Assault on Tiny Red Castle - Turn 1

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Assault on Tiny Red Castle - Turn 1

Postby Arkbrik » Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:20 am

Army of Darkness - Killer Karetsu

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The Army of Darkness starts moving towards the castle.

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One of their crossbowmen takes a shot at the lazy farmer, and while he hits, the farmer is just too sleepy to care.

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The rest of the army, including the other crossbowman who was out of range of any targets, starts sprinting towards the castle.

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One of them makes an inpressive roll...

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...leaving his comrades behind.

Tiny Red Castle - Zahru II

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Two of the knights take cover in the courtyard.

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The other fires the catapult!

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He hits a bush not far from his intended target.

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The archer fires as well...

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...and gets even closer, but not close enough.

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Suddenly, there is movement in the Green Forest.

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Secret Faction activated: Thieven Hood commanded by OREMAWESOME1234!

Thieven Hood has arrived with is outlaw companions, Little Joe and Maid Maryanne!

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The lazy farmer rests his back on a chest filled with gold, unjustly earned through hard labor on his field. Thieven Hood intends to steal it and give it to the poor (ie, himself).

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But the farmer won't give it up without a fight!

Peasant Faction activated: The Lazy Farmer commanded by Cakeman!

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Send in your Turn 2 orders!

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Postby Killer Karetsu » Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:37 am

Oh yeah!
And I knew that farmer was a faction!
sending orders.
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:47 am

Btw turn initiative determined by the order of the...orders?
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Postby Zahru II » Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:57 am

ONORE... Karetsuuuu...

Orders sent.
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Sun Feb 06, 2011 7:00 am

? :?
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Postby Warhead » Sun Feb 06, 2011 7:01 am

The Lazy Farmer will kill you all.
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Motherfucker!
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Postby Zahru II » Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:13 am

Killer Karetsu wrote:? :?


Just having fun :)

I was quite surprised that your guy reached the castle so early.
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Postby BFenix » Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:24 am

Warhead wrote:The Lazy Farmer will kill you all.

Just wait until he calls the rest of the peasants, then you'll be really fucked :wink:
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Postby Zahru II » Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:42 am

Or even worse... KILLER CROPS! :shock:
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Postby BFenix » Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:50 am

Zahru II wrote:Or even worse... KILLER CROPS! :shock:

:guinness:
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Postby Arkbrik » Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:03 am

Killer Karetsu wrote:Btw turn initiative determined by the order of the...orders?

Yup.
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Postby Rev. Sylvanus » Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:42 pm

Farmer's got mad-cow disease; thieven hood's screwed.

Bet it isn't gold in the chest...
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Postby Cakeman » Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:58 pm

Orders in. Also, the contents of my chest and an alliance to anyone who kills Thieven! (or brings him to Lazy Farmer bound or unconcious). This offer also goes out to Little Joe and Maid Maryanne! Especially to maid Maryanne... farming is lucurative and the world needs more farmers.

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