Wow! thought Goldy. That must have been one hell of a strong brew.
So strong that we've become hideous superpowered mutants!
Goldy wastes no time in leaping on and disarming Syrax.
Fourarmed Mutant Gingy accidentally maces his own arm off.
And Crocodile-headed Swordy runs out of move quickly.
Meanwhile, nearby Gravious, the leader of the Robotic League teleports down.
Gravious' eyes widen. "Yes young Gravious, I am your..."
"...grandfather's step-nephew. Join me, and we can rule the universe, as two loosely related robots!"
Gravious isn't convinced...
The Killzoid uses his action to add to the convincingness. "Go on! We have a great union!"
Gravious is now allied with the Robotic League.
"Now," says RR-DD. "There is the question of why the hell you couldn't of asked him that yourselves!"
The Pseudo-Martians use their Pseudo-Abducto Beam on John Connor.
He is teleported to their ship.
And anal-probed, as is tradition.
He comes back down... changed...
Meanwhile, Syrax struggles to reach his gun or sword.
And the tentacles don't seem to be wanting to work at this plot crucial moment.
So he gives in.
The Rock Troll grabs the Ladek.
The Ladek tries to break free.
Amazingly, the Rock Troll is made of mostly cobblestone.
The leaders on the Cult of the Creator enter the battlefield.
The Leader grasps the idea of warfare quickly and smashes a Colossi.
Tpeta somehow manages to severely sever the remaining Black Troop.
And Charlena sets her eyes on Ford.
She is thrown straight off the battlefield.
The Crown-Bearer charges energy.
It fires out in a strong but non-lethal burst.
Debris is set everywhere.
The Ladek flies back onto it's feet.
With it's new-found knowledge of the Rock Troll's weakness, it fires at it's leg.
Definitely an overshot.
The last zombie tries to get a chunk of the Bodyguard's head.
He clutches his wound.
The Terminator decides to steal John Connor's gun like a proper bully.
Then, a little overkill, he bats him across the ruins with it.
he fills him with plastic.
To finish off, he steals Piltogg's armour.
The Tourist gets a shot of him with the Crown-Bearer.
"I wonder what a horse would want with this thing?"
"I suppose it won't mind if I take it."
Since all of the Legion of Doom has expired and it no-longer has supernatural sentience, the horse buggers off to his own business.
Gravious has other ideas.
But he is rejected.
He fires off a few shots at the Tourist.
And knocks his souvenir's right off.
The Luggage makes sure The Tourist is unharmed, and is satisfied.
Coswell replaces his missing leg and his spikiness.
Afterwards, it speaks his heart of an alliance with the Cultists and the Empire.
Of course, Coswell doesn't speak, so it was wasted, but he'll always feel proud.
The Dalek has decided that it has fulfilled it's destiny.
As it starts fleeing, it fires off a final shot at Gravious.
The horse, however, gets the scolding.
Ford gets up, malicious intent on the Cults behalf.
He Gamma Gatling's the Leaders hand off.
Just as he tries to actually kill with his sword...
A whip catches him, and he is pulled to the ground.
"FORD! DO YOU NOT REMEMBER HOW I CAME TO POWER? I WAS RESURRECTED! I, THE BLACK GUARDIAN III, DEMAND YOU PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE IN BELIEVING IN MY DEATH AND STEALING MY ARMOUR!"
"HOWEVER, WE ARE LOW ON MEN, YOU MAY LIVE TO FIGHT BY MY SIDE."
Suddenly, although only for the slightest of seconds, it is as if the Crown is the only thing of significance in the world.
A ball of flames falls to the BlockEarth.
"The BLACK GUARDIAN shall pay for stealing my trustworthy sword and taking the Crown that was rightfully mine! If my name isn't Lord Fenix!"
Draak Kaard Jr arrives from the North.
Lord Skul stations himself in the fort.
And Bucky McBucks teleports in with his mercenaries.
Ford stands there, not even breathing.
It's the Space/Time Adventurer, and he's brought The King of BlockWorld from before losing his Crown in the battle two years ago.
Space/Time Adventurer laughs at Ford's corpse. "I've fought great monsters, hellish armies alone, travelled through time and space, all to kill YOU! And now you're dead! I even had to broadcast signals to bring in the descendants of the Warriors who died at that battle!"
"Wait a second, he didn't have the Crown, so the BLACK GUARDIAN must of died, which means that's not him, and the BLACK GUARDIAN is you..."
"Oh, I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you then..."
Surprised? Well I need orders from:
Coswell - aoffan23
The BLACK GUARDIAN III - MasterEcabob
Lord Fenix - BFenix ORDERS SENT
Draak Kaard Jr. - Killer Karetsu ORDERS SENT
Lord Skul - lrdofbricks
Bucky McBucks and his Mercenaries - Warhead
The Time/Space Adventurer - RJ
The King of BlockWorld - RJ