Assault on Tiny Red Castle - Turn 3

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Assault on Tiny Red Castle - Turn 3

Postby Arkbrik » Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:41 am

The Lazy Farmer - Cakeman

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The farmer rushes towards Thieven Hood, filled with rage at the glorified robber.

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Unable to reach him, the farmer throws his dagger...

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...but Little Joe leaps in front of Thieven, saving him at the cost of Joe's own life!

Army of Darkness - Killer Karetsu

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The dark crossbowmen take aim at Thieven.

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Their idea of "aim" is a little special, though, and they hit nothing of consequence.

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The battering ram pounds the castle's gate...

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...and it cracks open!

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A dark knight climbs up to the ramparts.

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He prepares to attack the archer, while the defending knight uses a Response action to push down the ladder.

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They both fail horribly.

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The knight on the other side of the castle stays put. He's not a coward or anything, it's for, uh, tactical reasons.

Tiny Red Castle - Zahru II

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The archer fires at the battering ram operator.

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If you look at it from this angle, you'll understand why he missed.

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Meanwhile the catapult is fired.

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But the stone lands harmlessly in the middle of nowhere.

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The castle's knight takes a stab at his dark counterpart... right in the eye!

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He tumbles from the ladder, defeated.

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These two knights play the waiting game.

Thieven Hood - OREMAWESOME1234

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"Little Joe has fallen! Thieven, what shall we do?"

"Fear not, maid Maryanne! I will summon a creature from the woods to help us!"

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"Oh hear me, noble beasts of the forest! Lend your assistance to a virtuos rogue in need of aid!"

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"Graargh!"

"Thieven, what is that?"

"Oh gods... I must have messed up..."

Forest Faction activated: Owlbear commanded by Ogel96

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"Screw this, let's grab the gold and get out of here!"

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Score

Tiny Red Castle - Zahru II

Kills: 2/5
Units left: 4/4

Army of Darkness - Killer Karetsu

Kills: 0/5
Units left: 4/6

Thieven Hood - OREMAWESOME1234

Kills: 1/5
Units left: 1/3

The Lazy Farmer - Cakeman

Kills: 2/5
Units left: 0/1

Owlbear - Ogel96

Kills: 0/5
Units left: 1/1

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Postby Ogel96 » Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:49 am

Owlbear me.
My doctor says I have an obsession with vengance. We'll just see about that
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:03 am

Owlbear :shock:
My axemen fail all the time....not for long! May darkness prevail!
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Postby Arkbrik » Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:13 am

Ogel96 wrote:Owlbear me.

Ok, send in your orders.
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Postby Zahru II » Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:42 am

man you guys are fast! ordering
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Postby Rev. Sylvanus » Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:03 am

Poor lazy farmer :(

All he wanted to do was enjoy his hard-earned gold :(
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Postby FISH!!! » Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:01 pm

Those Crossbowmen/Archer couldn't hit a barn wall while they were standing inside it! :lol:
I just looked closly at your battering ram design... hmm... might borrow that in the near future.
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Postby aoffan23 » Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:03 pm

The Owlbear will win this battle for sure.
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Postby OREMAWESOME1234 » Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:21 pm

I believe this should be noted:

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0322.html
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Postby Cakeman » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:25 am

Go farmer! Ack, my nemesis Thieven survived thanks to his misguided minions... I'll be back!
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