
Kills: 6/21

BrikThulhu - RJ

Units left: 1/1+1
Kills: 3/21

Undead Japanese Schoolgirls - Sloopofwar

Units left: 2/5
Kills: 1/21

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lrdofbricks, Zahru II, RJ and Sloopofwar: Send in your Turn 5 orders!

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Postby RJ » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:07 am

By the way, smashing your retreat wasn't an accident.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:54 am

:shock: Man! Against all odds, c'mon you Pirates! :D
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Postby BFenix » Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:32 pm

Another epic turn! This is an example of what pirates are made of!

stiletto heeled shoes... :lol:
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