Been having a lot of camera issues, but I did manage to get this turn done.
Iron Scorpions - Brag
The WarKart continues shambling forth, carrying the entire army into the center of the battlefield.
Karlos whacks the crocodile as to prevent it from doing any funny business.
The archer misses his target.
The hero and two swordsmen disembark, and seize the Troll's discarded mauler.
*squelch* It hurts like hell, but it takes more than that to kill a troll.
The two Deathzerkers run at Gorkbachov, making no sound as they home in, deadly and silent.
The one in the lead jumps into the air, aiming a crippling blow at Gorky-
Who winds up his axe in reaction-
-rolling a crapton of damage-
-bashing him into a bloody pulp.
But the other Deathzerker is right behind him, and tries... the same tactic.
To much greater success. Gorky is still alive, but his armor is shattered, and he is very weak.
Imperials - NapalmKing
The worker throws his fishbomb!
but.... I still manage to roll crappily.
Yay for anti-climacticism!
One of the spearmen notices that the swordsmaster is dead.
He tries to stab through the corpse, but really only manages to mutilate it further.
The counter proves deadly.
The other spearman does better, killing one of the last remaining zombies.
The king heroically kicks the tower, in hopes of knocking the magic key down into his arms.
Drakhirri - Zahru
All the drakhirri leap off of the cliff, and head towards the water.
Clearing the last obstacles in their way, they get very close to the portal.
F!SH picks up a polearm and prepares to engage Gorkbachov
Orkz - FISH!!!
The troll gets up.
"WAUUUGGHHH!!! STOOPID LITTLE MEN HURT ME, DEY IN FOR DA HURRRTZZZ!"
Sorry, but the HURRRTZZZ will have to wait for next turn, you've been disrupted!
Gorkbachov begins to stir, causing F!SH to use his reaction. It fails. Badly.
Our hero sees his chance, and bonks F!SH right IN THE FACE.
But, F!SH continues to have an absurd amount of luck, and still manages to avoid losing a wound. But Gorky has something else on his mind and runs off, leaving F!SH to contend with his hand on fire.
He leaps up into the water, preparing a massive belly flop-
But instead of causing a massive tidal wave that would disrupt those around him, he just falls into the water like a raging idiot. Which, to be fair, he kind of is, considering how he handled the secession of Lithuorkia from the Sorkviet Union.
So he prepares a reaction.
Meanwhile, the axeboyz head over to the docks.
And completely murderize the last two workers!
The blood runs slick on the docks.