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Surfer and Hoes - Ogel96
The Hoe tries to persuade the constable to join her side, so she naturally uses the most efficent method.
The Surfer uses a wave feat to wash away the undead.
This results in three undead being knocked five inches away.
Orkz - Fish!!!
From the corner of his eye, Gorkbachov sees something:
Water starts spilling out of the lake in an unnatural way.
Jonathon F!sher has entered the game.Suprise! =P
But who's side is he on?
WTF? The Drakhirri?
Okay, so when Zahru said that they were being paid by an angry Prussian man with a monocle, this is obviously who he meant, right?
As per orders, Gorkbachov sees a hero worthy of his challenge, and duel commences.
F!SH strikes first, and Gorkbachov barely avoids losing an HP (the shield saved him, but was wrecked.)
Unfazed, Gorkbachov swings his massive axe at F!SH.
F!SH is on a roll, and dodges expertly, while Gorky faces some problems with momentum.
The troll, still pumped from his mountain-raising-monkey-killing attack last turn attempts something creative.
Tah-dah! Polearm + Tape + Cart = Improvised Mauler!
With his club slung across his back, our pal sets off towards those blasted Imperials, whistling some death metal to himself as he plods away.
The War Pig pulls apart more of the building.
He strategically places it (well, just where there was a nice open space, these are orks you know) so that it will cut off any avenue of advance for the Drakhirri.
The Crossbowrk sees a clear target.
It's a hit!
She takes the hit hard, and to boot, falls on some Molotov cocktails.
Meanwhile, the Axeboyz charge the Drakhirri elites.
Dealing minimal damage to one.
Counters slew two. Meanwhile, the Ork with the Molotov cocktail heads off, with malicious intent. (I lost the pic, but he's right next to the ork archer)
More to come tomorrow:
Zahru: You have control of the two elites and F!SH. I gave you reinforcements since I screwed you at the start, placing you in between two of the strongest factions, and having the smallest team. I also wanted to see what it would be like for FISH!!! to face off against his own sig-fig.
FISH!!!: How does he look? I don't have any Vikings torsos, so I decaled it, in the tradition of your Rangers I guess.