A strange piece of debris flies from the skies and down towards the battlefield...
Before crashing right next to Goldy the Dwarf.
Why, it's some sort of brew, though only maniacs could make something as strange in design as this...
Of course, being new-age Dwarves, they drink up anyway.
It's not long before the kegs are empty.
But dwarves are dwarves, and with very little body to fill, they pass out very quickly.
"Hello, you wouldn't mind if I took a picture with you, would you?"
The Killzoid looks at RoboNanny, who is happily defending Gravious thanks to the Tourist.
The Killzoid makes up his mind quickly.
In the confusion, the Tourist still gets his picture.
The Tourist walks away slowly.
The Cult of the Creator
Paco the Duck Ninja
Determined, Venom runs up the side of the fort.
He reaches the antennae...
Then falls off, proper Batman-esque.
He rolls and throws the fangs on the way up.
One hits a zombie.
The zombie stays undead.
The other fang went somewhere even worse...
Venom's liver explodes in a slurry of blood and poison.
Meanwhile, in the Temple of the Cult of the Creator:
"Daddy, the last of the reinforcements we sent is dead. There's nobody else..."
"Then I shall avenge them!"
"Actually Daddy, he ended up killing himself..."
"Well, I shall avenge them metaphorically."
"Come, our fate awaits."
The Rock Troll
The Rock Troll grabs Will Grates in one hand...
And the last Bluran in the other.
A gruesome death for both of them...
Coswell activates his leg mounted rockets.
He lands on the platform.
And as quickly as he got on, he gets off. On a motorbike.
Shame he had such a bad landing.
League of Robots
The Captain makes a rather large explosion, disrupting the other two and damaging RoboNanny.
The two Killzoids open fire on RoboNanny.
One loses all power and dies.
The other shoots RoboNanny critically.
Gravious rushes over to it's robotic-lifeless wreckage.
"OH MY GOD, WHAT IS HE DOING TO IT?"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
"HE'S SELF UPGRADED!"
The Black Empire
Ford dons The BLACK GUARDIAN (RIP)'s armour.
And then the Crown.
The Troops break formation.
Two kill zombies.
The two collosi start to store power.
One of them overreacts and dies.
He whips another tentacle at a drunken Beardy.
And overkills him.
The first deathray only kills a mayfly.
The Doctor laughs.
"Now, if I just disable his vision..."
Second Legion of Doom
The horses stampede towards Ford.
Ford kills the first two...
But the third catapults him into a pile of corpses.
The Crown must of thought that he should be dead, and takes a new host.
The Ladek fires at the Rock Troll to no avail.
BlockWars: Now in Screwed-o-vision.
Somehow, the Landshark redshirts.
The Killzoid goes on a rampage, killing a Black Soldier.
The Killzoid self-destructs but doesn't do any damage to anything else.
From cover (of course), Connor opens fire on Coswell.
It does quite a bit of damage.
John smiles. He's actually done something.
Secret Faction Unlocked: The Terminator
Just above the battlefield however, is a huge threat.
Secret Faction Unlocked: Pseudo-Martians
OK, I've added a new rule: Fleeing. In BlockTales, if you can get off the map, you forfeit all chances of winning, and get shamed, but it does give you a reservation for the next battle.
Orders needed from:
Dalek - Keldoclock
John Connor - Lt. Krus