Conquest of Reval: Gauntlet!

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Conquest of Reval: Gauntlet!

Postby Apollyon » Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:47 am

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Somewhere on the plains of Reval there is a roadside booth. Dora the Explorien and Doro, her best chum, are selling Maniac Beer(tm),
poisoned apples, OTCs, fairy wands and crushed ice. But not everything is as bright as it seems:

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Something strange is happening...

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...something sinister!

The terror that is Blokbots!
We need this slogan as a picture/emoticon in that old horror movie style...

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"Well, as you can see the generators are working perfectly. They will now spawn Blokbots at regular intervals."


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"Excellent. the Empire will be pleased. Here is the payment we agreed upon Mr. Maynard."

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"Why thank you, always a pleasure dealing with you guys. Have a nice trip!"

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The messenger teleports away.

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Biker Warhead and his gang arrive. He is pissed at Mr. Maynard because he cheated them. Now they are out to break his legs.

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Briktopian mechanized infantry arrives.

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More Blokbots spawn. Mr. Mynard and his bodyguard, a T-1003 Assassin Droid, are yet unaware of the new arrivals.

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Battlefield overview.

Available factions and objectives:

Briktopians: Stop the Blokbot horde before they overrun all of Reval.
Biker Warhead: Capture Mr. Maynard. Stay alive.
Mr. Maynard: Escape! Alive...

Blokbots, Dora and Doro are NPCs.

The plan is to gather and send stats and rules that i want to use tomorrow and to play/post the first turn on thursday.

Warning, because the TERROR THAT IS BLOKBOTS, this battle will not be for the faint of heart. Seasoned generals only (except Halotard
of course because he would own everyone with his tactical genius).
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:23 am

Briktopians, if you let me in.
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NO!THERE ARE NO POLAR BEARS IN FINLAND!!!
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Postby Apollyon » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:43 am

You can have them. I will be off for a few hours to work.
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Postby Theblackdog » Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:46 am

Biker Warhead, please.

Question: how do we "buy" material from the NPCs? Can we trade things or do we just have to steal it?
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Postby BFenix » Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:14 pm

Lovely scenario! Those generators are so simple yet so effectively good looking, Mr. Maynard plz
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Postby FISH!!! » Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:14 pm

Nice Blokbot shaped doors there.
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Postby Natalya » Tue Mar 01, 2011 3:03 pm

I call Dora the Explorien.

And don't think for a second that I care that she's a NPC.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:53 pm

:twisted: Break that Cheating Maynard's legs for him but good, Blackdog!
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Postby piltogg » Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:38 pm

wait, so is the messenger an Akkadian, or part of some other random empire which has the same uniform?
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Postby Natalya » Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:16 pm

Possibly an Assyrian Commando...
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Postby piltogg » Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:17 pm

...could also be that. yes.
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Postby solvess » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:22 pm

Secret faction one please. :D
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Postby Apollyon » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:26 pm

Theblackdog wrote:Biker Warhead, please.

Question: how do we "buy" material from the NPCs? Can we trade things or do we just have to steal it?


Alright, you get the bikers. And thanks for the orders, too! ;-)
Err, at first i thought of putting some BURP pieces with gold/silver crystals on the map. Then i realized this is Brikwars: YOU PAY IN BLOOD!
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Postby Apollyon » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:27 pm

Natalya wrote:I call Dora the Explorien.

And don't think for a second that I care that she's a NPC.


Alright, you get to play Dora. Objective: whatever you deem necessary/fun.
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Postby Apollyon » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:29 pm

piltogg wrote:wait, so is the messenger an Akkadian, or part of some other random empire which has the same uniform?


Natalya wrote:Possibly an Assyrian Commando...


I knew i should have given him a weapon... but the more mystery the better.
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