An Assyrian fires.
The peach pilot is now dead, one more peach left to go.
Another Assyrian fires at the last peach.
He manages to kill this peach. Peaches eliminated!
The mercernary continues to fill up the space car.
Suddenly, everyone receives a transmission.
Major Natalya: I have now come to help you guys. I changed my mind a second after I denied help, but the message got stuck in the message system and only got to the Lieutenant Colonel Boksy’s Venus Destroyer a second after it self destructed. All Assyrians on the planet, you are saved. To everyone else, you’re screwed.
*Teleports all ground forces*
Major Natalya: Now, with no stupid Brittannians to argue with, I suppose I can do this.
*Presses big red button and unleashes a wave of nukes at the planet below*
Major Natalya: Goodbye, have fun rebuilding!! Signing out...
I suppose the space car was also teleported, therefore Assyrians= Objective Achieved.
Channel 4 News Team
Satisfied that the peaches are dead, the reporter turns back into her normal self.
Nyphilians: Objective Achieved; Terminated
Peaches: Objective Achieved; Terminated
Assyrians: Objective Achieved
Tyronians: Objective Achieved; Terminated
N00b Miners: Objective Achieved; Terminated
Channel 4 Paparazzi Action News Team:
Uncovered Scandals: 3
Brikthulu and Friends: Terminated
Tentacle snuggled: 15
Nyphilian Space Force: Objective Achieved
Assyrian Space Force: Terminated
Brittannian Space Force: Terminated
That’s it folks, no more orders or anything, Relation-SHIP Problems has come to an end. Have fun, It was a blast hosting this!