and after weeks on end of procrastination, I learned that if this battle isn't finished before my graduation party (june 4th), my dad will personally scrap the whole table into boxes and hide the legos away from the eyes of the general public. Thus inciting mid-week action.
IV horseman engages with Piltogg in close combat.
Piltogg counters and paries and whatnot. But neither of them roll high enough to kill the other just yet, so they are pretty much just stuck there for now.
A housecrall notices that there are not any Akkadians inside the fort at this time, so he tosses his OTCs up to the friendly Assyrian up on the wall who looks like he could use a hand.
The Assyrian catches one of the OTCs, but the other was thrown to poorly and clangs disappointingly against the wall.
The plasma turret lines up a shot on the only Akkadian left on the left side of the wall.
The Iceworlders who were formerly in the court yard get the hell out of there, and conveniently find themselves face to face with a space n@zi.
After abnormally poor rolling, they break his giant cross like thing, but cause no harm to the fig himself.
The wee little INFERNO TURRET. Just couldn't hold it in anymore. It had seen so much awesome that it just.....
...... came everywhere! in a highly fiery and explosive fashion. Also because Warhead said so. I unfortunately only have one red bush thing, so I can't show this as big as I would like.
FIRE BEATS EVERYTHING!
It didn't kill anybody... yet. But it does pretty much prevent anybody from entering the courtyard without being burned to a crisp.
If that wasn't enough to discourage entry into the palace, the ice-dragon also bull-doozes a bunch of wreckage off the street and into a pile, forming a makeshift wall.
That will take a while to climb over.
Heroes of Akkadia
Piltogg uses the Okktopustica to inspire racial and patriotic Hatred in all his good, Akkadian komnrades. He is otherwise incapacitated at the moment.
Sniper Expert Vas Kallas moves up a little closer.
And takes out the gunman of the now used up inferno cannon.
BURP man throws his Roof piece.
It lands in a highly populated area, but somehow misses everything, landing in the middle of like 6 guys.
Lord Krus Slices and dices the finest of ingredients: man flesh!
He takes out the melter on the ice-dragon.
The Assyrian swings around his new OTC but is met by another OTC, they get locked into a duel but nobody dies yet.
The mechaniks get to work and fix up the formerly exploded Beradan Jeep.
The civilian medik gets to work and heals up one of the fallen Beradan pilots.
She is successful.
All the other civvies gang up on Krus.
And they kill him. Another hero who will have to be sent to the Akkadian regeneration labs I suppose.
One of the civvies finds a certain technological goodie. But he wont be able to use it without a pretty big skill penalty. So he should probably hand it off to someone else who is more qualified in the near future.
Blitzen gives all her allies an A+ on their English finals, reducing their stress levels and giving them a +1 to their rolls.
The Sexy Wytch fires it's positioning thruster well enough, aiming the ship in the right direction.
BUT, it crit fails on the next roll. Sending the Ship crashing into the ground and a nearby building.
All it's occupants land safely thankfully.
Being to far away from their intended target, the survivors from the wreckage turn on the next nearest foe.
they destroy it with their combined fire.
I've been building a backdrop for this game by the way, so you don't have to look at the box anymore.
The man in the top hat and his fellow civilian vigilante take cover behind the corpse of a dead ogre and fire on the Iceworlder civilians who are under control of the Inquisition.
They take down the broom-wielding civilian