+ + + IMPERIAL TROOPS TURN + + +
Poisoned and bleeding, Silva removes the quarrel. (I swear, I picked up a face that had a grimace, somehow he ended up smiling, the sick puppy).
His stats are limited and he will likely die soon without medical attention. Silva crawls over to Master Sgt Ecabob for the Medikit.
Once the Multi-Dote is taken Silva feels a little better, but it's taken all his efforts to get this far. He'll have normal stats next turn and be immune to poison from now on. The Medi-kit is still usable. The syringe is not, except as a weapon as it appears Silva just jabbed himself in the tadger..!
CrazyHorse, aware that there are Scavs lurking up ahead uses his stealth to silently climb unnoticed to the walkway.
The enemy fail to notice his quick and quiet approach...
Until too late!
He fires on the flying Wallie Super Nerd with his silenced SMG but misses, the multiple tasks prove just too much this turn.
The Wallie is instantly aware but the Heavy Weapon Scav at the far end of the gantry sees nothing wrong. Just another fellow scav.
The TerrorKhan Berserker charges forward filled with pagan bloodlust, bawling the song Immortal from his native planet where he was taken from.
"Gathering the Horde on the mountain side!
Awaiting the mourning bestial sunrise!"
"Diabolic winds of hate breathe!
In the chasm of the realms!"
"In clouds above horizon, a throne of ice!
Watching silently, with a warriors eye!"
"Winds of destruction fills our hearts with joy!"
The monkey earns his friendship and knocks down a Scav child. He's disrupted, not dead.
"Portals of war lay before us!"
After cutting the Scav priests hand off and flamer in two Moron lands, badly.
F!SH looking for a clear arc of fire notices a Scav in the road.
However, it's a day for bad endings as the Smartgun only destroys a weapon on the last remaining Crab.
MORE STILL TO COME
And now the continuation...
Master Sgt Ecabob gets off his duff and makes a run for the last Scav Crab.
He makes a manly leap and lands on the things back, stabbing like a madman he takes the pilot 2Hand1Hand down by a hit point...
2Hand1Hand desperately uses the escape hatch and explosive bolts blast Master Sgt Ecabob and the top hatch into the air.
He lands on his ass once again in a heap and very much disrupted, still the Crab is now useless.
Trooper BFenix moves to the right keeping a look out for some heavier weapons...
Finding nothing better he takes a shot at the Scav Chief.
The Scav takes a blast to the chest and loses a hit point. Very much not the Chiefs day.
BFenix then slips back into cover, cursing the lack of heavy weapons nearby.
Trooper Aoffan(Ross) gets confused. "Did someone say heavy weapons?" He drops his heavy auto-shotgun.
Takes a look around...
Sees the heavy auto-shotgun and picks it up.
With vague puzzlement Aoffan(Ross) looks for a target, but those he specified have already been killed and nobody else is in range, ah well...
Sniper 1st Class Krus again takes down the Scav Heavy that was anally-animated last turn.
I fucked up somehow when I missed Krus' orders and gave the spot to mgb519 a situation I'll now rectify...
...attracted by the sound of gunfire and explosions a rough looking Immortal trooper, the last of his unit which was cut off and decimated joins the fray.
Trooper mgb519 can't even recall his real name, only his rank and serial number. This hardened survivor still remembers his allegiance to the Immortals though and has been fighting as best he can to survive so he can get back to his Regiment. (Mgb519 has the same stats as mentioned plus a bonus hit point which I've taken into account. The customised scav rifle has the same stats too.)
He quickly gets to work evening the odds. Sue-Ellen's head explodes from all the alcohol she consumes.
WASTELAND SCAVS AND WALLIES TURN
The new guys efforts don't go unnoticed and Mr Smarties and the Visible Man charge... but run out of movement... couple of dumbasses.
Captain Vincible shoots his StaticBlaster Wallie hand gun in Trooper Krus' ear. Blue sparks wizz out of the barrel as he repeatedly pulls the trigger... the Wallie shrill laughter can be heard over the whir of the electric motor as Krus' helmet is almost singed... well, not even almost.
Two more Wallies take a shot at Aoffan(Ross) but they miss...
This attracts Aoffan(Ross') response fire...
...with predictable results. Slimey is blasted apart.
Slob seeing her slimy love muffin die is in shock... she wails and sobs over his decapitated and foul smelling corpse.
Then picks up her lovers head like a hand grenade and seeks revenge!
Super Wallie the Boy Blunder lands and begins to Dialog to CrazyHorse how naughty it is to be mean... CrazyHorse tells him where to go.
With a battle screech of "Eat electro-static sparks, you naughty man you!" Crazyhorse has to suffer the indignity of being hassled to near puzzlement...
and then with a "Tee-hee-hee!" he's gone... wtf?
He lands near Trooper F!SH, were he proceeds to kick him in the head... to no effect.
Three remaining Scavs move up on into strike position on the right of the ruined factory.
Two more Scavs move into position on the left of the factory.
The Chief Scav retrieves his sword and takes a swing at the TerrorKhan Berserker Moron...
Thank goodness for redshirting monkeys!.. Even the other Scavs shot went wide as a result.
Amok uses his Super-Duper Wallie Cannon. It's a hit!
Boomer is one Hit Point down... and his trousers get a lot more sophisticated... oh, the shame!
The Cyborg DSM Scav takes also takes a shot at Boomer but misses.
Panzy picks himself up and Cosplay Sailormoon takes a shot at Boomer with a Scav gun but misses too.
Always brave and true Amok legs it past his fellow Wallies.
2Hand1Hand takes up his BattleSaw...
and attacks Trooper F!SH, it was all he could do to get his autocannon in the way to block the blow. That weapon no longer works.
END TURN?.. not yet.
Lonely Immortal straglers cut off from their lines aren't the only thing listening in the Lego Wastelands, and gunfire and explosions can attract a lot worse...
Perhaps the chemical spill undead creature sent out a Psi-Pulse or they just heard the noise of battle, which ever it was they seem keen to make some friends... out of the living.
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