Crossing Roads and Parting Ways

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Crossing Roads and Parting Ways

Postby Zahru II » Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:09 pm

Deep within the Fortress of Evil:

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*Knock, knock*

'Enter!'

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'Who are you?'
'Greeetings mighty Warhead. I'm Slivurd, leader of the Cult of the Corrupted.'

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'Even though the master died, we managed to remain, hiding in the shadows, waiting to emerge... waiting to return and serve you, Warhead.'

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'Aaah, the minions of Ezra. I've almost forgotten of you, why yes, you're welcome to serve me.'

'Awww, ain't that cute.'

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'DEADLOCK! HOW IN THE NA-'

'Calm yourself down, Warhead. I'm a lock indeed, but not a dead one yet. I'm the lock which can be only opened by bloodshed and war... yes... WARLOCK!'

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'So what do you want here ork? Show me some fireworks and do a raindance?'

'Ta-ha-ha, very funny you are today. I'm far skilled than my shamanistic brethren; I understand the winds of magic and tap into them as any will user, not just forcedly mangle out some it like those, 'wise shamans' do.'

'Alright then, your tongue and wits are quite sharp for an ork. What do you want?'

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'I want the same thing as you... power. More power. Power that comes in small packages... small but majestic, I mean MAJISTIK packages. I thought, if we would have an alliance, then we could get more of these, much easier... what do you say?'

'Why should I?'

'Well, you may have the power to summon demons and be a living tempest... but can you merge these artefacts? Do you know how to combine them?'

'Well erm, I never tried-'

'But I do! quite, fetch me your artefact!'

'Okay. Hey, cult-boy! Prove your worth and bring the artfact here or I'll disassemble you!'

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'W-w-wonderful... that surge of power... I can feel it running through me!'

'Told you so Warhead... so what do you say?'

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'Alright ork. As a token of gratitude and a way to keep you on a short leash, I grant you an ally from the Abyss.'

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'Arise, Hemotaros!'

'HERE I COME!'

'His bloodthirsty rage matches your orks. And he's quite ruthless to traitors.'

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'Now, off with you all! Rally your hordes! The time for war is nigh!'
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Postby Robot Monkey » Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:12 pm

Ohh yes! Great work!
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Postby Apollyon » Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:13 pm

Aha! That's the battle i have been waiting for!
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Postby Zahru II » Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:27 pm

Majisto's study, Imperial Castle:

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'Oh my... things are looking dire.'

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'I got to hurry!'

The Throne Room:

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'My king, I'm sorry to tell you our campaign has failed. We lost infantry commander Apollyon, and even though the orks were few, we had no choice but to retreat-'

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'You have to be kidding Fabio! Albeit you suffered losses, if you had gone pursuit those orks, you'd manage to pulverize them! And you want to aspire for the rank of total commander?'

'Oui, oui, vous étes béte, Fabio!'

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'Hahaha... thou furious. Funny to hear strategic advice from on who failed to defend his very own province-'

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*gasp*

'How dare you mention that... I don't care what kind of aristocratic brat you are-'

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'Enough! Both of you. Thank you for your report, we shall consider your position and our next move later. Now you may leave.'

(both) 'Thank you your majesty.'

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'Now Jean-Francois, on to your scouting reports...'

'Ah bien! I've spotted rapide advancement of undead fo-'

*Majisto teleports in*

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'Merdre!'

'I'm terribly sorry to interrupt whatever you've been doing your majesty, but time is short.'

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'Quickly, take this! I've written everything you need to know.'

'Alright, alright, but why so hasty Majisto?'

*flickering lights erupt from the ground*

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'That's why.'

'Majisto of the Blue! We're here to take you with us, as you've broken the pact of neutrality of the Majistik!'

'Listen, Green Brother, I know but-'

'Guards!'

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'This is too easy! Can we kill them?'

'Don't even think about it, Natalya! We can only pacify them.'

'Aw, party-pooper.'

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'Majisto, please, don't make the situation worse then it is already.'

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'Me? It is you who do not understand a thing! Listen,-'

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'We're not here to listen. But I think the Purple will gladly hear your tale.'

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'Excuse us for causing such a mess. It won't happen ever again, I'll assure you. Your men are fine, just a bit dizzy perhaps.'

*dissappear in same flickers*

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'Sacre bleu!'

'Yes, Jean-Francois, this is quite crazy. Now let's see what the wizard gave me... hm... oh... Quickly! Rally the forces! We have short time to act!'
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Postby Robot Monkey » Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:37 pm

Wait, Mages are neutral? I don't see that lasting...
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Postby GeneralOfDeath » Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:41 pm

Oh, no, you did NOT just give a jester a magic wand?!
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Postby Zahru II » Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:42 pm

He picked it up.
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Postby Warhead » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:15 pm

:twisted: MWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaa... *cough* um... wait a minuet!!!... :?
Zahru wrote:'This is too easy! Can we kill them?'

'Don't even think about it, Natalya! We can only pacify them.'

'Aw, party-pooper.'


:shock: Oh shit!
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Postby beluga » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:41 pm

It also seems like that according to this book called Crime and Punishment, Natalya was engaged to a psychopathic murderer.

Wiki doesn't mention that, and I'm not confident that any of you guys have read it. It's a boring story :roll:
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Postby Ross_Varn » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:46 pm

Heh. I call Ezra again, finally!
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Postby BFenix » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:33 pm

Awesome plot like always, lol, look at the jester, ;( *sadface*
But w8! Natalya? :shock:
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Postby Bragallot » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:15 am

We're doomed. However, this should be fun regardless.
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Postby Apollyon » Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:35 am

beluga wrote:... and I'm not confident that any of you guys have read it. It's a boring story :roll:


You are wrong on both points. Now go off and read some Star Wars expanded universe shit or something.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:06 am

Ehrm, do I get the mighty Orkz again?
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Postby Apollyon » Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:12 am

Robot Monkey wrote:Ehrm, do I get the mighty Orkz again?


There are factions to choose from already?
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