Assault on Goatse Bunker

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Assault on Goatse Bunker

Post by stubby » Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:06 pm

IN THE GRIMDARK FUTURE OF PLANET GRIMDARK, THERE IS VERY LITTLE BEER

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How did this ImmortalTech Keg of Maniac Beer end up crashing into the surface of Planet Grimdark? Was it lost in the debris of some cataclysmic space battle? Was it launched here on purpose by some bored Immortal in order to cause chaos? No one knows.

What is known is that, when it arrived, its automatic defense systems kicked in. Two massive skeletal hands formed from the volcanic strata of the planetary crust, reaching upwards through the rock only to claw back in again and tear a giant prolapsed notebook in the surface. Robotic defenders, (mostly) immune to the temptation of the Beer thanks to their mechanikal nature, sprang up to man defense turrets against the sea of thirsty invaders sure to arrive.

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Though it's sure to take hundreds of invaders to breach the defenses, in the end, only one can escape with the keg.

Everybody's welcome to join in on this one. I'll pick a team of five random minifigs and start you from a random edge of the crater. I'll even be so generous as to give one of them a basic hand weapon, but the other four will be in too much of a hurry to pack.

I won't be keeping track of turn order, so if I post a turn for your figs, it means I'm ready for your next set of orders. First come, first served. Also, when you join, feel free to can jump in with your first set of orders without waiting to see where I place you if you want to, since all sides of the field are pretty similar.

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Post by Silent-sigfig » Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:09 pm

Ill join.
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Post by aoffan23 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:26 pm

I shall joineth.
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Post by Moronstudios » Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:38 pm

Sounds great, sign me up!
Looking for Vancouver Island players: http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1194

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Post by solvess » Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:58 pm

sign me up!
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Post by stubby » Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:00 pm

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By random roll, all three of the first squads approach from eastern directions: Silent-Sigfig's Peach Raiders, aoffan23's How Do I Shot Web Men, and Moronstudios' Brikinville Vikings.

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Post by stubby » Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:03 pm

booty bothered and I are off to a movie, so I'll be back in a couple of hours to add solvess's team and whoever shows up in the meantime.

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Post by solvess » Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:04 pm

I wonder who I will be. Probably dimmys.
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Post by Moronstudios » Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:04 pm

stubby wrote:Moronstudios' Brikinville Vikings.
Fuck yah!
Orders are already sent
Looking for Vancouver Island players: http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1194

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Post by Craigallot » Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:43 pm

Gimme a spot, please.

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Post by Sloopofwar » Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:58 pm

Stubby's running a forum battle? Sign me up double quick!

Damn that is a sweet battlefield.

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Post by BFenix » Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:03 pm

Hell yeah, moar spots for us stubby?
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Post by RedShirt » Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:15 pm

I'll take a spot
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Post by samuelzz10 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:50 pm

Can I please have a spot?
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Post by Keldoclock » Thu Nov 25, 2010 8:55 pm

Sign me up, dude!
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