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Postby Zupponn » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:19 pm

Somewhere deep in Immortal controlled space...

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Warhead:  Ah, Chairman Zupponn of the Zupponn Mining Co., how nice to see you.

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Zupponn:  Hello Mr. Warhead.  So, what is this business you wish to discuss?

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Warhead:  Ah.  Straight to the point.  I like that.  Well, it seems that the Scythians have become too confident in their ability to oppose us, so I have developed a plan to both strike fear into their hearts as well as disrupt their war effort.

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This is a Scythian mining operation on the outskirts of Scythian controlled space.  Although a little run down, it still provides the Scythians with a portion of the minerals necessary to continue their war effort.  

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It is protected from attack from the south by two guard towers.

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And from the West by dense vegetation and an armed patrol.

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Located on the East side are two buildings.  One being the local tavern...

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And the other being a business called "Hammerman's Amory and Restaurant.  Hammerman is the one behind the counter.  There appear to be some medieval enthusiasts around that buy from him regularly.

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The north side is where the mining operations are held.  Scythian jetpacking ninjas with top hats can be seen here too.

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The entrance to the mines is located here as well as the local jail.  The mines are usually guarded by Scythian heavies.

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Civilians here range from tourists to mechanics to the local police, and there seems to be a movie being filmed right now starring a guy named Action Dave.  He can be seen in the black adventurer's hat.

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The garrison here is commanded by one Two-Toothed Bob.  Not much is known about him.

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I would like you to command a raid on this outpost and destroy the mining operations there.

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This is SeizMech.  He is a Maniac Immortal that will lead a group of Immortals in support of your troops in this mission.

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Zupponn:  Well hello there Mr. SeizMech.
SeizMech:  *Unintelligible grumbles*

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Warhead:  It looks like he hasn't had his morning beer yet.  Oh well.  Now, Chairman Zupponn, go and gather your forces and let us know when you're ready.
Zupponn:  Well, okay Mr. Warhead.  I'll see you topside.
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Postby Zupponn » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:20 pm

Okay, now here are the armies and signup:

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Immortals

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Zupponn Mining Co.

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Factions:
Immortals - Warhead
Zupponn Mining Co. - Theblackdog
Scythians - The Shadowscythe
Civilians - NapalmKing
Miners (Not Shown, but will arrive Turn 1) - Robot Monkey
Secret Faction 1 - Pwnerade
Secret Faction 2 - Silverdream
Secret Faction 3 - Bragallot

Signup is closed.  Turn 0 will be up shortly. :)
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Postby NapalmKing » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:25 pm

Scythian jetpack ninjas?
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Postby Zupponn » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:27 pm

NapalmKing wrote:Scythian jetpack ninjas?

Yes, with top hats. :D
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:46 pm

Miners, please.
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Postby Craigallot » Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:19 pm

Secret faction 3, please. *is hoping they'll be Inquistadores*
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Postby Warhead » Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:45 pm

So much Win here in just the opening. Looks damn good Zupp. Damn, damn good. If only Will Shadow be here to pick up the challenge?.. Then this will be oh so much sweeter. At last I shall meet him in battle, where I shall crush him.

Good Hunting gentlemen, lets teach these Scythians a leason or two. :twisted:
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Postby Theblackdog » Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:05 pm

Zupponn Mining Co., please.  

The war between the Immortal Alliance and the Scythians is definitely heating up now.
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Postby Pwnerade » Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:28 pm

I'd like Secret Faction 1.
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Postby NapalmKing » Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:08 pm

Civies for me I guess
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Postby Zupponn » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:10 pm

Okay.  Signup is closed.  I'll try and get Turn 0 up by tomorrow or Monday.

(Make me proud Theblackdog, make me proud) :D
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Postby enders_shadow » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:17 pm

hmmm, Interesting way of depicting the Scythians. They seemed more militarized in my mind, more strict. anyway, we'll see how this goes...
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:24 am

Nice setup. Looks interesting.
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:14 pm

I am all ways Fething Late!!
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Postby NapalmKing » Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:22 pm

Well there is an open forum battle right now RWL
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