Whatever Happened to the Bloodstained Serpent? - Turn 6

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Whatever Happened to the Bloodstained Serpent? - Turn 6

Postby Arkbrik » Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:47 am

Vergilius Raskolnikov - Silverdream

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Vergilius' army advances on the FELC bastion.

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"You are utter fools if you believe you can stand against me. The conquest of this insignificant world is merely the latest step on my road to complete universe dominance. Why are you still resisting?"

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Unease spreads through the FELC ranks.

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The soldiers open fire.

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Two FELC troopers are killed, one by bullet and one by missile.

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The tank fires at the Bloodstained Serpent...

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...and hits the water. How can you miss the broad side of a 14" ship?

Undead Japanese Schoolgirls - Sloopofwar

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Turns out the girls were in Rodrigo's cabin all along! They seem to be looking for something.

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Aha, Rodrigo Palo's secret rum stash!

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The girls are too young to drink, but you don't have to drink to have fun with alcohol...

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Giggling, they run out of the cabin, knocking Fransisco Duroculo over the railing as they bang the door open.

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Moments later, the Bloodstained Serpent is shook by an explosion.

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"NOOO! Me rum stash!"

"Cap'n, I thought ye said all the rum was gone already?"

"Aye... but... this time it really be gone!"

Pirates - lrdofbricks

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Rodrigo rounds up the girls for a serious talk.

"Ye be very bad girls! While ye are on me ship ye are NOT allowed to blow it up!"

"...No mr Palo-san..."

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"Now go and sit in the cabin and think about how bad ye are!"

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Rodrigo locks the door just to be on the safe side.

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Meanwhile, pirates run below deck to roll out the cannons.

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Fire!

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Vergilius' tank is hit. The pilot survives, but the tank loses 2 size points, leaving it with only one.

FELC - Ross_Varn

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The FELC troopers redeploy...

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...and open fire.

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Three enemy soldiers are killed.

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General Winston climbs up to the radar dish rather than assisting his men. He must have a cunning plan...

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He aims the dish at the Bloodstained Serpent, and maximises the frequency.

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Success! The radiation causes the very atoms in the ship's hull to boil and melt!

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Suddenly a beaming flash appears on the field outside the bastion.

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An elite Terrorkhan soldier of the Immortal Empire appears!

"The Immortal Emperor has, in his infinite wisdom, found the spineless FELC guilty of betraying the glorious Empire. Prepare to die."

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More beam flashes appear...

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Secret Faction activated:
The Immortals
Commanded by Warhead

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Rodrigo's keen sailor eyes spot something amazing.

"Shiver me timbers... is that..."

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- MANIAC BEER -

Without doubt the best beer in the world.

The dead

Pirates - lrdofbricks

Units left: 6/17
Kills: 12/33

Islanders - Zahru II

Units left: 0/7+1
Kills: 6/33

BrikThulhu - RJ

Units left: 1/1+1
Kills: 4/33

Undead Japanese Schoolgirls - Sloopofwar

Units left: 2/5
Kills: 1/33

Vergilius Raskolnikov - Silverdream

Units left: 9/16
Kills: 3/33

FELC - Ross_Varn

Units left: 7/10
Kills: 7/33

The Immortals - Warhead

Units left: 5/5
Kills: 0/33

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lrdofbricks, Sloopofwar, Silverdream, Ross_Varn and Warhead: Send your Turn 7 orders!

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Postby RJ » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:17 am

Dammit! Why can't I blast a whole in the fabric of the universe and join in?
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:23 am

It appears I am screwed. HEY SHADOWSCYTHE! GET YOUR ARSE IN THIS BATTLE!
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Postby RJ » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:27 am

Ross_Varn wrote:It appears I am screwed. HEY SHADOWSCYTHE! GET YOUR ARSE IN THIS BATTLE!


You know, you could always worship me and create another portal for me to turn you into octopus men...
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:30 am

Hrm... nah. The antenna array just might overheat from misuse and create one on the pirate ship though...
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Postby Warhead » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:06 pm

MWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!..

Message to the defenders of the Fort and the Commander of the FELC Forces: There can be no mercy for traitors.


Message to Commander Vergilius Raskolnikov: We accept your offer of compliance and shall aid you in your attack but you must desist you fighting with the Pirate Ship and her crew for now.


Message to Captain Rodrigo Leader of the Pirates: We have Maniac Beer to spare if you will lend your ship and crew to our cause and delay your war with Vergilius Raskolnikov.
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Postby Zahru II » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:45 pm

Things are getting interesting.
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Postby naussica » Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:49 pm

Well, this quickly turning into a one-sided battle. I never thought I'd ever see Warhead negotiate. :lol:

Man, I wish I could join this battle! Just have some of my nobodies teleport in kick some ass! And I just can't shake the thought that Shadowsycthe is gonna join this battle.
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Postby Arkbrik » Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:14 am

Damn, I forgot to weigh the general tendency of Warhead-ass-licking into my equations...

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Postby lrdofbricks » Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:11 am

isn't their a rule that after beating off the 5th faction i should get reinforcements?
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Postby RJ » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:59 am

naussica wrote:I never thought I'd ever see Warhead negotiate. :lol:


God, it's statements like this that show how young you really are to these forums. Like all those times he's allied with others in my games alone. Owner of Starbucks + The BLACK GUARDIAN, Dalek + Predator, The Mammas Boys + Some other guys.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:38 pm

Get it up the two of yous, it was an open invitation to who ever wanted to join the Immortals, if you were so bothered by the legality of it you should have stuck to your moral high ground and declined, and if Arky didn't think his actions through, well, I can hardly be blamed of defamed for his mistake.

EDIT: Besides, you're all gullibly assuming I'll be honest in my dealings.

The offer stands.
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Postby Bragallot » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:44 pm

May I remind you that joining Warhead's cause in a forum battle lowers your chances of winning, by forum standards? :)
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Postby Warhead » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:45 pm

Immortal allies have always had a good chance of winning, statistically.
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Postby lrdofbricks » Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:57 pm

if i dided next turn, i would still consider the pirates a win
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