Relation-SHIP Problems Turn 10

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Relation-SHIP Problems Turn 10

Postby beluga » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:40 am


An Assyrian fires.

The peach pilot is now dead, one more peach left to go.

Another Assyrian fires at the last peach.

He manages to kill this peach. Peaches eliminated!

The mercernary continues to fill up the space car.

Suddenly, everyone receives a transmission.

Major Natalya: I have now come to help you guys. I changed my mind a second after I denied help, but the message got stuck in the message system and only got to the Lieutenant Colonel Boksy’s Venus Destroyer a second after it self destructed. All Assyrians on the planet, you are saved. To everyone else, you’re screwed.
*Teleports all ground forces*
Major Natalya: Now, with no stupid Brittannians to argue with, I suppose I can do this.
*Presses big red button and unleashes a wave of nukes at the planet below*
Major Natalya: Goodbye, have fun rebuilding!! Signing out...

I suppose the space car was also teleported, therefore Assyrians= Objective Achieved.

Channel 4 News Team
Satisfied that the peaches are dead, the reporter turns back into her normal self.

Final Overviews

Score Table:
Nyphilians: Objective Achieved; Terminated
Kills: 21
Casualties: 53

Peaches: Objective Achieved; Terminated
Kills: 25
Casualties: 20

Assyrians: Objective Achieved
Kills: 22
Casualties: 4

Tyronians: Objective Achieved; Terminated
Kills: 9
Casualties: 7

Brittannians: Terminated
Kills: 3
Casualties: 5

N00b Miners: Objective Achieved; Terminated
Kills: 10
Casualties: 9

Channel 4 Paparazzi Action News Team:
Kills: 0
Uncovered Scandals: 3
Casualties: 2

Brikthulu and Friends: Terminated
Kills: 1
Tentacle snuggled: 15
Casualties: 4

Nyphilian Space Force: Objective Achieved
Kills: 0
Casualties: 11

Assyrian Space Force: Terminated
Kills: 23
Casualties: 3

Brittannian Space Force: Terminated
Kills: 2
Casualties: 9

That’s it folks, no more orders or anything, Relation-SHIP Problems has come to an end. Have fun, It was a blast hosting this!
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Postby Natalya » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:00 pm

Motherfucking peaches.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:50 pm

Nat wins. Good game.
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