Who of you thought it would be a good idea to give a nigh invincible suitcase an artefact of nigh unlimited power?
The Tourist did.
The Crown glows from within.
The weight of The Tourist will sort that out.
Then, The Tourist goes and asks for a picture from the 1 year old homicidal machine that is trying for his life.
The 1 year old homicidal machine that is trying for his life is only too happy to oblige.
The Luggage doesn't trust him though, and charges him into the side of the fort.
The wall falls on Lord Skul and the Death Treader.
The Rock Troll roars in pain.
He drags himself to the edge of the battlefield.
Meanwhile, Syrax continues to struggle under the onslaught of Goldy's tentacle snuggle.
He himself adds in some tentacle snuggle, trying to grab Goldy's sword.
In a way, you could say he succeeded.
Goldy retrieves his sword.
Then he orders the remaining group to pelt it back towards the fort.
The Now-Unidentifiable Crocidile-Headed Dwarf bites Ahnold's arm.
Not sure who I need to feel sorry for.
Draak spies the fleeing Rock Troll. Observant one, that Draak.
He giddies up his Cerberus to get it before it gets out of here.
They manage to bite off an arm.
Talking about biting off arms, Ahnold glares at The NUCH Dwarf.
"Eat lead, beotch!"
The NUCH Dwarf is so dead that it's tail flies off and disrupts 3-Arms.
And there, amongst the remains of a massacre, is the Ruby Sabre.
Fenix flies over like the comet that impregnated his mother.
Wielding the Sabre, he can channel his power into a flaming whip.
He swings the whip and his sword The Black Guardian III.
The Black Guardian III replies by blasting away the Sabre.
Oh, how cruel.
The Remaining Killzoids fire off at the Luggage.
Both shots rebound off the energy shield cast by the Crown, however, Silver survives.
RRDD manages to craft a strange Scorpion-Tailed, Dual-Wield-Laser'd Killzoid.
Gravious tries to get The Luggage off him.
The Pseudo-Martians abduct The Tourist.
The Traditional Anal-Probing is completed.
Then they decide to let him have a picture.
Before beaming him down again.
Further away, The Head-Cultist starts a ritual to call down the aid of The Creator.
What a disappointment.
His Bodyguard, being more simple minded decides to rush in and attack Coswell.
Before mounting him for a better vantage point.
McBucks' Mercenaries all move forwards.
A little while later, Coswell vivisects the Motorbike in order to give him 'awesome' Wheel Legs.
They cause him to fall over.
Not willing to leave the Turn empty handed, he fires off his Steam Cannon.
Gravious is pulverised.
But of course, he'll live a little longer.
The Black Guardian III wants some more firepower.
I want does get with a good roll.
"That'll teach me not to nuke him from orbit..."
The Time/Space Adventurer calls down his Time/Space Vehicle.
"Now you're gonna get it!"
In the confusion, the King travels towards the Crown...
The Rock Troll manages to get off the battlefield.
And for the first time, an overview.
dilanski - Pseudo-Martians
aoffan23 - Coswell
MasterEcabob - The Black Guardian III