The 2 Assyrian troopers fire at the invading squids.
The Assyrian hero does a heroic feat and fires straight inside a squid’s mouth. This breaks the tentacle snuggle and destroys the squid’s insides, nearly killing the rider.
Back to the Assyrian troopers, both succeeded. One trooper killed this squid...
And the other killed this one.
The mecha destroys the other giant lizard.
Suddenly the squid-driver’s head explodes.
Brikthulu has chosen this minion to house his new body! He is alive again!
The hero does a feat, and manages to have everyone in a 12 inch radius switch alliances to the Brittanian cause.
The miners begin sabotaging the shuttle they were sitting on.
The Brittannians then move up.
The Brittannian in the dump truck gets out and shoots the bin of dynamite.
It causes no damage, but it scares the crap out of all watching.
The peach hero attempts to farce the mecha upside down into something else...
...To considerable results. The digger is disabled, and its driver is dead. However the mecha operator managed to bail on her mini-flyer.
Unable to fly, the shuttle rushes forward with its remaining engine.
Crushing and killing the command staff of the base and some channel 4 news team members. The dead security guard drops the keys and bomb.
A peach hijacks a truck.
While the hero takes the trolley.
The peaches advance towards the SHIP.
The medic and rifleman move up together.
The pilots drop their guns and volunteer to take up the treasure.
They enter the SHIP and throw the treasure into the pile.
The turret aims at the Brittanian tank.
Destroying it and the hero.
Also, the crew started up the engines. The SHIP is ready to leave next turn.
The champion gets out of his wreck.
He then teleports (stupendous feat) in front of the news team and steals the neutrina bomb.
He then walks over to the chopper.
Gets into the cockpit.
Ignites the engines.
And gets away off the map! Having successfully smuggled the bomb out, the Tyronians have achieved their objective!
The droid pushes the mini-nuke down through the teleporter.
Scaring the crap out of the bridge crew.
The droid then clogs the teleporters with the treasure pile. The teleporter is now unusable until every single treasure is taken off it.
Most of silent sigifig’s orders were either already accomplished by other factions or impossible. The miners didn’t do anything this round.
Brikthulu and Friends
Brikthulu walks over and attempts to revive a fallen squid monster.
He is successful, today is a lucky day for heroes and champions!
The squid’s first order of business is to attack Nata- I mean the Assyrian hero.
Tyronians: Objective Completed
N00b miners: Objective Completed
Channel 4 Paparazzi Action News Team:
Uncovered Scandals: 2
Brikthulu and Friends:
Tentacle snuggled: 15
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