https://brikwars.com/wiki/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Natalya&feedformat=atomBrikWars - User contributions [en]2024-03-19T01:06:20ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.32.2https://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Inhabitants_of_the_Universe&diff=22005Inhabitants of the Universe2022-12-23T06:32:48Z<p>Natalya: /* SigFigs */</p>
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<div>The [[BrikWars Universe|BrikVerse]] is a really big place, filled with an ever expanding and motley collection of not only ideas made manifest but also the diverse personalities that make them so. Scattered across the space of a billion worlds and the infinite expanse of alternate dimensions and nether regions, they appear to give voice to the conceptual thoughts that, in turn, give rise to the incredible realities that collectively help shape the future of [[Main Page|BrikWars]].<br />
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== BrikWarriors ==<br />
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A BrikWarrior is a [[Human]] player of [http://brikwars.com/ BrikWars]. They have the option of participating on the [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/index.php Forum], the [http://widget02.mibbit.com/?settings=3ecb1a44d030945490dec9a123e95baa&server=irc.mibbit.net&channel=%23Brickwars BrikWars Chat], and the [[Main Page|BrikWars BrikWiki]].<br />
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<br />
== Characters ==<br />
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Characters are notable minifigs and other creatures that have played a part, or continue to play a part, in BrikWars [[Kanon]].<br />
<br />
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<center><br />
{| style="font-size:10px; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #aaa; text-align: center"<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000; padding 0px 50px; font-size:12px" <br />
! style="padding: 0px 60px" | Character Name !! style="padding: 0px 60px" | Human Controller !! style="padding: 0px 60px" | Known For<br />
|-<br />
| Aldric Bricksworn || [[Quantumsurfer]] || Lord High Wizard of the [[OAB]]<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000; padding 0px 50px" <br />
| Brannigan Bricksworn || [[Quantumsurfer]] || Grand Master of the [[OAB]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Dieter Stahlwald]] || [[Kaplan]] || Son of M-Throne Emperor<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000; padding 0px 50px" <br />
| [[Evz Oknor]] || Human || Oknorian Alliance Leader<br />
|-<br />
| [[Kaiserin Siri]] || [[Colette]] || Kaiserin of Trattoria<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000; padding 0px 50px" <br />
| [[Major Smith]] || [[Natalya]] || ASE Major<br />
|-<br />
| Orvar Steelsight || [[Quantumsurfer]] || [[Sons of Mim]] Leader<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000; padding 0px 50px" <br />
| [[Vergilius Raskolnikov]] || [[Arkbrik]] || Megalomaniac Conquerer<br />
|-<br />
| [[Bob the Unbuilder]] || [[Theblackdog]] || President of the [[T.L.A.]]<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000; padding 0px 50px" <br />
| [[Sackhead]] || [[Scratch]] || Assassinated [[Klaus Jr.]], tricked a [[Quantumsurfer]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Adrian]] || Human || Mysterious Cyber-Samurai<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000; padding 0px 50px" <br />
| [[Colonel Leizer]] || [[Valiant]] || Commander of the [[Bundeswehr]]'s [[10th Panzerdivision.]]<br />
|}<br />
</center><br />
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=== SigFigs ===<br />
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SigFigs are some of the most important characters in the BrikVerse and their deeds directly shape the narrative and canon of the community. As with anything BrikWars, their development and evolution as a whole is chaotic and subject the whims of individual players and the needs of their particular stories. Many display powers above and beyond the ken of anything in the BrikVerse, even the powers of some deities, but this is not necessarily a defined feature of all SigFigs. Their only truly defining feature is that they represent awesomeness and are of an epic disposition. This list is ever evolving.<br />
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* [[Major Natalya]]<br />
* [[User:Quantumsurfer|Quantumsurfer]]<br />
* [[Piltogg | Emperor Piltogg]]<br />
* [[The Immortal Warhead]]<br />
* [[Zahru Trollarm]]<br />
* [[Silvadream]]<br />
* [[Mobfather Scratch]]<br />
* [[Jerzy Durer]]<br />
* [[Kast Renzo]]<br />
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[[Main Page]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Inhabitants_of_the_Universe&diff=22004Inhabitants of the Universe2022-12-23T06:32:27Z<p>Natalya: /* SigFigs */</p>
<hr />
<div>The [[BrikWars Universe|BrikVerse]] is a really big place, filled with an ever expanding and motley collection of not only ideas made manifest but also the diverse personalities that make them so. Scattered across the space of a billion worlds and the infinite expanse of alternate dimensions and nether regions, they appear to give voice to the conceptual thoughts that, in turn, give rise to the incredible realities that collectively help shape the future of [[Main Page|BrikWars]].<br />
<br />
<br />
== BrikWarriors ==<br />
<br />
A BrikWarrior is a [[Human]] player of [http://brikwars.com/ BrikWars]. They have the option of participating on the [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/index.php Forum], the [http://widget02.mibbit.com/?settings=3ecb1a44d030945490dec9a123e95baa&server=irc.mibbit.net&channel=%23Brickwars BrikWars Chat], and the [[Main Page|BrikWars BrikWiki]].<br />
<br />
<br />
== Characters ==<br />
<br />
Characters are notable minifigs and other creatures that have played a part, or continue to play a part, in BrikWars [[Kanon]].<br />
<br />
<br />
<center><br />
{| style="font-size:10px; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #aaa; text-align: center"<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000; padding 0px 50px; font-size:12px" <br />
! style="padding: 0px 60px" | Character Name !! style="padding: 0px 60px" | Human Controller !! style="padding: 0px 60px" | Known For<br />
|-<br />
| Aldric Bricksworn || [[Quantumsurfer]] || Lord High Wizard of the [[OAB]]<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000; padding 0px 50px" <br />
| Brannigan Bricksworn || [[Quantumsurfer]] || Grand Master of the [[OAB]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Dieter Stahlwald]] || [[Kaplan]] || Son of M-Throne Emperor<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000; padding 0px 50px" <br />
| [[Evz Oknor]] || Human || Oknorian Alliance Leader<br />
|-<br />
| [[Kaiserin Siri]] || [[Colette]] || Kaiserin of Trattoria<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000; padding 0px 50px" <br />
| [[Major Smith]] || [[Natalya]] || ASE Major<br />
|-<br />
| Orvar Steelsight || [[Quantumsurfer]] || [[Sons of Mim]] Leader<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000; padding 0px 50px" <br />
| [[Vergilius Raskolnikov]] || [[Arkbrik]] || Megalomaniac Conquerer<br />
|-<br />
| [[Bob the Unbuilder]] || [[Theblackdog]] || President of the [[T.L.A.]]<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000; padding 0px 50px" <br />
| [[Sackhead]] || [[Scratch]] || Assassinated [[Klaus Jr.]], tricked a [[Quantumsurfer]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Adrian]] || Human || Mysterious Cyber-Samurai<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000; padding 0px 50px" <br />
| [[Colonel Leizer]] || [[Valiant]] || Commander of the [[Bundeswehr]]'s [[10th Panzerdivision.]]<br />
|}<br />
</center><br />
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<br />
=== SigFigs ===<br />
<br />
SigFigs are some of the most important characters in the BrikVerse and their deeds directly shape the narrative and canon of the community. As with anything BrikWars, their development and evolution as a whole is chaotic and subject the whims of individual players and the needs of their particular stories. Many display powers above and beyond the ken of anything in the BrikVerse, even the powers of some deities, but this is not necessarily a defined feature of all SigFigs. Their only truly defining feature is that they represent awesomeness and are of an epic disposition. This list is ever evolving.<br />
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* [[Major Natalya]]<br />
* [[Quantumsurfer|User:Quantumsurfer]]<br />
* [[Piltogg | Emperor Piltogg]]<br />
* [[The Immortal Warhead]]<br />
* [[Zahru Trollarm]]<br />
* [[Silvadream]]<br />
* [[Mobfather Scratch]]<br />
* [[Jerzy Durer]]<br />
* [[Kast Renzo]]<br />
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[[Main Page]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Peach&diff=22003Peach2022-12-23T06:25:28Z<p>Natalya: /* [REDACTED] */</p>
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<div>The peach mutations are a separate [[Bestiary|sub-species]] of standard yellow [[Minifig|minifigs]] that are a known and present threat in [[Factions and Forces|Galactik Civilization]]. Various theories exist as to the reason for their existence, but none is confirmed.<br />
<br />
== Timeline of the Peach Mutations ==<br />
<br />
Most of the events leading to the rise of the peach mutations remain shrouded in mystery, but some facts are known for sure. This will serve as a guide to their history within the Galactik Civilization.<br />
<br />
=== [REDACTED] ===<br />
<br />
Somewhere around [[R. 2,003]], no one is quite sure when, [REDACTED]. [REDACTED]. In any case, for some reason the minifigs who [REDACTED] were not yellow like all the others. They were peach or varying shades of tan. At the time no one could quite understand why this was, but most suspect a mutation in the [[ABS]] genome. Back then, the mutation wasn't quite stable so they did not all share the same peachy colour, though their descendants all share one shade.<br />
<br />
It has been suggested by many that the ABS genome was modified by cross-breeding with [[NegaVerse]] denizens though this remains unproven. Scholars debate this theory as breeding in the Galactik Civilization is a complicated affair that would translate badly into a cross-breed.<br />
<br />
=== Genetic Stabilization & Space Conflicts ===<br />
<br />
After the fall in the popularity of [REDACTED], most of the peaches [REDACTED]. However, [REDACTED]. This had the result of stabilizing the peach genome. [REDACTED].<br />
<br />
Around [[R. 2,007]], the peaches entered the [[Space Wars|long-lasting space conflicts]] which had been started in [[R. 1,999]] and managed to take over the entire Rayball Army. Although it is not the largest faction, the Rayballs are very powerful, and this infiltration of their military has given the Peaches a strong foothold in their rise to power.<br />
<br />
== Prejudice & Discrimination ==<br />
<br />
Although they were once celebrated as [REDACTED], the Peach Mutations today are [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] dark forces of the NegaVerse. [REDACTED]. Entire star systems ban the Peach mutations from entering their space, and wage genocidal wars against them, such as the infamous [REDACTED] campaign. Whether [REDACTED] is still up in the air.<br />
<br />
== Combating Discrimination Through Force ==<br />
[[File:DSC03886.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A hidden Peach laboratory]]<br />
The Peaches have responded by rallying around their own leaders and with the might of their armies such as the United Peach Alliance (or UPA), forming their own space forces under the leadership of great warriors such as [[RoC77]]. More recently they have been performing their own, twisted genetic experiments on yellow minifigs. There have been cases when the original smiling faces of yellow minifigs and the smirk of Han Sodo have been seen among the Peach forces. These are no doubt super-soldiers of the Peach forces [REDACTED].<br />
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[[Minifig Genus]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Peach&diff=22002Peach2022-12-23T06:25:11Z<p>Natalya: /* Prejudice & Discrimination */</p>
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<div>The peach mutations are a separate [[Bestiary|sub-species]] of standard yellow [[Minifig|minifigs]] that are a known and present threat in [[Factions and Forces|Galactik Civilization]]. Various theories exist as to the reason for their existence, but none is confirmed.<br />
<br />
== Timeline of the Peach Mutations ==<br />
<br />
Most of the events leading to the rise of the peach mutations remain shrouded in mystery, but some facts are known for sure. This will serve as a guide to their history within the Galactik Civilization.<br />
<br />
=== [REDACTED] ===<br />
<br />
Somewhere around [[R. 2,003]], no one is quite sure when, [REDACTED]. [REDACTED]. In any case, for some reason the minifigs who played [REDACTED] were not yellow like all the others. They were peach or varying shades of tan. At the time no one could quite understand why this was, but most suspect a mutation in the [[ABS]] genome. Back then, the mutation wasn't quite stable so they did not all share the same peachy colour, though their descendants all share one shade.<br />
<br />
It has been suggested by many that the ABS genome was modified by cross-breeding with [[NegaVerse]] denizens though this remains unproven. Scholars debate this theory as breeding in the Galactik Civilization is a complicated affair that would translate badly into a cross-breed.<br />
<br />
=== Genetic Stabilization & Space Conflicts ===<br />
<br />
After the fall in the popularity of [REDACTED], most of the peaches [REDACTED]. However, [REDACTED]. This had the result of stabilizing the peach genome. [REDACTED].<br />
<br />
Around [[R. 2,007]], the peaches entered the [[Space Wars|long-lasting space conflicts]] which had been started in [[R. 1,999]] and managed to take over the entire Rayball Army. Although it is not the largest faction, the Rayballs are very powerful, and this infiltration of their military has given the Peaches a strong foothold in their rise to power.<br />
<br />
== Prejudice & Discrimination ==<br />
<br />
Although they were once celebrated as [REDACTED], the Peach Mutations today are [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] dark forces of the NegaVerse. [REDACTED]. Entire star systems ban the Peach mutations from entering their space, and wage genocidal wars against them, such as the infamous [REDACTED] campaign. Whether [REDACTED] is still up in the air.<br />
<br />
== Combating Discrimination Through Force ==<br />
[[File:DSC03886.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A hidden Peach laboratory]]<br />
The Peaches have responded by rallying around their own leaders and with the might of their armies such as the United Peach Alliance (or UPA), forming their own space forces under the leadership of great warriors such as [[RoC77]]. More recently they have been performing their own, twisted genetic experiments on yellow minifigs. There have been cases when the original smiling faces of yellow minifigs and the smirk of Han Sodo have been seen among the Peach forces. These are no doubt super-soldiers of the Peach forces [REDACTED].<br />
<br />
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[[Minifig Genus]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Peach&diff=22001Peach2022-12-23T06:24:17Z<p>Natalya: </p>
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<div>The peach mutations are a separate [[Bestiary|sub-species]] of standard yellow [[Minifig|minifigs]] that are a known and present threat in [[Factions and Forces|Galactik Civilization]]. Various theories exist as to the reason for their existence, but none is confirmed.<br />
<br />
== Timeline of the Peach Mutations ==<br />
<br />
Most of the events leading to the rise of the peach mutations remain shrouded in mystery, but some facts are known for sure. This will serve as a guide to their history within the Galactik Civilization.<br />
<br />
=== [REDACTED] ===<br />
<br />
Somewhere around [[R. 2,003]], no one is quite sure when, [REDACTED]. [REDACTED]. In any case, for some reason the minifigs who played [REDACTED] were not yellow like all the others. They were peach or varying shades of tan. At the time no one could quite understand why this was, but most suspect a mutation in the [[ABS]] genome. Back then, the mutation wasn't quite stable so they did not all share the same peachy colour, though their descendants all share one shade.<br />
<br />
It has been suggested by many that the ABS genome was modified by cross-breeding with [[NegaVerse]] denizens though this remains unproven. Scholars debate this theory as breeding in the Galactik Civilization is a complicated affair that would translate badly into a cross-breed.<br />
<br />
=== Genetic Stabilization & Space Conflicts ===<br />
<br />
After the fall in the popularity of [REDACTED], most of the peaches [REDACTED]. However, [REDACTED]. This had the result of stabilizing the peach genome. [REDACTED].<br />
<br />
Around [[R. 2,007]], the peaches entered the [[Space Wars|long-lasting space conflicts]] which had been started in [[R. 1,999]] and managed to take over the entire Rayball Army. Although it is not the largest faction, the Rayballs are very powerful, and this infiltration of their military has given the Peaches a strong foothold in their rise to power.<br />
<br />
== Prejudice & Discrimination ==<br />
<br />
Although they were once celebrated as [REDACTED], the Peach Mutations today are [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] dark forces of the NegaVerse. [REDACTED]. Entire star systems ban the Peach mutations from entering their space, and wage genocidal wars against them, such as the infamous [REDACTED] campaign. Whether the Peaches will be exterminated or gain a place they can call their own in the Galactik Civilization is still up in the air.<br />
<br />
== Combating Discrimination Through Force ==<br />
[[File:DSC03886.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A hidden Peach laboratory]]<br />
The Peaches have responded by rallying around their own leaders and with the might of their armies such as the United Peach Alliance (or UPA), forming their own space forces under the leadership of great warriors such as [[RoC77]]. More recently they have been performing their own, twisted genetic experiments on yellow minifigs. There have been cases when the original smiling faces of yellow minifigs and the smirk of Han Sodo have been seen among the Peach forces. These are no doubt super-soldiers of the Peach forces [REDACTED].<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
[[Minifig Genus]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Peach&diff=22000Peach2022-12-23T06:20:46Z<p>Natalya: /* Prejudice & Discrimination */</p>
<hr />
<div>The peach mutations are a separate [[Bestiary|sub-species]] of standard yellow [[Minifig|minifigs]] that are a known and present threat in [[Factions and Forces|Galactik Civilization]]. Various theories exist as to the reason for their existence, but none is confirmed.<br />
<br />
== Timeline of the Peach Mutations ==<br />
<br />
Most of the events leading to the rise of the peach mutations remain shrouded in mystery, but some facts are known for sure. This will serve as a guide to their history within the Galactik Civilization.<br />
<br />
=== Basketball ===<br />
<br />
Somewhere around [[R. 2,003]], no one is quite sure when, basketball became the most popular sport in the Galactik Civilization. It was overtaken by an increase in the popularity of football, but for a short time basketball was king. In any case, for some reason the minifigs who played basketball were not yellow like all the others. They were peach or varying shades of tan. At the time no one could quite understand why this was, but most suspect a mutation in the [[ABS]] genome. Back then, the mutation wasn't quite stable so they did not all share the same peachy colour, though their descendants all share one shade.<br />
<br />
It has been suggested by many that the ABS genome was modified by cross-breeding with [[NegaVerse]] denizens though this remains unproven. Scholars debate this theory as breeding in the Galactik Civilization is a complicated affair that would translate badly into a cross-breed.<br />
<br />
=== Genetic Stabilization & Space Conflicts ===<br />
<br />
After the fall in the popularity of basketball, most of the peaches lost work and went into poverty where they starved to death. However, a large number of the lighter skinned peaches managed to organize crime rings, surviving off of bank robberies, money laundering, and other forms of crime. This had the result of stabilizing the peach genome. They are still mutants in the rest of societies eyes, but they are also now a distinct peach race.<br />
<br />
Around [[R. 2,007]], the peaches entered the [[Space Wars|long-lasting space conflicts]] which had been started in [[R. 1,999]] and managed to take over the entire Rayball Army. Although it is not the largest faction, the Rayballs are very powerful, and this infiltration of their military has given the Peaches a strong foothold in their rise to power.<br />
<br />
== Prejudice & Discrimination ==<br />
<br />
Although they were once celebrated as professional basketball players, the Peach Mutations today are regarded by the rest of the Galactik Civilization as a blight upon society. They are treated by most factions as an enemy which must be exterminated with the same contempt and fury as that which they direct towards the dark forces of the NegaVerse. Violence against the Peaches has steadily increased in frequency and intensity. Entire star systems ban the Peach mutations from entering their space, and wage genocidal wars against them, such as the infamous [REDACTED] campaign. Whether the Peaches will be exterminated or gain a place they can call their own in the Galactik Civilization is still up in the air.<br />
<br />
== Combating Discrimination Through Force ==<br />
[[File:DSC03886.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A hidden Peach laboratory]]<br />
The Peaches have responded by rallying around their own leaders and with the might of their armies such as the United Peach Alliance (or UPA), forming their own space forces under the leadership of great warriors such as [[RoC77]]. More recently they have been performing their own, twisted genetic experiments on yellow minifigs. There have been cases when the original smiling faces of yellow minifigs and the smirk of Han Sodo have been seen among the Peach forces. These are no doubt super-soldiers of the Peach forces made from tortured Yellow minifigs.<br />
<br />
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[[Minifig Genus]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Natalya&diff=21999User:Natalya2022-12-23T06:18:07Z<p>Natalya: /* Major Natalya */</p>
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<div>{{Player|name=Natalya|image=Natalya avatar.jpg|rank=Goderator|profile=367|characters=[[Major Natalya]] ([[SigFig]])|factions=[[Assyrian Star Empire]]<br />
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[[Canadia Star Legion]]<br />
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[[Czecho-Slovenian Republik]]}}<br />
Natalya is a Super [[Human|Nerd]] who loves BrikWars despite being 24, err actually 26 -- no, 28 now. Always full of contradictions, she moved out of her [[Human|mom]]'s house and to a different country just to say she was independent, but really she just lives with her aunt. She is convinced that she will go somewhere in life, but so far even a [[Human|university degree]] hasn't let that happen.<br />
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She styles herself as a renegade-type bass-wielding Haruko+Rainbow Dash on roller skates, but the only thing about her which is actually that cool is that she can play [[Human|roller derby]]. A [http://www.atlantarollergirls.com/site_admin/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/SEPTEMBERweb.png championship poster] of her and her team hangs on the wall at LEGO's US headquarters.<br />
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Natalya acts like she is the boss at everything, even though she isn't. But sometimes [[Shit Natalya Has Done|to be boss]] you just have to say it and believe it, which sort-of makes it true even though it is totally not.<br />
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== Major Natalya (Minifig) ==<br />
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[[Minifig]] Natalya is like a Major, mostly because Major sounds cool, but isn't completely in charge of absolutely everything because that would be boring. Her heroic cliché is that she thinks she is too cool for school, but not in a snotty Mean Girls kinda way, this is more like a Joan Jett type of cool, in her mind anyway. This [[Basic Understanding|megalomania]] leads directly to Natalya saying that something is a certain way and it becoming true just because she said so because reality occasionally bends to the will of the strong-willed. Minifig Natalya knows how to use the [[Maytricks]] but is more comfortable with [[Basic Understanding|trolling]] other minifigs or telling everyone what to do like a [[Human|Boss]].<br />
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== Appearances ==<br />
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|- style="background-color:#ccc; font-size:12px"<br />
! style="padding:0px 15px" | Battle !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Date !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Storyline !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Playing !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Result !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Thread<br />
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|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2006''' ||2006||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Battle One]]''' || 2006 || [[CSR Saga]] || [[ASE]] and [[CSR]] || {{No Contest}} || {{Thread|1057}}<br />
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|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2008''' ||2008||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Death War]]''' || 2008 12/08 || [[CSR Saga]] || Natalya and [[Assyrian]] Space Force || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|1373}}<br />
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|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2009''' ||2009||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Jungle Rampage]]''' || 2009 01/19 || [[CSR Saga]] || [[Assyrian]] Armoured Division|| {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|1641}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[A Tale of One City]]''' || 2009 05/03 || N/A || Greenwiches || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|2280}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Death Battle]]''' || 2009 05/24 || [[CSR Saga]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|2411}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Blood Day]]''' || 2009 06/15 || N/A || [[Civilian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|2614}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Postapocalisious]]''' || 2009 09/30 || N/A || [[Survivor]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|3407}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Battle of Death]]''' || 2009 11/23 || N/A || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|3679}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Zombie (Zulu) Dawn]]''' || 2009 12/07 || N/A || Natalya and [[Assyrian]]s || {{Complicated Victory}} || {{Thread|3733}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Planet Bob]]''' || 2009 12/21 || N/A || Assyrians || {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|3849}}<br />
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|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2011''' ||2011||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Krysto]]''' || 2011 01/09 || [[Quest of Piltogg]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|6205}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[BrikWar]]''' || 2011 05/01 || N/A || [[Akkadia|Akkadians]] || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|7048}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Destruction at the Church]]''' || 2011 08/11 || N/A || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|7727}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Mission No. X]]''' || 2011 12/11 || [[Prussian-Monarchial Conflict]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|8725}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Killing Time]]''' || 2011 11/25 || [[Prussian-Monarchial Conflict]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|9281}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Battle for the Head Separator]]''' || 2011 05/20 || [[Quest of Piltogg]] || Natalya and [[Assyrian]]s || {{Complicated Victory}} || {{Thread|7160}}<br />
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|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2013''' ||2013||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Return Of Vehicular Brik Slaughter]]''' || 2013 01/04 || N/A || Grand Expedition || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|10551}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[A Collision of Interests, Also Planets]]''' || 2013 01/14 || N/A || [[Civilian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|10598}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[BrikwaRPG3]]''' || 2013 07/12 || N/A || Assyrians || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|11190}}<br />
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|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2014''' ||2013||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[I'm On a Boat 2014]]''' || 2014 10/01 || N/A || [[Canadia Star Legion]] || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|13023}}<br />
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|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2018''' ||2012||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[One Shot at Glory]]''' || 2018 09/06 || [[I will return!]] || [[Vytautas_Blinda|Blinda's Honour Gaurd]] ([[Greater Empire of Lietuva|Lietuvians]]) || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|17207}}<br />
|}</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Assyrian_People&diff=21998Assyrian People2022-12-23T06:17:07Z<p>Natalya: </p>
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<div>In the BrikVerse, Assyrians are citizens of the [[Assyrian Star Empire]] (ASE). The empire is home to many people of different origins. The complicated history of the ASE resulted in an exclusively yellow population which has multiple ethnic backgrounds. The two most dominant ethnic groups are Latverians and Syriacs.<br />
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==Overview==<br />
The modern ASE traces its routes back to direct descendents of the Deadly Space Man Empire. The capital world Austere was part of the Latverian Space Republic which only controlled a few systems, until a military alliance was formed with the neighbouring Syriac Union. Eventually the two nations joined together to form the ASE, and began a long campaign of expansions, colonizing and terraforming undeveloped worlds and conquering some smaller civilizations. Historians mark the end of the expansion period as [[B.R. 2002]] which is when the [[CSR]] rebelled and won its independence. ASE borders have remained unchanged since that point.<br />
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Because of the combined forces of immigration and conquest, the ethnicities present in the ASE are quite diverse. There are significant populations foremost of Latverians and Syriacs, but there are also substantial populations of Chinese, [[Brittanian]], Nordic, and Germanic peoples. Assyrians therefore may therefore try to identify themselves through their common citizenship instead of their ethnicity.<br />
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==Notable Assyrians==<br />
[[File:xianghua.png|120px|thumb|right|Empress Xianghua]]<br />
===Empress Xianghua===<br />
[[Xianghua]] is the Heavenly Empress. Her parents are unknown, but were of Chinese descent. She was adopted shortly after birth by the Emperor, but he died unexpectedly while Xianghua was still a young girl. No other heirs were present, so the empire was run by a viceroy-ship until she ascended to the throne when she turned 18 in B.R. 2004. Since her ascension there have been no substantial challenges to her rule from within the government, or from without. The Assyrians are accustomed to long, stable reigns of their leaders.<br />
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The Empress has presided over the empire during times of relative peace, and times of war. She has remained popular with her people throughout most of her reign. Modern sentiments against monarchal rule are actually a driving force of her actions. She is loathe to take a move that would put her people in danger or to make them angry with her. As such she has handlers and and effective press secretary to make sure she consistently presents a the image of a strong, savvy, and relevant leader. The Empress has also stated that she wants these goals to be followed with action. She is willing to undertake some challenges if she feels like in the end her people will benefit. This constant attempt to cultivate a favourable public opinion has occasionally placed her at odds with foreign heads of state, her handlers, and businesses with interests in the ASE.<br />
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Xianghua has a university education in civics and in history, and she is trained in hand-to-hand combat and some basic Trianglist magick. She of course never engages in combat, but she undertook the training in order to better understand the ASE military and for extraordinary self-defense situations.<br />
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[[File:dr-angus-bradley2.png|120px|thumb|right|Secretary Bradley]]<br />
===Secretary Bradley===<br />
Dr. Angus Bradley has been the Secretary of Technology to Empress Xianghua since [[B.R. 2012]]. He has a doctorate in computer science from Assur University. Secretary Bradley is in charge of technological procurement, R&D budgeting, weapons research, and advising the Empress on technological matters.<br />
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[[Category: Character Indexes]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Assyrian_Star_Empire&diff=21997Assyrian Star Empire2022-12-23T06:15:57Z<p>Natalya: </p>
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<div>{{Faction<br />
|name=Assyrian Star Empire<br />
|image=AssyrianStarEmpire.jpg<br />
|structure=Empire<br />
|teklevel=[[Tek Level]] 6<br />
|influence=Controls the [[Southern Spiral]]<br />
|player=[[Natalya]]<br />
|allies=[[Anti-Immortal Alliance]]<br />
|enemies=[[Immortal Alliance]]<br />
|characters=[[Assyrian People]]<br /><br />
[[Empress Xianghua]]<br /><br />
[[Major Natalya]]<br /><br />
[[Major Smith]]<br /><br />
[[Major Skarr]]}}<br />
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[[Category:White Factions]]<br />
[[Category:TL6 Factions]]<br />
[[Category: Nehellium Galaxy Factions]]<br />
[[Category: Superpower]]<br />
[[Category: Veto Power]]<br />
[[Category: Anti-Immortal Factions]]<br />
[[Category:Economic Superpower Factions]]<br />
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== Assyrian Star Empire ==<br />
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The Assyrian Star Empire (ASE) is an empire of about 210 star systems in the southern spiral of the [[Galaxia Nehellenium|Nehellenium Galaxy]]. The capital world, [[Austere]], is just to the south of the center of the empire. They are best known for their advanced technology. [[Assyrian People|The inhabitants of the ASE]] are ethnically diverse, reflecting the empires' long history of expansion, conquest, and immigration.<br />
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== History ==<br />
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The Empire had expanded for about 100 years, but now are stalled in their growth as they find themselves facing internal strife and attacks from outside, most notably from the [[Immortal Alliance]]. The ASE joined the [[Anti-Immortal Alliance]] and are one of its leading factions.<br />
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== Assyrian Space Force==<br />
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The Assyrian Space Force (ASF) is the unified military of the ASE. The Space Force consists mostly of a navy, but it has three special divisions; the Commando Division, the Ground Forces, and the Armored Division. These let the Space Force perform more specific battle actions than were it only an interstellar navy.<br />
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[[File:ASE_F2011_01.PNG]]<br />
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== Organization ==<br />
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The empire could be described as a loose arrangement of star systems which retain a Neo-Latvian cultural homogeneity and are unified through a common military and set of inter-planetary laws. Individual worlds govern themselves without much interaction with the interplanetary government, but they deal with it when it comes to trade within the empire and defense. The ASE defends all of its worlds with the space force. All worlds can rely on it for protection, but they may also form their own planetary defense forces and police forces. However, on occasion the commandos sometimes act as an intelligence force for the empire, secretly investigating the governments of individual planets for signs of corruption. All planets pay small tithes to the capital world.<br />
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The empire is run by the Heavenly Emperor. He or she has the ultimate authority over the ASF and manages all diplomatic relations with other forces. The Emperor also oversees the domestic affairs of the capital world. The emperor unexpectedly died in [[R. 2,010]], leaving his adopted daughter <i>Empress Xianghua</i> as the new ruler.<br />
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== The Western Separatists ==<br />
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In [[BR 2,002]], three star systems composed of 7 worlds on the western frontier seceded from the ASE in a [[CSR Saga|bloody civil war]]. They are now called the [[Czecho-Slovenian Republik]]. The civil war left an uneasy peace, and so they found themselves at war with the ASE again after a few years. This has left the Czech worlds largely destroyed, meaning that rogue Czech fleets frequently raid nearby Assyrian systems for supplies and technology. The ASE is no longer in a declared state of war with the CSR, but border patrol action is common.<br />
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== Recent History ==<br />
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In his [[Quest of Piltogg|quest]] for [[The Nine Artifax of Pre-Creation]], Piltogg assembled Immortal Alliance forces and attacked the [[Aratus]] system, leading to the [[Battle of the Head Seperator]].<br />
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A small division was present at several battles of the [[Prussian-Monarchial Conflict]].<br />
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Another small division was seen working together with supposed [[Prussian dissidents]] in the [[Contamination Wars]].<br />
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== Notable Leaders ==<br />
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[[Empress Xianghua]]<br />
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Dark Blackness<br />
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[[Major Natalya]]<br />
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[[Major Smith]]<br />
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[[Major Skarr]]<br />
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[[Lt. Lex]]<br />
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[[Priestess Kadia]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Beige_Carpet&diff=21996Beige Carpet2022-12-23T06:02:29Z<p>Natalya: </p>
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<div>{{Location|name=The Beige Carpet|image=BeigeCarpet icon1.jpg|type=BrikVerse SpaceTime|position=Everywhere|size=Infinite|resources=PlaySpace|inhabitants=BrikVersians|keylocations=Anywhere}}<br />
Discovered by [[Warhead]] in [[R. 2,011]] after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new [[MOC]]s all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw [REDACTED] across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.<br />
<br />
It was also discovered that most forum members have some form of this horror in their homes, and as a result we are all doomed.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet will destroy us all!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
The ultimate in stealth technology, there are hundreds of Pedonukers SHIPS hiding in this photo, all hidden by the mighty carpet and its time/space bending properties<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Carpet Theory ==<br />
<br />
Neckbeard Science has spent decades trying to explain how really small particles support the elements that make up the visible world. They call this String Theory, which is now generally regarded as a bad idea. <br />
<br />
But, if you bundle those strings and interweave them, you'd get Carpet Theory.<br />
<br />
Carpet Theory tries to explain the fabric of the universe that supports ABS elements. Even in locations where no ABS element can be seen, there is still Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
[[ABS]] is what the customizable structure of the Brikverse is made of. At a lower, sub-atomic level, that ABS sits upon the immutable Beige Carpet. In the Brikverse there are chunks of ABS, planets, baseplates on a battle field. Between these ABS elements is non ABS "space". All of that space is Beige Carpet. All of the "space" below the ABS elements is the supporting Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
Wherever you find a Brikwar, there are beige carpets. Whether its in space, a green meadow, a castle or a dark cave.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet is indestructible. It can survive any number of game ending atomic explosions.<br />
<br />
Beige Carpet is the fabric of our lives.<br />
<br />
[[File:Trolling_033.png|500px|thumb|center|The beige carpet can kill you whenever it wants.]]<br />
<br />
== Police Investigations ==<br />
<br />
The police analyze interior photographs of suspect's homes. The presence of Beige Carpet is a strong indicator of [REDACTED] activity.<br />
A positive hit on Beige Carpet usually results in the hurling of baseless accusations, inside jokes, threats regarding [REDACTED] and comparisons to Hitler.<br />
<br />
== Hardwood Floor ==<br />
<br />
Hardwood floor is a myth.<br />
<br />
All soccer moms want to believe that under their Beige Carpet is a beautiful hardwood floor. They are just waiting for their lazy [REDACTED] husband to remove the carpet. But this never happens, due to the fact that [REDACTED] love Beige Carpet. See: Police Investigations. Thus proving the hardwood floor mythyness.<br />
<br />
See: Hardwood Uncertainty Principle<br />
<br />
Anyone who has actually claimed to have seen hardwood floor is a Damn Liar, or mentally unstable.<br />
They fall into the same category of people who have not only seen UFOs but also had tea with them, from a tea table resting on a hardwood floor.<br />
A statistical impossibility, quite likely to cause the entire Brikverse to be divided by zero.<br />
<br />
~ Tzan, Theoretical Brikicist<br />
<br />
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[[Category:Locations]]<br />
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[[Category:BrikWars Universe]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Beige_Carpet&diff=21995Beige Carpet2022-12-23T06:01:24Z<p>Natalya: /* Hardwood Floor */</p>
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<div>{{Location|name=The Beige Carpet|image=BeigeCarpet icon1.jpg|type=BrikVerse SpaceTime|position=Everywhere|size=Infinite|resources=PlaySpace|inhabitants=BrikVersians|keylocations=Anywhere}}<br />
Discovered by [[Warhead]] in [[R. 2,011]] after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new [[MOC]]s all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw pedos across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.<br />
<br />
It was also discovered that most forum members have some form of this horror in their homes, and as a result we are all doomed.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet will destroy us all!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
The ultimate in stealth technology, there are hundreds of Pedonukers SHIPS hiding in this photo, all hidden by the mighty carpet and its time/space bending properties<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Carpet Theory ==<br />
<br />
Neckbeard Science has spent decades trying to explain how really small particles support the elements that make up the visible world. They call this String Theory, which is now generally regarded as a bad idea. <br />
<br />
But, if you bundle those strings and interweave them, you'd get Carpet Theory.<br />
<br />
Carpet Theory tries to explain the fabric of the universe that supports ABS elements. Even in locations where no ABS element can be seen, there is still Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
[[ABS]] is what the customizable structure of the Brikverse is made of. At a lower, sub-atomic level, that ABS sits upon the immutable Beige Carpet. In the Brikverse there are chunks of ABS, planets, baseplates on a battle field. Between these ABS elements is non ABS "space". All of that space is Beige Carpet. All of the "space" below the ABS elements is the supporting Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
Wherever you find a Brikwar, there are beige carpets. Whether its in space, a green meadow, a castle or a dark cave.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet is indestructible. It can survive any number of game ending atomic explosions.<br />
<br />
Beige Carpet is the fabric of our lives.<br />
<br />
[[File:Trolling_033.png|500px|thumb|center|The beige carpet can kill you whenever it wants.]]<br />
<br />
== Police Investigations ==<br />
<br />
The police analyze interior photographs of suspect's homes. The presence of Beige Carpet is a strong indicator of [REDACTED] activity.<br />
A positive hit on Beige Carpet usually results in the hurling of baseless accusations, inside jokes, threats regarding [REDACTED] and comparisons to Hitler.<br />
<br />
== Hardwood Floor ==<br />
<br />
Hardwood floor is a myth.<br />
<br />
All soccer moms want to believe that under their Beige Carpet is a beautiful hardwood floor. They are just waiting for their lazy [REDACTED] husband to remove the carpet. But this never happens, due to the fact that [REDACTED] love Beige Carpet. See: Police Investigations. Thus proving the hardwood floor mythyness.<br />
<br />
See: Hardwood Uncertainty Principle<br />
<br />
Anyone who has actually claimed to have seen hardwood floor is a Damn Liar, or mentally unstable.<br />
They fall into the same category of people who have not only seen UFOs but also had tea with them, from a tea table resting on a hardwood floor.<br />
A statistical impossibility, quite likely to cause the entire Brikverse to be divided by zero.<br />
<br />
~ Tzan, Theoretical Brikicist<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
[[Category:Locations]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:BrikWars Universe]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Beige_Carpet&diff=21994Beige Carpet2022-12-23T06:00:38Z<p>Natalya: /* Police Investigations */</p>
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<div>{{Location|name=The Beige Carpet|image=BeigeCarpet icon1.jpg|type=BrikVerse SpaceTime|position=Everywhere|size=Infinite|resources=PlaySpace|inhabitants=BrikVersians|keylocations=Anywhere}}<br />
Discovered by [[Warhead]] in [[R. 2,011]] after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new [[MOC]]s all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw pedos across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.<br />
<br />
It was also discovered that most forum members have some form of this horror in their homes, and as a result we are all doomed.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet will destroy us all!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
The ultimate in stealth technology, there are hundreds of Pedonukers SHIPS hiding in this photo, all hidden by the mighty carpet and its time/space bending properties<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Carpet Theory ==<br />
<br />
Neckbeard Science has spent decades trying to explain how really small particles support the elements that make up the visible world. They call this String Theory, which is now generally regarded as a bad idea. <br />
<br />
But, if you bundle those strings and interweave them, you'd get Carpet Theory.<br />
<br />
Carpet Theory tries to explain the fabric of the universe that supports ABS elements. Even in locations where no ABS element can be seen, there is still Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
[[ABS]] is what the customizable structure of the Brikverse is made of. At a lower, sub-atomic level, that ABS sits upon the immutable Beige Carpet. In the Brikverse there are chunks of ABS, planets, baseplates on a battle field. Between these ABS elements is non ABS "space". All of that space is Beige Carpet. All of the "space" below the ABS elements is the supporting Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
Wherever you find a Brikwar, there are beige carpets. Whether its in space, a green meadow, a castle or a dark cave.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet is indestructible. It can survive any number of game ending atomic explosions.<br />
<br />
Beige Carpet is the fabric of our lives.<br />
<br />
[[File:Trolling_033.png|500px|thumb|center|The beige carpet can kill you whenever it wants.]]<br />
<br />
== Police Investigations ==<br />
<br />
The police analyze interior photographs of suspect's homes. The presence of Beige Carpet is a strong indicator of [REDACTED] activity.<br />
A positive hit on Beige Carpet usually results in the hurling of baseless accusations, inside jokes, threats regarding [REDACTED] and comparisons to Hitler.<br />
<br />
== Hardwood Floor ==<br />
<br />
Hardwood floor is a myth.<br />
<br />
All soccer moms want to believe that under their Beige Carpet is a beautiful hardwood floor. They are just waiting for their lazy pedophile husband to remove the carpet. But this never happens, due to the fact that pedophiles love Beige Carpet. See: Police Investigations. Thus proving the hardwood floor mythyness.<br />
<br />
See: Hardwood Uncertainty Principle<br />
<br />
Anyone who has actually claimed to have seen hardwood floor is a Damn Liar, or mentally unstable.<br />
They fall into the same category of people who have not only seen UFOs but also had tea with them, from a tea table resting on a hardwood floor.<br />
A statistical impossibility, quite likely to cause the entire Brikverse to be divided by zero.<br />
<br />
~ Tzan, Theoretical Brikicist<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
[[Category:Locations]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:BrikWars Universe]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Beige_Carpet&diff=21993Beige Carpet2022-12-23T06:00:10Z<p>Natalya: /* Police Investigations */</p>
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<div>{{Location|name=The Beige Carpet|image=BeigeCarpet icon1.jpg|type=BrikVerse SpaceTime|position=Everywhere|size=Infinite|resources=PlaySpace|inhabitants=BrikVersians|keylocations=Anywhere}}<br />
Discovered by [[Warhead]] in [[R. 2,011]] after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new [[MOC]]s all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw pedos across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.<br />
<br />
It was also discovered that most forum members have some form of this horror in their homes, and as a result we are all doomed.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet will destroy us all!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
The ultimate in stealth technology, there are hundreds of Pedonukers SHIPS hiding in this photo, all hidden by the mighty carpet and its time/space bending properties<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Carpet Theory ==<br />
<br />
Neckbeard Science has spent decades trying to explain how really small particles support the elements that make up the visible world. They call this String Theory, which is now generally regarded as a bad idea. <br />
<br />
But, if you bundle those strings and interweave them, you'd get Carpet Theory.<br />
<br />
Carpet Theory tries to explain the fabric of the universe that supports ABS elements. Even in locations where no ABS element can be seen, there is still Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
[[ABS]] is what the customizable structure of the Brikverse is made of. At a lower, sub-atomic level, that ABS sits upon the immutable Beige Carpet. In the Brikverse there are chunks of ABS, planets, baseplates on a battle field. Between these ABS elements is non ABS "space". All of that space is Beige Carpet. All of the "space" below the ABS elements is the supporting Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
Wherever you find a Brikwar, there are beige carpets. Whether its in space, a green meadow, a castle or a dark cave.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet is indestructible. It can survive any number of game ending atomic explosions.<br />
<br />
Beige Carpet is the fabric of our lives.<br />
<br />
[[File:Trolling_033.png|500px|thumb|center|The beige carpet can kill you whenever it wants.]]<br />
<br />
== Police Investigations ==<br />
<br />
The police analyze interior photographs of suspect's homes. The presence of Beige Carpet is a strong indicator of [REDACTED] activity.<br />
A positive hit on Beige Carpet usually results in the hurling of baseless accusations, inside jokes, threats regarding mom snuggling and comparisons to Hitler.<br />
<br />
== Hardwood Floor ==<br />
<br />
Hardwood floor is a myth.<br />
<br />
All soccer moms want to believe that under their Beige Carpet is a beautiful hardwood floor. They are just waiting for their lazy pedophile husband to remove the carpet. But this never happens, due to the fact that pedophiles love Beige Carpet. See: Police Investigations. Thus proving the hardwood floor mythyness.<br />
<br />
See: Hardwood Uncertainty Principle<br />
<br />
Anyone who has actually claimed to have seen hardwood floor is a Damn Liar, or mentally unstable.<br />
They fall into the same category of people who have not only seen UFOs but also had tea with them, from a tea table resting on a hardwood floor.<br />
A statistical impossibility, quite likely to cause the entire Brikverse to be divided by zero.<br />
<br />
~ Tzan, Theoretical Brikicist<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
[[Category:Locations]]<br />
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[[Category:BrikWars Universe]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Natalya&diff=20719User:Natalya2020-07-05T05:06:59Z<p>Natalya: </p>
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<div>{{Player|name=Natalya|image=Natalya avatar.jpg|rank=Goderator|profile=367|characters=[[Major Natalya]] ([[SigFig]])|factions=[[Assyrian Star Empire]]<br />
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[[Canadia Star Legion]]<br />
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[[Czecho-Slovenian Republik]]}}<br />
Natalya is a Super [[Human|Nerd]] who loves BrikWars despite being 24, err actually 26 -- no, 28 now. Always full of contradictions, she moved out of her [[Human|mom]]'s house and to a different country just to say she was independent, but really she just lives with her aunt. She is convinced that she will go somewhere in life, but so far even a [[Human|university degree]] hasn't let that happen.<br />
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She styles herself as a renegade-type bass-wielding Haruko+Rainbow Dash on roller skates, but the only thing about her which is actually that cool is that she can play [[Human|roller derby]]. A [http://www.atlantarollergirls.com/site_admin/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/SEPTEMBERweb.png championship poster] of her and her team hangs on the wall at LEGO's US headquarters.<br />
<br />
Natalya acts like she is the boss at everything, even though she isn't. But sometimes [[Shit Natalya Has Done|to be boss]] you just have to say it and believe it, which sort-of makes it true even though it is totally not.<br />
<br />
== Major Natalya ==<br />
<br />
[[Minifig]] Natalya is like a Major, mostly because Major sounds cool, but isn't completely in charge of absolutely everything because that would be boring. Her heroic cliché is that she thinks she is too cool for school, but not in a snotty Mean Girls kinda way, this is more like a Joan Jett type of cool, in her mind anyway. This [[Basic Understanding|megalomania]] leads directly to Natalya saying that something is a certain way and it becoming true just because she said so because reality occasionally bends to the will of the strong-willed. Minifig Natalya knows how to use the [[Maytricks]] but is more comfortable with [[Basic Understanding|trolling]] other minifigs or telling everyone what to do like a [[Human|Boss]].<br />
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== Appearances ==<br />
<br />
{| class="sortable" style="font-size:10px; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #aaa; text-align: center"<br />
|- style="background-color:#ccc; font-size:12px"<br />
! style="padding:0px 15px" | Battle !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Date !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Storyline !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Playing !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Result !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Thread<br />
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|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2006''' ||2006||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Battle One]]''' || 2006 || [[CSR Saga]] || [[ASE]] and [[CSR]] || {{No Contest}} || {{Thread|1057}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2008''' ||2008||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Death War]]''' || 2008 12/08 || [[CSR Saga]] || Natalya and [[Assyrian]] Space Force || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|1373}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2009''' ||2009||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Jungle Rampage]]''' || 2009 01/19 || [[CSR Saga]] || [[Assyrian]] Armoured Division|| {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|1641}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[A Tale of One City]]''' || 2009 05/03 || N/A || Greenwiches || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|2280}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Death Battle]]''' || 2009 05/24 || [[CSR Saga]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|2411}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Blood Day]]''' || 2009 06/15 || N/A || [[Civilian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|2614}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Postapocalisious]]''' || 2009 09/30 || N/A || [[Survivor]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|3407}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Battle of Death]]''' || 2009 11/23 || N/A || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|3679}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Zombie (Zulu) Dawn]]''' || 2009 12/07 || N/A || Natalya and [[Assyrian]]s || {{Complicated Victory}} || {{Thread|3733}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Planet Bob]]''' || 2009 12/21 || N/A || Assyrians || {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|3849}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2011''' ||2011||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Krysto]]''' || 2011 01/09 || [[Quest of Piltogg]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|6205}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[BrikWar]]''' || 2011 05/01 || N/A || [[Akkadia|Akkadians]] || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|7048}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Destruction at the Church]]''' || 2011 08/11 || N/A || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|7727}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Mission No. X]]''' || 2011 12/11 || [[Prussian-Monarchial Conflict]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|8725}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Killing Time]]''' || 2011 11/25 || [[Prussian-Monarchial Conflict]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|9281}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Battle for the Head Separator]]''' || 2011 05/20 || [[Quest of Piltogg]] || Natalya and [[Assyrian]]s || {{Complicated Victory}} || {{Thread|7160}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2013''' ||2013||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Return Of Vehicular Brik Slaughter]]''' || 2013 01/04 || N/A || Grand Expedition || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|10551}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[A Collision of Interests, Also Planets]]''' || 2013 01/14 || N/A || [[Civilian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|10598}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[BrikwaRPG3]]''' || 2013 07/12 || N/A || Assyrians || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|11190}}<br />
|<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2014''' ||2013||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[I'm On a Boat 2014]]''' || 2014 10/01 || N/A || [[Canadia Star Legion]] || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|13023}}<br />
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|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2018''' ||2012||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[One Shot at Glory]]''' || 2018 09/06 || [[I will return!]] || [[Vytautas_Blinda|Blinda's Honour Gaurd]] ([[Greater Empire of Lietuva|Lietuvians]]) || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|17207}}<br />
|}</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Major_Natalya&diff=19992Major Natalya2019-11-25T04:47:11Z<p>Natalya: </p>
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<div>{{Character|name=Major Natalya|image=natalya.png|rank=[[CSL]] Major<br />
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Level 3 [[Maytricks]] User|player={{User|Natalya}} {{SigFig}}|faction=[[Canadia Star Legion]]<br />
Formerly: [[Assyrian Star Empire|ASE]]}}<br />
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FUCK EVERYTHING <br />
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=== Friends ===<br />
* Regulus<br />
* [[The Black Crotox]]<br />
* [[Major Smith]]<br />
* Trianglists<br />
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=== Foes ===<br />
* Democratus<br />
* Second in Command<br />
* Inhabitants of the [[Negaverse]]<br />
* The [[Peaches|Peach]] Mutations<br />
<br />
=== Neutral Stance ===<br />
* [[james+burgundy]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Space_Nazis&diff=19875Talk:Space Nazis2019-10-31T04:04:27Z<p>Natalya: Created page with "this page should be deleted"</p>
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<div>this page should be deleted</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Space_Nazis&diff=19874Space Nazis2019-10-31T04:04:03Z<p>Natalya: Blanked the page</p>
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<div></div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Assyrian_Star_Empire&diff=19873Assyrian Star Empire2019-10-31T04:01:35Z<p>Natalya: </p>
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<div>{{Faction<br />
|name=Assyrian Star Empire<br />
|image=AssyrianStarEmpire.jpg<br />
|structure=Empire<br />
|teklevel=[[Tek Level]] 6<br />
|influence=Controls the [[Southern Spiral]]<br />
|player=[[Natalya]]<br />
|allies=[[Anti-Immortal Alliance]]<br />
|enemies=[[Immortal Alliance]]<br />
|characters=[[Assyrian People]]<br /><br />
[[Empress Xianghua]]<br /><br />
[[Major Natalya]]<br /><br />
[[Major Smith]]<br /><br />
[[Major Skarr]]}}<br />
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[[Category:White Factions]]<br />
[[Category:TL6 Factions]]<br />
[[Category: Nehellium Galaxy Factions]]<br />
[[Category: Superpower]]<br />
[[Category: Veto Power]]<br />
[[Category: Anti-Immortal Factions]]<br />
[[Category:Economic Superpower Factions]]<br />
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== Assyrian Star Empire ==<br />
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The Assyrian Star Empire is an empire of about 210 star systems in the southern spiral of the [[Galaxia Nehellenium|Nehellenium Galaxy]]. The Assyrian capital, [[Austere]], is just to the south of the center of the empire. They are best known for their advanced technology. [[Assyrian People|Assyrians]] are ethnically diverse, reflecting the empires' long history of expansion, conquest, and immigration.<br />
<br />
== History ==<br />
<br />
The Empire had expanded for about 100 years, but now are stalled in their growth as they find themselves facing internal strife and attacks from outside, most notably from the [[Immortal Alliance]]. The Assyrian Empire joined the [[Anti-Immortal Alliance]] and are one of its leading factions.<br />
<br />
== Assyrian Space Force==<br />
<br />
The Assyrian Space Force is the unified military of the Assyrian Star Empire. The Space Force consists mostly of a navy, but it has three special divisions; the Commando Division, the Assyrian Ground Forces, and the Assyrian Armored Division. These let the Space Force perform more specific battle actions than were it only an interstellar navy.<br />
<br />
[[File:ASE_F2011_01.PNG]]<br />
<br />
== Organization ==<br />
<br />
The empire could be described as a loose arrangement of star systems which retain a Neo-Latvian cultural homogeneity and are unified through a common military and set of inter-planetary laws. Individual worlds govern themselves without much interaction with the interplanetary government, but they deal with it when it comes to trade within the empire and defense. The Assyrian Star Empire defends all of its worlds with the Assyrian Space Force. All worlds can rely on it for protection, but they may also form their own planetary defense forces and police forces. However, on occasion the Assyrian Commandos sometimes act as an intelligence force for the empire, secretly investigating the governments of individual planets for signs of corruption. All planets pay small tithes to the capital world.<br />
<br />
The empire is run by the Heavenly Emperor of Assyria. He or she has the ultimate authority over the Assyrian Space Force and manages all diplomatic relations with other forces. The Emperor also oversees the domestic affairs of the capital world. The emperor unexpectedly died in [[R. 2,010]], leaving his adopted daughter <i>Empress Xianghua</i> as the new ruler.<br />
<br />
== The Western Separatists ==<br />
<br />
In [[BR 2,002]], three star systems composed of 7 worlds on the western frontier seceded from the Assyrian Star Empire in a [[CSR Saga|bloody civil war]]. They are now called the [[Czecho-Slovenian Republik]]. The civil war left an uneasy peace, and so they found themselves at war with the Assyrians again after a few years. This has left the Czech worlds largely destroyed, meaning that rogue Czech fleets frequently raid nearby Assyrian systems for supplies and technology. The Assyrians are no longer in a declared state of war with the Czechs, but border patrol action is common.<br />
<br />
== Recent History ==<br />
<br />
In his [[Quest of Piltogg|quest]] for [[The Nine Artifax of Pre-Creation]], Piltogg assembled Immortal Alliance forces and attacked the [[Aratus]] system, leading to the [[Battle of the Head Seperator]].<br />
<br />
A small division was present at several battles of the [[Prussian-Monarchial Conflict]].<br />
<br />
Another small division was seen working together with supposed [[Prussian dissidents]] in the [[Contamination Wars]].<br />
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== Notable Leaders ==<br />
<br />
Empress Xianghua<br />
<br />
Dark Blackness<br />
<br />
Major Natalya<br />
<br />
[[Major Smith]]<br />
<br />
[[Major Skarr]]<br />
<br />
[[Lt. Lex]]<br />
<br />
[[Priestess Kadia]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Natalya&diff=18100User:Natalya2018-09-23T18:29:07Z<p>Natalya: /* Appearances */</p>
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<div>{{Player|name=Natalya|image=Natalya avatar.jpg|rank=Goderator|profile=367|characters=[[Major Natalya]] ([[SigFig]])|factions=[[Assyrian Star Empire]]<br />
<br />
[[Canadia Star Legion]]<br />
<br />
[[Czecho-Slovenian Republik]]}}<br />
Natalya is a Super [[Human|Nerd]] who loves BrikWars despite being 24, err actually 26 -- no, 28 now. Always full of contradictions, she moved out of her [[Human|mom]]'s house and to a different country just to say she was independent, but really she just lives with her aunt. She is convinced that she will go somewhere in life, but so far even a [[Human|university degree]] hasn't let that happen.<br />
<br />
She styles herself as a renegade-type bass-wielding Haruko+Rainbow Dash on roller skates, but the only thing about her which is actually that cool is that she can play [[Human|roller derby]]. A [http://www.atlantarollergirls.com/site_admin/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/SEPTEMBERweb.png championship poster] of her and her team hangs on the wall at LEGO's US headquarters.<br />
<br />
Natalya acts like she is the boss at everything, even though she isn't. But sometimes [[Shit Natalya Has Done|to be boss]] you just have to say it and believe it, which sort-of makes it true even though it is totally not.<br />
<br />
== Major Natalya ==<br />
<br />
[[Minifig]] Natalya is like a Major, mostly because Major sounds cool, but isn't completely in charge of absolutely everything because that would be boring. Her heroic cliché is that she thinks she is too cool for school, but not in a snotty Mean Girls kinda way, this is more like a Joan Jett type of cool, in her mind anyway. This [[Basic Understanding|megalomania]] leads directly to Natalya saying that something is a certain way and it becoming true just because she said so because reality occasionally bends to the will of the strong-willed. Minifig Natalya knows how to use the [[Maytricks]] but is more comfortable with [[Basic Understanding|trolling]] other minifigs or telling everyone what to do like a [[Human|Boss]].<br />
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== Appearances ==<br />
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{| class="sortable" style="font-size:10px; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #aaa; text-align: center"<br />
|- style="background-color:#ccc; font-size:12px"<br />
! style="padding:0px 15px" | Battle !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Date !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Storyline !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Playing !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Result !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Thread<br />
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|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2006''' ||2006||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Battle One]]''' || 2006 || [[CSR Saga]] || [[ASE]] and [[CSR]] || {{No Contest}} || {{Thread|1057}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2008''' ||2008||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Death War]]''' || 2008 12/08 || [[CSR Saga]] || Natalya and [[Assyrian]] Space Force || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|1373}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2009''' ||2009||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Jungle Rampage]]''' || 2009 01/19 || [[CSR Saga]] || [[Assyrian]] Armoured Division|| {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|1641}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[A Tale of One City]]''' || 2009 05/03 || N/A || Greenwiches || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|2280}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Death Battle]]''' || 2009 05/24 || [[CSR Saga]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|2411}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Blood Day]]''' || 2009 06/15 || N/A || [[Civilian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|2614}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Postapocalisious]]''' || 2009 09/30 || N/A || [[Survivor]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|3407}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Battle of Death]]''' || 2009 11/23 || N/A || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|3679}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Zombie (Zulu) Dawn]]''' || 2009 12/07 || N/A || Natalya and [[Assyrian]]s || {{Complicated Victory}} || {{Thread|3733}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Planet Bob]]''' || 2009 12/21 || N/A || Assyrians || {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|3849}}<br />
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|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2010''' ||2010||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[The Peach Massacre of G.R. 2010]]''' || 2010 06/29 || [[Assyrian Peach Exterminations]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|4964}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[The Peach Massacre of G.R. 2010 -- ROUND TWO: FIGHT]]''' || 2010 11/08 || [[Assyrian Peach Exterminations]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|5823}}<br />
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|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2011''' ||2011||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Krysto]]''' || 2011 01/09 || [[Quest of Piltogg]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|6205}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[BrikWar]]''' || 2011 05/01 || N/A || [[Akkadia|Akkadians]] || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|7048}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Destruction at the Church]]''' || 2011 08/11 || N/A || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|7727}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Mission No. X]]''' || 2011 12/11 || [[Prussian-Monarchial Conflict]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|8725}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Killing Time]]''' || 2011 11/25 || [[Prussian-Monarchial Conflict]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|9281}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Battle for the Head Separator]]''' || 2011 05/20 || [[Quest of Piltogg]] || Natalya and [[Assyrian]]s || {{Complicated Victory}} || {{Thread|7160}}<br />
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|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2012''' ||2012||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012]]''' || 2012 07/10 || [[Assyrian Peach Exterminations]] || [[ASE]] and [[CSR]] || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|9783}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2013''' ||2013||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Return Of Vehicular Brik Slaughter]]''' || 2013 01/04 || N/A || Grand Expedition || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|10551}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[A Collision of Interests, Also Planets]]''' || 2013 01/14 || N/A || [[Civilian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|10598}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[BrikwaRPG3]]''' || 2013 07/12 || N/A || Assyrians || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|11190}}<br />
|<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2014''' ||2013||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[I'm On a Boat 2014]]''' || 2014 10/01 || N/A || [[Canadia Star Legion]] || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|13023}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2018''' ||2012||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[One Shot at Glory]]''' || 2018 09/06 || [[I will return!]] || [[Vytautas_Blinda|Blinda's Honour Gaurd]] ([[Greater Empire of Lietuva|Lietuvians]]) || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|17207}}<br />
|}</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Natalya&diff=18094User:Natalya2018-09-19T23:00:07Z<p>Natalya: /* Appearances */</p>
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<div>{{Player|name=Natalya|image=Natalya avatar.jpg|rank=Goderator|profile=367|characters=[[Major Natalya]] ([[SigFig]])|factions=[[Assyrian Star Empire]]<br />
<br />
[[Canadia Star Legion]]<br />
<br />
[[Czecho-Slovenian Republik]]}}<br />
Natalya is a Super [[Human|Nerd]] who loves BrikWars despite being 24, err actually 26 -- no, 28 now. Always full of contradictions, she moved out of her [[Human|mom]]'s house and to a different country just to say she was independent, but really she just lives with her aunt. She is convinced that she will go somewhere in life, but so far even a [[Human|university degree]] hasn't let that happen.<br />
<br />
She styles herself as a renegade-type bass-wielding Haruko+Rainbow Dash on roller skates, but the only thing about her which is actually that cool is that she can play [[Human|roller derby]]. A [http://www.atlantarollergirls.com/site_admin/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/SEPTEMBERweb.png championship poster] of her and her team hangs on the wall at LEGO's US headquarters.<br />
<br />
Natalya acts like she is the boss at everything, even though she isn't. But sometimes [[Shit Natalya Has Done|to be boss]] you just have to say it and believe it, which sort-of makes it true even though it is totally not.<br />
<br />
== Major Natalya ==<br />
<br />
[[Minifig]] Natalya is like a Major, mostly because Major sounds cool, but isn't completely in charge of absolutely everything because that would be boring. Her heroic cliché is that she thinks she is too cool for school, but not in a snotty Mean Girls kinda way, this is more like a Joan Jett type of cool, in her mind anyway. This [[Basic Understanding|megalomania]] leads directly to Natalya saying that something is a certain way and it becoming true just because she said so because reality occasionally bends to the will of the strong-willed. Minifig Natalya knows how to use the [[Maytricks]] but is more comfortable with [[Basic Understanding|trolling]] other minifigs or telling everyone what to do like a [[Human|Boss]].<br />
<br />
== Appearances ==<br />
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{| class="sortable" style="font-size:10px; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #aaa; text-align: center"<br />
|- style="background-color:#ccc; font-size:12px"<br />
! style="padding:0px 15px" | Battle !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Date !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Storyline !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Playing !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Result !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Thread<br />
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|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2006''' ||2006||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Battle One]]''' || 2006 || [[CSR Saga]] || [[ASE]] and [[CSR]] || {{No Contest}} || {{Thread|1057}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2008''' ||2008||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Death War]]''' || 2008 12/08 || [[CSR Saga]] || Natalya and [[Assyrian]] Space Force || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|1373}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2009''' ||2009||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Jungle Rampage]]''' || 2009 01/19 || [[CSR Saga]] || [[Assyrian]] Armoured Division|| {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|1641}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[A Tale of One City]]''' || 2009 05/03 || N/A || Greenwiches || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|2280}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Death Battle]]''' || 2009 05/24 || [[CSR Saga]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|2411}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Blood Day]]''' || 2009 06/15 || N/A || [[Civilian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|2614}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Postapocalisious]]''' || 2009 09/30 || N/A || [[Survivor]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|3407}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Battle of Death]]''' || 2009 11/23 || N/A || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|3679}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Zombie (Zulu) Dawn]]''' || 2009 12/07 || N/A || Natalya and [[Assyrian]]s || {{Complicated Victory}} || {{Thread|3733}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Planet Bob]]''' || 2009 12/21 || N/A || Assyrians || {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|3849}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2010''' ||2010||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[The Peach Massacre of G.R. 2010]]''' || 2010 06/29 || [[Assyrian Peach Exterminations]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|4964}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[The Peach Massacre of G.R. 2010 -- ROUND TWO: FIGHT]]''' || 2010 11/08 || [[Assyrian Peach Exterminations]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|5823}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2011''' ||2011||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Krysto]]''' || 2011 01/09 || [[Quest of Piltogg]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|6205}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[BrikWar]]''' || 2011 05/01 || N/A || [[Akkadia|Akkadians]] || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|7048}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Destruction at the Church]]''' || 2011 08/11 || N/A || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|7727}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Mission No. X]]''' || 2011 12/11 || [[Prussian-Monarchial Conflict]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|8725}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Killing Time]]''' || 2011 11/25 || [[Prussian-Monarchial Conflict]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|9281}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Battle for the Head Separator]]''' || 2011 05/20 || [[Quest of Piltogg]] || Natalya and [[Assyrian]]s || {{Complicated Victory}} || {{Thread|7160}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2012''' ||2012||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012]]''' || 2012 07/10 || [[Assyrian Peach Exterminations]] || [[ASE]] and [[CSR]] || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|9783}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2013''' ||2013||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Return Of Vehicular Brik Slaughter]]''' || 2013 01/04 || N/A || Grand Expedition || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|10551}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[A Collision of Interests, Also Planets]]''' || 2013 01/14 || N/A || [[Civilian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|10598}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[BrikwaRPG3]]''' || 2013 07/12 || N/A || Assyrians || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|11190}}<br />
|<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2014''' ||2013||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[I'm On a Boat 2014]]''' || 2014 10/01 || N/A || [[Canadia Star Legion]] || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|13023}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2018''' ||2012||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[One Shot at Glory]]''' || 2018 09/06 || [[Lietuvian Portal Experiments]] || [[Vytautas_Blinda|Blinda's Honour Gaurd]] ([[Greater Empire of Lietuva|Lietuvians]]) || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|17207}}<br />
|}</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Beige_Carpet&diff=15472Beige Carpet2017-05-15T07:30:28Z<p>Natalya: /* Carpet Theory */</p>
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<div>{{Location|name=The Beige Carpet|image=BeigeCarpet icon1.jpg|type=BrikVerse SpaceTime|position=Everywhere|size=Infinite|resources=PlaySpace|inhabitants=BrikVersians|keylocations=Anywhere}}<br />
Discovered by [[Warhead]] in [[R. 2,011]] after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new [[MOC]]s all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw pedos across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.<br />
<br />
It was also discovered that most forum members have some form of this horror in their homes, and as a result we are all doomed.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet will destroy us all!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
The ultimate in stealth technology, there are hundreds of Pedonukers SHIPS hiding in this photo, all hidden by the mighty carpet and its time/space bending properties<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Carpet Theory ==<br />
<br />
Neckbeard Science has spent decades trying to explain how really small particles support the elements that make up the visible world. They call this String Theory, which is now generally regarded as a bad idea. <br />
<br />
But, if you bundle those strings and interweave them, you'd get Carpet Theory.<br />
<br />
Carpet Theory tries to explain the fabric of the universe that supports ABS elements. Even in locations where no ABS element can be seen, there is still Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
[[ABS]] is what the customizable structure of the Brikverse is made of. At a lower, sub-atomic level, that ABS sits upon the immutable Beige Carpet. In the Brikverse there are chunks of ABS, planets, baseplates on a battle field. Between these ABS elements is non ABS "space". All of that space is Beige Carpet. All of the "space" below the ABS elements is the supporting Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
Wherever you find a Brikwar, there are beige carpets. Whether its in space, a green meadow, a castle or a dark cave.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet is indestructible. It can survive any number of game ending atomic explosions.<br />
<br />
Beige Carpet is the fabric of our lives.<br />
<br />
[[File:Trolling_033.png|500px|thumb|center|The beige carpet can kill you whenever it wants.]]<br />
<br />
== Police Investigations ==<br />
<br />
The police analyze interior photographs of suspect's homes. The presence of Beige Carpet is a strong indicator of Pedophile activity.<br />
A positive hit on Beige Carpet usually results in the hurling of baseless accusations, inside jokes, threats regarding mom snuggling and comparisons to Hitler.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Hardwood Floor ==<br />
<br />
Hardwood floor is a myth.<br />
<br />
All soccer moms want to believe that under their Beige Carpet is a beautiful hardwood floor. They are just waiting for their lazy pedophile husband to remove the carpet. But this never happens, due to the fact that pedophiles love Beige Carpet. See: Police Investigations. Thus proving the hardwood floor mythyness.<br />
<br />
See: Hardwood Uncertainty Principle<br />
<br />
Anyone who has actually claimed to have seen hardwood floor is a Damn Liar, or mentally unstable.<br />
They fall into the same category of people who have not only seen UFOs but also had tea with them, from a tea table resting on a hardwood floor.<br />
A statistical impossibility, quite likely to cause the entire Brikverse to be divided by zero.<br />
<br />
~ Tzan, Theoretical Brikicist<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
[[Category:Locations]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:BrikWars Universe]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Beige_Carpet&diff=15471Beige Carpet2017-05-15T07:30:11Z<p>Natalya: /* Carpet Theory */</p>
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<div>{{Location|name=The Beige Carpet|image=BeigeCarpet icon1.jpg|type=BrikVerse SpaceTime|position=Everywhere|size=Infinite|resources=PlaySpace|inhabitants=BrikVersians|keylocations=Anywhere}}<br />
Discovered by [[Warhead]] in [[R. 2,011]] after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new [[MOC]]s all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw pedos across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.<br />
<br />
It was also discovered that most forum members have some form of this horror in their homes, and as a result we are all doomed.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet will destroy us all!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
The ultimate in stealth technology, there are hundreds of Pedonukers SHIPS hiding in this photo, all hidden by the mighty carpet and its time/space bending properties<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Carpet Theory ==<br />
<br />
Neckbeard Science has spent decades trying to explain how really small particles support the elements that make up the visible world. They call this String Theory, which is now generally regarded as a bad idea. <br />
<br />
But, if you bundle those strings and interweave them, you'd get Carpet Theory.<br />
<br />
Carpet Theory tries to explain the fabric of the universe that supports ABS elements. Even in locations where no ABS element can be seen, there is still Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
[[ABS]] is what the customizable structure of the Brikverse is made of. At a lower, sub-atomic level, that ABS sits upon the immutable Beige Carpet. In the Brikverse there are chunks of ABS, planets, baseplates on a battle field. Between these ABS elements is non ABS "space". All of that space is Beige Carpet. All of the "space" below the ABS elements is the supporting Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
Wherever you find a Brikwar, there are beige carpets. Whether its in space, a green meadow, a castle or a dark cave.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet is indestructible. It can survive any number of game ending atomic explosions.<br />
<br />
Beige Carpet is the fabric of our lives.<br />
<br />
[[File:Trolling_033.png|300px|thumb|right|The beige carpet can kill you whenever it wants.]]<br />
<br />
== Police Investigations ==<br />
<br />
The police analyze interior photographs of suspect's homes. The presence of Beige Carpet is a strong indicator of Pedophile activity.<br />
A positive hit on Beige Carpet usually results in the hurling of baseless accusations, inside jokes, threats regarding mom snuggling and comparisons to Hitler.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Hardwood Floor ==<br />
<br />
Hardwood floor is a myth.<br />
<br />
All soccer moms want to believe that under their Beige Carpet is a beautiful hardwood floor. They are just waiting for their lazy pedophile husband to remove the carpet. But this never happens, due to the fact that pedophiles love Beige Carpet. See: Police Investigations. Thus proving the hardwood floor mythyness.<br />
<br />
See: Hardwood Uncertainty Principle<br />
<br />
Anyone who has actually claimed to have seen hardwood floor is a Damn Liar, or mentally unstable.<br />
They fall into the same category of people who have not only seen UFOs but also had tea with them, from a tea table resting on a hardwood floor.<br />
A statistical impossibility, quite likely to cause the entire Brikverse to be divided by zero.<br />
<br />
~ Tzan, Theoretical Brikicist<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
[[Category:Locations]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:BrikWars Universe]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Beige_Carpet&diff=15470Beige Carpet2017-05-15T07:29:37Z<p>Natalya: /* Carpet Theory */</p>
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<div>{{Location|name=The Beige Carpet|image=BeigeCarpet icon1.jpg|type=BrikVerse SpaceTime|position=Everywhere|size=Infinite|resources=PlaySpace|inhabitants=BrikVersians|keylocations=Anywhere}}<br />
Discovered by [[Warhead]] in [[R. 2,011]] after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new [[MOC]]s all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw pedos across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.<br />
<br />
It was also discovered that most forum members have some form of this horror in their homes, and as a result we are all doomed.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet will destroy us all!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
The ultimate in stealth technology, there are hundreds of Pedonukers SHIPS hiding in this photo, all hidden by the mighty carpet and its time/space bending properties<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Carpet Theory ==<br />
<br />
Neckbeard Science has spent decades trying to explain how really small particles support the elements that make up the visible world. They call this String Theory, which is now generally regarded as a bad idea. <br />
<br />
But, if you bundle those strings and interweave them, you'd get Carpet Theory.<br />
<br />
Carpet Theory tries to explain the fabric of the universe that supports ABS elements. Even in locations where no ABS element can be seen, there is still Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
[[ABS]] is what the customizable structure of the Brikverse is made of. At a lower, sub-atomic level, that ABS sits upon the immutable Beige Carpet. In the Brikverse there are chunks of ABS, planets, baseplates on a battle field. Between these ABS elements is non ABS "space". All of that space is Beige Carpet. All of the "space" below the ABS elements is the supporting Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
Wherever you find a Brikwar, there are beige carpets. Whether its in space, a green meadow, a castle or a dark cave.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet is indestructible. It can survive any number of game ending atomic explosions.<br />
<br />
Beige Carpet is the fabric of our lives.<br />
<br />
[[File:Trolling_033.png|500px|thumb|frame|center|The beige carpet can kill you whenever it wants.]]<br />
<br />
== Police Investigations ==<br />
<br />
The police analyze interior photographs of suspect's homes. The presence of Beige Carpet is a strong indicator of Pedophile activity.<br />
A positive hit on Beige Carpet usually results in the hurling of baseless accusations, inside jokes, threats regarding mom snuggling and comparisons to Hitler.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Hardwood Floor ==<br />
<br />
Hardwood floor is a myth.<br />
<br />
All soccer moms want to believe that under their Beige Carpet is a beautiful hardwood floor. They are just waiting for their lazy pedophile husband to remove the carpet. But this never happens, due to the fact that pedophiles love Beige Carpet. See: Police Investigations. Thus proving the hardwood floor mythyness.<br />
<br />
See: Hardwood Uncertainty Principle<br />
<br />
Anyone who has actually claimed to have seen hardwood floor is a Damn Liar, or mentally unstable.<br />
They fall into the same category of people who have not only seen UFOs but also had tea with them, from a tea table resting on a hardwood floor.<br />
A statistical impossibility, quite likely to cause the entire Brikverse to be divided by zero.<br />
<br />
~ Tzan, Theoretical Brikicist<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
[[Category:Locations]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:BrikWars Universe]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Beige_Carpet&diff=15469Beige Carpet2017-05-15T07:29:25Z<p>Natalya: /* Carpet Theory */</p>
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<div>{{Location|name=The Beige Carpet|image=BeigeCarpet icon1.jpg|type=BrikVerse SpaceTime|position=Everywhere|size=Infinite|resources=PlaySpace|inhabitants=BrikVersians|keylocations=Anywhere}}<br />
Discovered by [[Warhead]] in [[R. 2,011]] after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new [[MOC]]s all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw pedos across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.<br />
<br />
It was also discovered that most forum members have some form of this horror in their homes, and as a result we are all doomed.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet will destroy us all!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
The ultimate in stealth technology, there are hundreds of Pedonukers SHIPS hiding in this photo, all hidden by the mighty carpet and its time/space bending properties<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Carpet Theory ==<br />
<br />
Neckbeard Science has spent decades trying to explain how really small particles support the elements that make up the visible world. They call this String Theory, which is now generally regarded as a bad idea. <br />
<br />
But, if you bundle those strings and interweave them, you'd get Carpet Theory.<br />
<br />
Carpet Theory tries to explain the fabric of the universe that supports ABS elements. Even in locations where no ABS element can be seen, there is still Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
[[ABS]] is what the customizable structure of the Brikverse is made of. At a lower, sub-atomic level, that ABS sits upon the immutable Beige Carpet. In the Brikverse there are chunks of ABS, planets, baseplates on a battle field. Between these ABS elements is non ABS "space". All of that space is Beige Carpet. All of the "space" below the ABS elements is the supporting Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
Wherever you find a Brikwar, there are beige carpets. Whether its in space, a green meadow, a castle or a dark cave.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet is indestructible. It can survive any number of game ending atomic explosions.<br />
<br />
Beige Carpet is the fabric of our lives.<br />
<br />
[[File:Trolling_033.png|500px|frame|center|The beige carpet can kill you whenever it wants.]]<br />
<br />
== Police Investigations ==<br />
<br />
The police analyze interior photographs of suspect's homes. The presence of Beige Carpet is a strong indicator of Pedophile activity.<br />
A positive hit on Beige Carpet usually results in the hurling of baseless accusations, inside jokes, threats regarding mom snuggling and comparisons to Hitler.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Hardwood Floor ==<br />
<br />
Hardwood floor is a myth.<br />
<br />
All soccer moms want to believe that under their Beige Carpet is a beautiful hardwood floor. They are just waiting for their lazy pedophile husband to remove the carpet. But this never happens, due to the fact that pedophiles love Beige Carpet. See: Police Investigations. Thus proving the hardwood floor mythyness.<br />
<br />
See: Hardwood Uncertainty Principle<br />
<br />
Anyone who has actually claimed to have seen hardwood floor is a Damn Liar, or mentally unstable.<br />
They fall into the same category of people who have not only seen UFOs but also had tea with them, from a tea table resting on a hardwood floor.<br />
A statistical impossibility, quite likely to cause the entire Brikverse to be divided by zero.<br />
<br />
~ Tzan, Theoretical Brikicist<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
[[Category:Locations]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:BrikWars Universe]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Beige_Carpet&diff=15468Beige Carpet2017-05-15T07:28:48Z<p>Natalya: /* Carpet Theory */</p>
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<div>{{Location|name=The Beige Carpet|image=BeigeCarpet icon1.jpg|type=BrikVerse SpaceTime|position=Everywhere|size=Infinite|resources=PlaySpace|inhabitants=BrikVersians|keylocations=Anywhere}}<br />
Discovered by [[Warhead]] in [[R. 2,011]] after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new [[MOC]]s all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw pedos across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.<br />
<br />
It was also discovered that most forum members have some form of this horror in their homes, and as a result we are all doomed.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet will destroy us all!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
The ultimate in stealth technology, there are hundreds of Pedonukers SHIPS hiding in this photo, all hidden by the mighty carpet and its time/space bending properties<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Carpet Theory ==<br />
<br />
Neckbeard Science has spent decades trying to explain how really small particles support the elements that make up the visible world. They call this String Theory, which is now generally regarded as a bad idea. <br />
<br />
But, if you bundle those strings and interweave them, you'd get Carpet Theory.<br />
<br />
Carpet Theory tries to explain the fabric of the universe that supports ABS elements. Even in locations where no ABS element can be seen, there is still Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
[[ABS]] is what the customizable structure of the Brikverse is made of. At a lower, sub-atomic level, that ABS sits upon the immutable Beige Carpet. In the Brikverse there are chunks of ABS, planets, baseplates on a battle field. Between these ABS elements is non ABS "space". All of that space is Beige Carpet. All of the "space" below the ABS elements is the supporting Beige Carpet.<br />
<br />
Wherever you find a Brikwar, there are beige carpets. Whether its in space, a green meadow, a castle or a dark cave.<br />
<br />
The Beige Carpet is indestructible. It can survive any number of game ending atomic explosions.<br />
<br />
Beige Carpet is the fabric of our lives.<br />
<br />
[[File:Trolling_033.png|frame|center|The beige carpet can kill you whenever it wants.]]<br />
<br />
== Police Investigations ==<br />
<br />
The police analyze interior photographs of suspect's homes. The presence of Beige Carpet is a strong indicator of Pedophile activity.<br />
A positive hit on Beige Carpet usually results in the hurling of baseless accusations, inside jokes, threats regarding mom snuggling and comparisons to Hitler.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Hardwood Floor ==<br />
<br />
Hardwood floor is a myth.<br />
<br />
All soccer moms want to believe that under their Beige Carpet is a beautiful hardwood floor. They are just waiting for their lazy pedophile husband to remove the carpet. But this never happens, due to the fact that pedophiles love Beige Carpet. See: Police Investigations. Thus proving the hardwood floor mythyness.<br />
<br />
See: Hardwood Uncertainty Principle<br />
<br />
Anyone who has actually claimed to have seen hardwood floor is a Damn Liar, or mentally unstable.<br />
They fall into the same category of people who have not only seen UFOs but also had tea with them, from a tea table resting on a hardwood floor.<br />
A statistical impossibility, quite likely to cause the entire Brikverse to be divided by zero.<br />
<br />
~ Tzan, Theoretical Brikicist<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
[[Category:Locations]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:BrikWars Universe]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Trolling_033.png&diff=15467File:Trolling 033.png2017-05-15T07:27:23Z<p>Natalya: The Beige Carpet claims another victim.</p>
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<div>The Beige Carpet claims another victim.</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:20150214_134953.jpg&diff=15466File:20150214 134953.jpg2017-05-15T07:26:48Z<p>Natalya: the beige carpet strikes again</p>
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<div>the beige carpet strikes again</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Natalya&diff=15307User:Natalya2017-03-05T06:17:54Z<p>Natalya: </p>
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<div>{{Player|name=Natalya|image=Natalya avatar.jpg|rank=Goderator|profile=367|characters=[[Major Natalya]] ([[SigFig]])|factions=[[Assyrian Star Empire]]<br />
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[[Canadia Star Legion]]<br />
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[[Czecho-Slovenian Republik]]}}<br />
Natalya is a Super [[Human|Nerd]] who loves BrikWars despite being 24, err actually 26 -- no, 28 now. Always full of contradictions, she moved out of her [[Human|mom]]'s house and to a different country just to say she was independent, but really she just lives with her aunt. She is convinced that she will go somewhere in life, but so far even a [[Human|university degree]] hasn't let that happen.<br />
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She styles herself as a renegade-type bass-wielding Haruko+Rainbow Dash on roller skates, but the only thing about her which is actually that cool is that she can play [[Human|roller derby]]. A [http://www.atlantarollergirls.com/site_admin/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/SEPTEMBERweb.png championship poster] of her and her team hangs on the wall at LEGO's US headquarters.<br />
<br />
Natalya acts like she is the boss at everything, even though she isn't. But sometimes [[Shit Natalya Has Done|to be boss]] you just have to say it and believe it, which sort-of makes it true even though it is totally not.<br />
<br />
== Major Natalya ==<br />
<br />
[[Minifig]] Natalya is like a Major, mostly because Major sounds cool, but isn't completely in charge of absolutely everything because that would be boring. Her heroic cliché is that she thinks she is too cool for school, but not in a snotty Mean Girls kinda way, this is more like a Joan Jett type of cool, in her mind anyway. This [[Basic Understanding|megalomania]] leads directly to Natalya saying that something is a certain way and it becoming true just because she said so because reality occasionally bends to the will of the strong-willed. Minifig Natalya knows how to use the [[Maytricks]] but is more comfortable with [[Basic Understanding|trolling]] other minifigs or telling everyone what to do like a [[Human|Boss]].<br />
<br />
== Appearances ==<br />
<br />
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! style="padding:0px 15px" | Battle !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Date !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Storyline !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Playing !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Result !! style="padding:0px 15px" | Thread<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2006''' ||2006||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Battle One]]''' || 2006 || [[CSR Saga]] || [[ASE]] and [[CSR]] || {{No Contest}} || {{Thread|1057}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2008''' ||2008||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Death War]]''' || 2008 12/08 || [[CSR Saga]] || Natalya and [[Assyrian]] Space Force || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|1373}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2009''' ||2009||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Jungle Rampage]]''' || 2009 01/19 || [[CSR Saga]] || [[Assyrian]] Armoured Division|| {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|1641}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[A Tale of One City]]''' || 2009 05/03 || N/A || Greenwiches || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|2280}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Death Battle]]''' || 2009 05/24 || [[CSR Saga]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|2411}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Blood Day]]''' || 2009 06/15 || N/A || [[Civilian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|2614}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Postapocalisious]]''' || 2009 09/30 || N/A || [[Survivor]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|3407}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Battle of Death]]''' || 2009 11/23 || N/A || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|3679}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Zombie (Zulu) Dawn]]''' || 2009 12/07 || N/A || Natalya and [[Assyrian]]s || {{Complicated Victory}} || {{Thread|3733}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Planet Bob]]''' || 2009 12/21 || N/A || Assyrians || {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|3849}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2010''' ||2010||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[The Peach Massacre of G.R. 2010]]''' || 2010 06/29 || [[Assyrian Peach Exterminations]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|4964}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[The Peach Massacre of G.R. 2010 -- ROUND TWO: FIGHT]]''' || 2010 11/08 || [[Assyrian Peach Exterminations]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|5823}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2011''' ||2011||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Krysto]]''' || 2011 01/09 || [[Quest of Piltogg]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|6205}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[BrikWar]]''' || 2011 05/01 || N/A || [[Akkadia|Akkadians]] || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|7048}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Destruction at the Church]]''' || 2011 08/11 || N/A || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Unresolved}} || {{Thread|7727}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Mission No. X]]''' || 2011 12/11 || [[Prussian-Monarchial Conflict]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|8725}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Killing Time]]''' || 2011 11/25 || [[Prussian-Monarchial Conflict]] || [[Assyrian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|9281}}<br />
|-<br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Battle for the Head Separator]]''' || 2011 05/20 || [[Quest of Piltogg]] || Natalya and [[Assyrian]]s || {{Complicated Victory}} || {{Thread|7160}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2012''' ||2012||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012]]''' || 2012 07/10 || [[Assyrian Peach Exterminations]] || [[ASE]] and [[CSR]] || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|9783}}<br />
<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2013''' ||2013||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[Return Of Vehicular Brik Slaughter]]''' || 2013 01/04 || N/A || Grand Expedition || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|10551}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[A Collision of Interests, Also Planets]]''' || 2013 01/14 || N/A || [[Civilian]]s || {{Defeat}} || {{Thread|10598}}<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[BrikwaRPG3]]''' || 2013 07/12 || N/A || Assyrians || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|11190}}<br />
|<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#eee" <br />
| style="font-size:12px; padding:0px 15px; text-align: left; color:#666" | '''2014''' ||2013||ώ||ώ||ώ||ώ<br />
|- <br />
| style="text-align: left" | '''[[I'm On a Boat 2014]]''' || 2014 10/01 || N/A || [[Canadia Star Legion]] || {{Victory}} || {{Thread|13023}}<br />
|}</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Quest_of_Piltogg&diff=15306Quest of Piltogg2017-03-05T06:17:30Z<p>Natalya: /* Artifakt VI: The Head Separator */</p>
<hr />
<div>== Piltogg's Quest ==<br />
{{Thread|5690}} <br />
{{Sidebar|[[file:daragothiin.jpg|300px|Piltogg infiltrates the Daragothiin Military Base]]<br />
<br />
Piltogg infiltrates the Daragothiin Military Base}}<br />
In late [[BR 2,010]], [[Piltogg]], the mighty Paladin of Purity, began a quest that would forever change the [[BrikVerse]]. Capitalizing on the events of [[The Immortal War]] to keep other [[Factions and Forces|star nations]] distracted, Piltogg set off to collect all nine of the [[The Nine Artifax of Pre-Creation|Artifax of Pre-Creation]].<br />
<br />
What was his purpose for doing this? This was a question no one could really answer, but all sat and wondered, "What would happen if all nine Artifax were assembled together?"<br />
<br />
<br />
== Artifakt I: The Sword of Inhuman Strength ==<br />
<br />
Piltogg already had one Artifakt, [[The Nine Artifax of Pre-Creation|The Sword of Inhuman Strength]], which he had taken from the hands of [[Nega-BlokTrix]] during the [[POOP Invasion]]. Inspired (and some would say, corrupted) by the Inhuman power it granted, Piltogg left his beloved [[Akkadian Empire of Ultra-Badassery|Akkadia]] in the worthy hands of Kaiser Mangrave, to do the day-to-day work of ordinary battle while Piltogg embarked on his quest for the [[Bestiary|SuperNatural]].<br />
<br />
And so the quest began, and with it, a whole new kind of war. But first, Piltogg would need to wrap up matters in the [[Artogat Sector]], so he unloaded himself directly in front of the largest military base on this side of the galaxy, which was known only as Daragothiin. Nominally, this was to ensure the safety of Akkadia in his absence, but in fact it was mostly just so he could test out the absurdly powerful powers he already possessed.<br />
<br />
== Artifakt II: The Oktopustika ==<br />
{{Post|134971}}<br />
<br />
Shaun "[[Soulless]]" Sullivan and his Neo-[[BleyWatch]] guards had holed themselves up in the [[Rainbow]] mines of [[Carapithia IX]]. Under the eternal guard of [[Deadly SpaceMan|Deadly Spacemen]] to ensure interplanetary mining rights, the mines lead forever downward to an underground ocean where creatures of evil swarm. The DSM were a deadly foe indeed, as they possessed a weapon from GodKiller Tech, a subsidiary of the Church of the [[Great Builder]]. This weapon was powerful enough to take down even Gods, so Piltogg would not be much of a problem for it; however, it only had one shot.<br />
<br />
Because of this, Akkadian general [[Feasible Combat Units|infantry]] were sent in for a preemptive strike to take out the GodKiller Tech weapon, in order to ensure the continued existence of their master. However, Shaun was ready for them, waving around the [[Oktopustika]] as fast as he could to produce a great horde of evil.<br />
<br />
== Piltogg Encounters some Noobs ==<br />
{{Post|135944}}<br />
<br />
On his way to the planet [[Medivo]], Piltogg was accosted by two Noob [[Creature Evolution|Hero]]es: [[Brikhed]] and [[The Man in the Top Hat]]. Fearful of what might happen if too many Artifax were gathered together, the two attempted an ambush, but were ambushed in turn by the [[Dread Pirate Two-By-Two]] armed with the [[The Nine Artifax of Pre-Creation|Hook of Melting]].<br />
<br />
== Artifakt III: The Hammer of Discipline ==<br />
{{Post|137552}}<br />
<br />
Having given the matter some thought, Piltogg realized that there was a major drawback to the [[The Nine Artifax of Pre-Creation|Hammer of Discipline]]: it could only remove one squad at a time. So, with enough support, Piltogg could overpower its bearer, the [[Almighty Benny]].<br />
<br />
After locating Benny, he acquired the help of the [[VladTron Empire]] by climbing to the top of absurdly tall tower and giving an inspiring speech.<br />
<br />
It was in the confrontation with Benny that Piltogg experienced his first taste of defeat. Even in his near-invincible state, Piltogg was easily removed by a single strike of the Hammer. However, this was enough to give his allies [[Ross Varn]], [[Lord Von Krus]], [[Moronstudios]], and [[Cpl. Halan]] the opening they needed to press the attack and attempt a rescue.<br />
<br />
== Blitzen's Pre-Emptive Strike on Akkadia ==<br />
{{Post|144381}}<br />
<br />
The battle between Piltogg and [[Blitzen]] had waged for centuries (some say even since early [[BR 2,006]]) over whether it was necessary to use correct spelling at all times or not. However, this battle was much more interesting than all of those other battles, because in THIS battle Piltogg was given a chance to test out some of his new equipment: the [[Personal Teleporter]] and the [[Nachtmare Blade]], both of which were practically the technological equivalents of minor artifacts themselves, developed during the battle of "Hope's Last Stand" {{Thread|5220}}. <br />
<br />
Using their technology to the fullest extent possible, the Akkadians proved once and for all that it's not the size of the boat, it's how you rock the ship, destroying the [[Grammar Inquisition]] fleet and causing Blitzen to flee.<br />
<br />
== Artifax IV & V: The Stupendous Featinator and the Original OTC ==<br />
{{Thread|6205}}<br />
<br />
Blitzen eventually landed on [[Krysto]], where she hoped her Heroic powers and her artifakt, the [[The Nine Artifax of Pre-Creation|Stupendous Featinator]], would be of greater use in defending the world from the horrible spelling that is Piltogg. [[Koincidence|Koincidentally]], Piltogg was already in the middle of leading an Akkadian invasion of the planet, in a bid to capture the fifth Artifakt: the [[Original OTC]], defended by the [[Iceworld]] warrior [[IVhorseman]].<br />
<br />
In a drawn out battle, Piltogg and friends did battle with the [[Settanians]], Krystoans, [[Assyrians]], and the remnants of the Grammar Inquisition in the Iceworld capital. New tech-artifacts were tested out on both sides. The Assyrians got their hands on a [[Matter Creation Gun]] and the Akkadians found use of a [[Matter Destruction Gun]]. Where they got these guns is a mystery. In any case, after much fighting, fire and bloodshed, a series of somewhat anti-climatic battles decided that Piltogg defeated both IVhorseman and Blitzen and managed to capture both of their artifacts. <br />
<br />
== Artifakt VI: The Head Separator ==<br />
<br />
Not to be outdone by Warhead's ZZD or Piltogg's [[Krysto]] battle, [[Natalya]] had to host a massive BrikWar as part of the QoP Saga.<br />
<br />
Natalya was in possession of the Head Separator, and she had given it to a secret military installation deep within Assyrian space for safe keeping. Therefore Piltogg needed to maneuver the Akkadian fleet past the mighty Assyrian Space Force in order to attack the planet. He also needed some extra weapons for the ground invasion, so his men attacked an [[Alltimate]] warehouse in the [[CSR]] and stole six of their advanced hardsuits. Then he had part of the Akkadian fleet along with some allies attack an Assyrian space station to draw the Assyrian fleet away from the planet with the Head Separator as a diversion.<br />
<br />
With the fleet lured away, Piltogg was able to assemble a strike team that landed on the planet. A combination of Akkadians, Space Ninjas, MAOX, Immortals, and Inquistadores landed on the surface and attacked the edge of the city where the Head Separator was located. They came up against a massive defensive wall and pill boxes with tanks and a veritable legion of ASE forces behind it. But Piltogg was undaunted. He cut through the wall and led his men inside the complex as the rest of the landing party fought against the defenders on the wall. When he got to the main building the guardian of the Head Separator came outside and traded it with him for his weapon, then allowed him to leave. Mission accomplished.<br />
<br />
Prelude: {{Thread|7160}}<br />
<br />
Part I: {{Thread|7771}}<br />
<br />
Part II: {{Thread|8459}}<br />
<br />
Part III: {{Thread|9367}}<br />
<br />
== Artifakt VII: The Skully Grail ==<br />
''(pending)''<br />
<br />
== Artifakt VIII: The Almighty BanHammer ==<br />
''(pending)''<br />
<br />
== Artifact IX: The Hook of Melting ==<br />
The Dread Pirate Two-by-Two has pledged to simply hand the final Artifakt to Piltogg if he can gather all eight of the other Artifax - presumably because he is curious, or has some kind of ulterior motive.<br />
<br />
==Appearances==<br />
<br />
{{EventsHead}}<br />
{{EventsYear|2010}}<br />
{{Event<br />
|name=[[Piltogg vs the Settanian and Beradan Forces]]<br />
|host=[[Piltogg]]<br />
|story=[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
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|end=2010 10/22<br />
|victor=[[Piltogg]]<br />
|link={{Post|133122|The Quest of Piltogg}}<br />
}}<br />
{{Event<br />
|name=[[QoP: The Oktopustika]]<br />
|host=[[Piltogg]]<br />
|story=[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
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|link={{Post|134971|The Quest of Piltogg}}<br />
}}<br />
{{Event<br />
|name=[[QoP: Piltogg Encounters some Noobs]]<br />
|host=[[Piltogg]]<br />
|story=[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
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|end=2010 11/11<br />
|victor=[[Piltogg]]<br />
|link={{Post|135944|The Quest of Piltogg}}<br />
}}<br />
{{Event<br />
|name=[[QoP: The Hammer of Discipline]]<br />
|host=[[Piltogg]]<br />
|story=[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
|start=2010 11/24<br />
|end=2010 11/24<br />
|victor=[[Lord Von Krus]]<br />
|link={{Post|137552|The Quest of Piltogg}}<br />
}}<br />
{{EventsYear|2011}}<br />
{{Event<br />
|name=[[QoP: Blitzen's Pre-Emptive Strike]]<br />
|host=[[Piltogg]]<br />
|story=[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
|start=2011 01/05<br />
|end=2011 01/05<br />
|victor=[[Akkadian Empire]] ([[Piltogg]])<br />
|link={{Post|144381|The Quest of Piltogg}}<br />
}}<br />
{{Event<br />
|name=[[Krysto]]<br />
|host=[[Piltogg]]<br />
|story=[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
|start=2011 01/10<br />
|end=2011 06/12<br />
|victor=[[Akkadian Empire]] ([[Piltogg]])<br />
|link={{Thread|6205|Krysto}}<br />
}}<br />
{{EventsYear|2012}}<br />
{{Event<br />
|name=[[QoP: Head Separator]]<br />
|host=[[Natalya]]<br />
|story=[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
|start=2012 04/08<br />
|end=2012 11/0<br />
|victor=[[Akkadian Empire]] ([[Piltogg]])<br />
|link={{Thread|9367|QoP: Head Separator Part III}}<br />
}}<br />
{{Event<br />
|name=[[Path to the Grail]]<br />
|host=[[Stubby]]<br />
|story=[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
|start=2012 12/23<br />
|end=2013 01/07<br />
|victor=<br />
|link={{Thread|10505|Path to the Grail}}<br />
}}<br />
{{EventsFoot}}<br />
[[Category:Story Arcs]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Quest_of_Piltogg&diff=14346Quest of Piltogg2016-07-26T07:14:36Z<p>Natalya: </p>
<hr />
<div>== Piltogg's Quest ==<br />
{{Thread|5690}} <br />
{{Sidebar|[[file:daragothiin.jpg|300px|Piltogg infiltrates the Daragothiin Military Base]]<br />
<br />
Piltogg infiltrates the Daragothiin Military Base}}<br />
In late [[BR 2,010]], [[Piltogg]], the mighty Paladin of Purity, began a quest that would forever change the [[BrikVerse]]. Capitalizing on the events of [[The Immortal War]] to keep other [[Factions and Forces|star nations]] distracted, Piltogg set off to collect all nine of the [[The Nine Artifax of Pre-Creation|Artifax of Pre-Creation]].<br />
<br />
What was his purpose for doing this? This was a question no one could really answer, but all sat and wondered, "What would happen if all nine Artifax were assembled together?"<br />
<br />
<br />
== Artifakt I: The Sword of Inhuman Strength ==<br />
<br />
Piltogg already had one Artifakt, [[The Nine Artifax of Pre-Creation|The Sword of Inhuman Strength]], which he had taken from the hands of [[Nega-BlokTrix]] during the [[POOP Invasion]]. Inspired (and some would say, corrupted) by the Inhuman power it granted, Piltogg left his beloved [[Akkadian Empire of Ultra-Badassery|Akkadia]] in the worthy hands of Kaiser Mangrave, to do the day-to-day work of ordinary battle while Piltogg embarked on his quest for the [[Bestiary|SuperNatural]].<br />
<br />
And so the quest began, and with it, a whole new kind of war. But first, Piltogg would need to wrap up matters in the [[Artogat Sector]], so he unloaded himself directly in front of the largest military base on this side of the galaxy, which was known only as Daragothiin. Nominally, this was to ensure the safety of Akkadia in his absence, but in fact it was mostly just so he could test out the absurdly powerful powers he already possessed.<br />
<br />
== Artifakt II: The Oktopustika ==<br />
{{Post|134971}}<br />
<br />
Shaun "[[Soulless]]" Sullivan and his Neo-[[BleyWatch]] guards had holed themselves up in the [[Rainbow]] mines of [[Carapithia IX]]. Under the eternal guard of [[Deadly SpaceMan|Deadly Spacemen]] to ensure interplanetary mining rights, the mines lead forever downward to an underground ocean where creatures of evil swarm. The DSM were a deadly foe indeed, as they possessed a weapon from GodKiller Tech, a subsidiary of the Church of the [[Great Builder]]. This weapon was powerful enough to take down even Gods, so Piltogg would not be much of a problem for it; however, it only had one shot.<br />
<br />
Because of this, Akkadian general [[Feasible Combat Units|infantry]] were sent in for a preemptive strike to take out the GodKiller Tech weapon, in order to ensure the continued existence of their master. However, Shaun was ready for them, waving around the [[Oktopustika]] as fast as he could to produce a great horde of evil.<br />
<br />
== Piltogg Encounters some Noobs ==<br />
{{Post|135944}}<br />
<br />
On his way to the planet [[Medivo]], Piltogg was accosted by two Noob [[Creature Evolution|Hero]]es: [[Brikhed]] and [[The Man in the Top Hat]]. Fearful of what might happen if too many Artifax were gathered together, the two attempted an ambush, but were ambushed in turn by the [[Dread Pirate Two-By-Two]] armed with the [[The Nine Artifax of Pre-Creation|Hook of Melting]].<br />
<br />
== Artifakt III: The Hammer of Discipline ==<br />
{{Post|137552}}<br />
<br />
Having given the matter some thought, Piltogg realized that there was a major drawback to the [[The Nine Artifax of Pre-Creation|Hammer of Discipline]]: it could only remove one squad at a time. So, with enough support, Piltogg could overpower its bearer, the [[Almighty Benny]].<br />
<br />
After locating Benny, he acquired the help of the [[VladTron Empire]] by climbing to the top of absurdly tall tower and giving an inspiring speech.<br />
<br />
It was in the confrontation with Benny that Piltogg experienced his first taste of defeat. Even in his near-invincible state, Piltogg was easily removed by a single strike of the Hammer. However, this was enough to give his allies [[Ross Varn]], [[Lord Von Krus]], [[Moronstudios]], and [[Cpl. Halan]] the opening they needed to press the attack and attempt a rescue.<br />
<br />
== Blitzen's Pre-Emptive Strike on Akkadia ==<br />
{{Post|144381}}<br />
<br />
The battle between Piltogg and [[Blitzen]] had waged for centuries (some say even since early [[BR 2,006]]) over whether it was necessary to use correct spelling at all times or not. However, this battle was much more interesting than all of those other battles, because in THIS battle Piltogg was given a chance to test out some of his new equipment: the [[Personal Teleporter]] and the [[Nachtmare Blade]], both of which were practically the technological equivalents of minor artifacts themselves, developed during the battle of "Hope's Last Stand" {{Thread|5220}}. <br />
<br />
Using their technology to the fullest extent possible, the Akkadians proved once and for all that it's not the size of the boat, it's how you rock the ship, destroying the [[Grammar Inquisition]] fleet and causing Blitzen to flee.<br />
<br />
== Artifax IV & V: The Stupendous Featinator and the Original OTC ==<br />
{{Thread|6205}}<br />
<br />
Blitzen eventually landed on [[Krysto]], where she hoped her Heroic powers and her artifakt, the [[The Nine Artifax of Pre-Creation|Stupendous Featinator]], would be of greater use in defending the world from the horrible spelling that is Piltogg. [[Koincidence|Koincidentally]], Piltogg was already in the middle of leading an Akkadian invasion of the planet, in a bid to capture the fifth Artifakt: the [[Original OTC]], defended by the [[Iceworld]] warrior [[IVhorseman]].<br />
<br />
In a drawn out battle, Piltogg and friends did battle with the [[Settanians]], Krystoans, [[Assyrians]], and the remnants of the Grammar Inquisition in the Iceworld capital. New tech-artifacts were tested out on both sides. The Assyrians got their hands on a [[Matter Creation Gun]] and the Akkadians found use of a [[Matter Destruction Gun]]. Where they got these guns is a mystery. In any case, after much fighting, fire and bloodshed, a series of somewhat anti-climatic battles decided that Piltogg defeated both IVhorseman and Blitzen and managed to capture both of their artifacts. <br />
<br />
== Artifakt VI: The Head Separator ==<br />
<br />
Not to be outdone by Warhead's ZZD or Piltogg's [[Krysto]] battle, Natalya had to host a massive BrikWar as part of the QoP Saga.<br />
<br />
Natalya was in possession of the Head Separator, and she had given it to a secret military installation deep within Assyrian space for safe keeping. Therefore Piltogg needed to maneuver the Akkadian fleet past the mighty Assyrian Space Force in order to attack the planet. He also needed some extra weapons for the ground invasion, so his men attacked an [[Alltimate]] warehouse in the [[CSR]] and stole six of their advanced hardsuits. Then he had part of the Akkadian fleet along with some allies attack an Assyrian space station to draw the Assyrian fleet away from the planet with the Head Separator as a diversion.<br />
<br />
With the fleet lured away, Piltogg was able to assemble a strike team that landed on the planet. A combination of Akkadians, Space Ninjas, MAOX, Immortals, and Inquistadores landed on the surface and attacked the edge of the city where the Head Separator was located. They came up against a massive defensive wall and pill boxes with tanks and a veritable legion of ASE forces behind it. But Piltogg was undaunted. He cut through the wall and led his men inside the complex as the rest of the landing party fought against the defenders on the wall. When he got to the main building the guardian of the Head Separator came outside and traded it with him for his weapon, then allowed him to leave. Mission accomplished.<br />
<br />
Prelude: {{Thread|7160}}<br />
<br />
Part I: {{Thread|7771}}<br />
<br />
Part II: {{Thread|8459}}<br />
<br />
Part III: {{Thread|9367}}<br />
<br />
== Artifakt VII: The Skully Grail ==<br />
''(pending)''<br />
<br />
== Artifakt VIII: The Almighty BanHammer ==<br />
''(pending)''<br />
<br />
== Artifact IX: The Hook of Melting ==<br />
The Dread Pirate Two-by-Two has pledged to simply hand the final Artifakt to Piltogg if he can gather all eight of the other Artifax - presumably because he is curious, or has some kind of ulterior motive.<br />
<br />
==Appearances==<br />
<br />
{{EventsHead}}<br />
{{EventsYear|2010}}<br />
{{Event<br />
|name=[[Piltogg vs the Settanian and Beradan Forces]]<br />
|host=[[Piltogg]]<br />
|story=[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
|start=2010 10/20<br />
|end=2010 10/22<br />
|victor=[[Piltogg]]<br />
|link={{Post|133122|The Quest of Piltogg}}<br />
}}<br />
{{Event<br />
|name=[[QoP: The Oktopustika]]<br />
|host=[[Piltogg]]<br />
|story=[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
|start=2010 11/05<br />
|end=2010 11/05<br />
|victor=[[Akkadian Empire]] ([[Piltogg]])<br />
|link={{Post|134971|The Quest of Piltogg}}<br />
}}<br />
{{Event<br />
|name=[[QoP: Piltogg Encounters some Noobs]]<br />
|host=[[Piltogg]]<br />
|story=[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
|start=2010 11/11<br />
|end=2010 11/11<br />
|victor=[[Piltogg]]<br />
|link={{Post|135944|The Quest of Piltogg}}<br />
}}<br />
{{Event<br />
|name=[[QoP: The Hammer of Discipline]]<br />
|host=[[Piltogg]]<br />
|story=[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
|start=2010 11/24<br />
|end=2010 11/24<br />
|victor=[[Lord Von Krus]]<br />
|link={{Post|137552|The Quest of Piltogg}}<br />
}}<br />
{{EventsYear|2011}}<br />
{{Event<br />
|name=[[QoP: Blitzen's Pre-Emptive Strike]]<br />
|host=[[Piltogg]]<br />
|story=[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
|start=2011 01/05<br />
|end=2011 01/05<br />
|victor=[[Akkadian Empire]] ([[Piltogg]])<br />
|link={{Post|144381|The Quest of Piltogg}}<br />
}}<br />
{{Event<br />
|name=[[Krysto]]<br />
|host=[[Piltogg]]<br />
|story=[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
|start=2011 01/10<br />
|end=2011 06/12<br />
|victor=[[Akkadian Empire]] ([[Piltogg]])<br />
|link={{Thread|6205|Krysto}}<br />
}}<br />
{{EventsYear|2012}}<br />
{{Event<br />
|name=[[QoP: Head Separator]]<br />
|host=[[Natalya]]<br />
|story=[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
|start=2012 04/08<br />
|end=2012 11/0<br />
|victor=[[Akkadian Empire]] ([[Piltogg]])<br />
|link={{Thread|9367|QoP: Head Separator Part III}}<br />
}}<br />
{{Event<br />
|name=[[Path to the Grail]]<br />
|host=[[Stubby]]<br />
|story=[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
|start=2012 12/23<br />
|end=2013 01/07<br />
|victor=<br />
|link={{Thread|10505|Path to the Grail}}<br />
}}<br />
{{EventsFoot}}<br />
[[Category:Story Arcs]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=BR_2,014&diff=13865BR 2,0142016-02-15T08:18:42Z<p>Natalya: </p>
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|2014 was a pretty good year actually, yeah<br />
|Silverdream (Feb 2016)<br />
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== Significant Events ==<br />
<br />
*[[Shadowscythe's Shitty Tit Farts Happy New Year BR 2,014]]<br />
*[[Piltogg Purges Thunderdumb]]<br />
*Leg-ore becomes the #1 best selling brand of toys in the world! And there was much rejoicing.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Magic Soap Operas ==<br />
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! Played by !! Battle !! Description !! Thumbnail<br />
|- <br />
| '''[[Duerer]]''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=12601 Operacja: Puryfikacja] ||The Polish high command prepares their attack on the [[Bavarian]] homeworlds.|| {{Sidebar|[[File:Operacjapuryfikacja.png |250px]]}}<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000"<br />
| '''name''' || [link] ||description|| {{Sidebar|[[File:BlankBattlesAlt.png |250px|battle name]]}}<br />
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<br />
== Forum Battles ==<br />
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|- <br />
| '''[[Duerer]]''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=13071 Z Ogniem I Laserem] ||The [[Space Nazis]] attempt a raid on the Polish Planet Puczysk and are confronted with the local naval patrol.|| {{Sidebar|[[File:Ogienilaser.png |250px]]}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Silent-Sigfig]]''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=12349 Lazy Battle] ||The [[United Systems Alliance]] and [[45th Union]] assault a [[Trattorian]] glue factory.|| {{Sidebar|[[File:LazyBattle.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Silent-Sigfig]]''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=12455 Fall of Starport 73(Again)] ||The [[Immortal Alliance]] assaults a starport.|| {{Sidebar|[[File:starport73.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000"<br />
| '''name''' || [link] ||description|| {{Sidebar|[[File:BlankBattlesAlt.png |250px|battle name]]}}<br />
|}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=12220| The Five: Act 2, You can't Escape the Miles] by [[Scratch]]<br />
<br />
[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=12383| Ambushed In The Foothills] by [[Coriolanus]]<br />
<br />
[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=12349| Lazy Battle] by [[Silent_Sigfig]]<br />
<br />
[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=12344| The Trouble with Shoville] by [[Silverdream]]<br />
<br />
[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=12316| Falx Invasion, Act 5: Retaliation] by [[Zahru]]<br />
<br />
[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=12343| A Lovely Picnic] by Silverdream<br />
<br />
[[For Great Justice, Part I: Tower of Justice]] by [[Quantumsurfer]]<br />
<br />
== Reports from the Field ==<br />
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| '''name''' || [link] ||description|| {{Sidebar|[[File:BlankBattlesAlt.png |250px|battle name]]}}<br />
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| '''name''' || [link] ||description|| {{Sidebar|[[File:BlankBattlesAlt.png |250px|battle name]]}}<br />
|}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
Superbowl CVIII Stealers vs Vikings http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=11885 Alex<br />
<br />
Bad Memories http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=11073 Bricksyd<br />
<br />
2nd san juan pig war http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=11923 Coriolanus<br />
<br />
A long procrastinated BR http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=11732 Moronstudios<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{BR|previous=[[BR 2,013]]|next=[[BR 2,015]]}}</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Galaxia_Nehellenium&diff=13068Galaxia Nehellenium2015-09-23T14:48:15Z<p>Natalya: /* Major Conflicts in History */</p>
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<div>'''PAGE UNDER CONSTRUCTION'''<br />
{{Location|name=Galaxia Nehellenium|image=12584275343_993aff85e4_o.png|type=Galaxy|position=BrikVerse|size=Collossal|resources=Any Known|controller=Various [[Factions and Forces]]|inhabitants=[[Bestiary|Gamut]]|keylocations=[[Locations|Several]]}}<br />
Galaxia Nehellenium, or the Nehellenium Galaxy (many cultures alternatively use a corrupted form "Nehellium"), is the most active galaxy in the [[BrikWars Universe|BrikVerse]] with several major [[Factions and Forces|Star Empires]] vying for power and domination. Historically, it has been the backdrop for several important conflicts in the BrikWars narrative and it looks as though that will continue to be the case for several [[Rekonstruktion]]s to come, provided the universe doesn't recycle the whole place. Much of the BrikVerse's [[politiks]] take place here as well, massive alliances rising and falling with all the power and surety of tidal waves. Many of the [[Far-Ums]]' cameras are pointed in this direction at all times, eager to capture the footage of baddassery, never ending war, and endless drama.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Inhabitants ==<br />
<br />
The galaxy is home to a great many combatants. Many more are just passing through. Regardless of transient status, almost everyone has eyes on the place. If there is a center to the universe, this is it. The decisions and actions made here have reverberations that can be felt throughout the BrikVerse. The following describe several of the major players in the galaxy:<br />
<br />
<br />
== Major Conflicts in History ==<br />
<br />
The conflicts presented here helped to shape the current incarnation of the Nehellenium Galaxy:<br />
<br />
*[[CSR Saga]]<br />
*[[Prussian-Monarchial Conflict]]<br />
*[[Assyrian Peach Exterminations]]<br />
*[[Allied Nations - Third Alliance War]]<br />
*[[The Immortal War]]<br />
<br />
== Current Conflicts in the Galaxy ==<br />
<br />
These conflicts rage to determine the fate of the universe:<br />
<br />
*[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
<br />
== Famous Characters and Locations ==<br />
<br />
With the Far-Ums networks so intently focused on the conflicts within Galaxia Nehellenium, several key characters and battle sites have become quite famous among Far-Ums viewers. [[Far-Ums|Farcasters]] will often sacrifice their own mothers to [[Warhead]]'s tender mercies just for the chance to capture one in action on film as ratings always spike when crowd favorites are featured. Listed below are a few of the more popular characters and sites throughout history to the present day:<br />
<br />
Though the BrikVerse is in constant flux, [[Inhabitants of the Universe|Legendary BrikWarrior]] [[Tuefish]] did somehow manage to capture a [http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs50/f/2009/290/c/8/Galixia_Nehellenium_map_by_Tuefish.png tactical snapshot of the Galaxia Nehellenium], circa [[R. 2,009]]. This is one of only a handful of [[Grand Location Unification Theory|BrikVerse Maps]] in existence.<br />
<br />
In G.R. 2014, colette managed to repeat this feat and once again map the brikverse:<br />
<br />
[[File:NehelliumTradeRoutes.jpg]]<br />
<br />
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[[Category:Locations]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Galaxia_Nehellenium&diff=13067Galaxia Nehellenium2015-09-23T14:48:05Z<p>Natalya: /* Current Conflicts in the Galaxy */</p>
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{{Location|name=Galaxia Nehellenium|image=12584275343_993aff85e4_o.png|type=Galaxy|position=BrikVerse|size=Collossal|resources=Any Known|controller=Various [[Factions and Forces]]|inhabitants=[[Bestiary|Gamut]]|keylocations=[[Locations|Several]]}}<br />
Galaxia Nehellenium, or the Nehellenium Galaxy (many cultures alternatively use a corrupted form "Nehellium"), is the most active galaxy in the [[BrikWars Universe|BrikVerse]] with several major [[Factions and Forces|Star Empires]] vying for power and domination. Historically, it has been the backdrop for several important conflicts in the BrikWars narrative and it looks as though that will continue to be the case for several [[Rekonstruktion]]s to come, provided the universe doesn't recycle the whole place. Much of the BrikVerse's [[politiks]] take place here as well, massive alliances rising and falling with all the power and surety of tidal waves. Many of the [[Far-Ums]]' cameras are pointed in this direction at all times, eager to capture the footage of baddassery, never ending war, and endless drama.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Inhabitants ==<br />
<br />
The galaxy is home to a great many combatants. Many more are just passing through. Regardless of transient status, almost everyone has eyes on the place. If there is a center to the universe, this is it. The decisions and actions made here have reverberations that can be felt throughout the BrikVerse. The following describe several of the major players in the galaxy:<br />
<br />
<br />
== Major Conflicts in History ==<br />
<br />
The conflicts presented here helped to shape the current incarnation of the Nehellenium Galaxy:<br />
<br />
*[[CSR Saga]]<br />
*[[Prussian-Monarchial Conflict]]<br />
*[[Assyrian Peach Exterminations]]<br />
*[[Allied Nations - Third Alliance War]]<br />
<br />
== Current Conflicts in the Galaxy ==<br />
<br />
These conflicts rage to determine the fate of the universe:<br />
<br />
*[[Quest of Piltogg]]<br />
<br />
== Famous Characters and Locations ==<br />
<br />
With the Far-Ums networks so intently focused on the conflicts within Galaxia Nehellenium, several key characters and battle sites have become quite famous among Far-Ums viewers. [[Far-Ums|Farcasters]] will often sacrifice their own mothers to [[Warhead]]'s tender mercies just for the chance to capture one in action on film as ratings always spike when crowd favorites are featured. Listed below are a few of the more popular characters and sites throughout history to the present day:<br />
<br />
Though the BrikVerse is in constant flux, [[Inhabitants of the Universe|Legendary BrikWarrior]] [[Tuefish]] did somehow manage to capture a [http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs50/f/2009/290/c/8/Galixia_Nehellenium_map_by_Tuefish.png tactical snapshot of the Galaxia Nehellenium], circa [[R. 2,009]]. This is one of only a handful of [[Grand Location Unification Theory|BrikVerse Maps]] in existence.<br />
<br />
In G.R. 2014, colette managed to repeat this feat and once again map the brikverse:<br />
<br />
[[File:NehelliumTradeRoutes.jpg]]<br />
<br />
<br />
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[[Category:Locations]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Google&diff=12844Google2015-07-19T21:44:15Z<p>Natalya: Redirected page to Glegoo</p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[Glegoo]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Google&diff=12843Google2015-07-19T21:44:07Z<p>Natalya: Created page with "#REDIRECT [Glegoo]"</p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [Glegoo]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Glegoo&diff=12842Glegoo2015-07-19T21:43:51Z<p>Natalya: Created page with "giant company"</p>
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<div>giant company</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=BR_2,008&diff=12840BR 2,0082015-07-17T02:03:39Z<p>Natalya: /* Forum Battles */</p>
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<div><br />
== '''Major Events''' ==<br />
*Admiral Ross appears under the guise "Ammoman."<br />
<br />
*Concept of "Forum Battles" is introduced.<br />
<br />
*Community Built army "[http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=297189 FjordHammer]" is introduced; paving the way for many more [[Metal]] related Brikwars.<br />
**[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=41 The Thead]<br />
<br />
== '''Forum Battles''' ==<br />
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|- <br />
| '''Pesogores''' || [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1933 Superproject Codename Persogoras] || The first forum battle, it sparked a fire that has yet to die. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Superprojectpesgoras.jpg |250px|Superprojct codename Persogoras]]}}<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000" <br />
| '''Natalya''' || [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1373 Death War Project] || the battle sets the [[Assyrian]] Star Empire (pesgores and Natalya), the [[Czech Republic]] (Moronstudios and AmmoMan), the Space Ninjas (Theblackdog), the [[Space Pirates]] (Rody), and the [[Gludavian Raiders]] (Niflheim) in deadly combat from clashing ground forces up to the mighty Assyrian space cruiser on the desert world of [[Perseid IV]]. Although they sustained heavy losses, the Czechs and their allies managed to force the Assyrians to withdraw, and achieved a decisive victory over the Empire. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Deathwarproject.jpg |250px| Death War Project]]}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Theblackdog''' || [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1455 TBD Project] || The armies of Santa's little helpers, the black hat men, the minifig liberation army, and the urban combat division fight to the last man; each with a spaceship and several vehicles to play with. The setting is a desolate rainbow town in which countless atrocities must have occurred. The battle ends in a victory for the minifig liberation army. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Tbd project turn 3 003.jpg |250px|Tbd Project]]}}<br />
|}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== '''Reports From The Field''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
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|- <br />
| '''Natalya''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3679 Battle of Death] || In a futuristic city of death; there is only war. A coalition of Chzeck republican and Space Pirate forces attempt to defeat the mighty Assyrian empire from within a moon base infested area. The battle ends in Assyrian victory. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Battle of death.jpg |250px|Battle of Death]]}}<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000"<br />
| '''The Lizardman''' || [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=127 Space troopers vs imperials vs knights] || "Oh god!!!! It's Evan!!!!!!! A dimmy named Evan, with the most ugliest face ever ran out onto the streets and looked over the battle grounds. Another minifg looked at his face and was instantly killed. " || {{Sidebar|[[File:Spacetroopsvspirateslizardman.jpg |250px|space troopers vs imperials vs knights]]}}<br />
|- <br />
| '''Leggo Eggo''' || [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=142 Viking Massacre] || Two predominantly Viking armies fight each other, presumable in a struggle for dominance in the local area. One army; comprised of predominantly blue colored Vikings comes out on top. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Viking massacre.jpg |250px|viking massacre]]}}<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000"<br />
| '''Captain Noumouth''' || [http://captainnomouth.webs.com/1stbattleforemeraldbase.htm First Battle for Emerald Base] || The green sabre brigade lead by Captain Noumouth stands guard defending their emerald fortress from a ragtag group of star-troopers with a significant amount of firepower. The battle goes on as expected for some amount of time when suddenly ...When suddenly GRIMTHAULD THE DESTROYER appears!! He goes about destroying the ramparts of the castle until the base is destroyed and everyone is dead. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Firstbattleforemeraldbase.jpg |250px|the first battle for emerald base]]}}<br />
|- <br />
| '''NELUG''' || [http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=303504 Battlestationesque Alien Spaceship game] || Nelug members created a standard for cooperatively building modular spacestation rooms. A large collection of such rooms sits on a table and becomes invaded by several teams of explorers who must fight eachother to gain the resources nesecary to escape the labryinth. Meanwhile; Dangerous Aliens roam the halls through random dice rolled directions and must be avoided in order to increase the chances of survival! || {{Sidebar|[[File:Battlestationesque.jpg |250px|Battlestationesque alien spaceship game]]}}<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000"<br />
| '''CranEvil9''' || [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=250 Vikings vs Exopilots] || Totally fucking awesome. A Viking raiding party decides for some reason or another to raid a futuristic hangar full of absolutely beautiful mecha. The mecha pilots then rise up to defend their home and beautiful, beautiful mechs. Many people die in the battle; but eventually it gets late and everybody decides to go to bed. They learned a valuable lesson that day; killing people is awesome. but it doesn't really matter unless you manage to kill ALL the people. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Vikingsvsexopilots.jpg |250px|vikings vs exopilots]]}}<br />
|- <br />
| '''Pesgores''' || *[http://www.freewebs.com/pagrikyprod/legoandbrikwars.htm Lego Rebels Battle!!][http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=595 StormTroopers vs The Green golem][http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=721 Battle for the Riverside Base] || Deep in the ancient recesses of Portugal, the forces of [[Pesgores]] are battling away in a series of conflicts described only as [[Triangle]] Jobs. While the meaning of this phrase remains perpetually ambiguous, you can expect to see wildly malfunctioning rocket launchers, stormtroopers used as projectiles, and massive casualties from friendly fire. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Trianglejobsss.jpg |250px|triangle jobs]]}}<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000"<br />
| '''NELUG''' || [http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=325735 Weird War 2] || Let's just say that not all of the Germans were on the same side. The Axis troops had to move a couple of ancient artifacts from one side of the board to the train yard on the other side of the board. The Allied troops had to stop them. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Weirdwar2.jpg |250px|Weird War II]]}}<br />
|- <br />
| '''Red Clay Studios (KingofBrix)''' || [http://www.freewebs.com/red-clay-studios/armageddon.htm Red Clay Army] || Red Clay Studios’ debut battle breaks new ground in a number of important areas, while keeping true to the traditions of its classical predecessors. The Dimmy Army led by a Dimmy Mage has been witnessed before in the Battle for Nagateppo, but never used with such power and [[Dimmy]] precision, bringing about the Classik BrikWars Ending in perfectly executed form. This report also marks the first sighting of what will inevitably become BrikWars tradition – the use of [[peach]]-colored minifigs for menial slave labor and subsequent execution. It’s institutionalized racism at its finest! || {{Sidebar|[[File:Redclayarmy.jpg |250px|red clay army]]}}<br />
|-<br />
|- style="background-color:#eee; color:#000"<br />
| '''MoronStudios''' || [http://www.freewebs.com/moronstudios/almostagroarena.htm Almost Agro Arena] || the arena saw more intensive use of the Medik than any battle report to date, including a botched operation towards the end with impressive results. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Almostagroarena.jpg |250px|almost agro arena]]}}<br />
|- <br />
| '''Olanthor and Kidko''' || [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=115 Saturday Smash Off] || In which [[Olothontor]] and [[Kidko]] have found a novel use for the BrikWars forums – they organized a live feed for their Saturday battle, each posting photos and play-by-play commentary during their opponent’s turn, allowing the forum audience to watch the battle in progress and comment along the way. The battle itself is the usual chaotic explosion-packed romp. Although sadly lacking in the obligatory catclysmic world-destroying fireball at the end, the event bodes well for similar exhibitions in the future. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Olanthorandkidko.jpg |250px|Olanthor and Kidko]]}}<br />
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| '''Red Clay Studios''' || [http://www.freewebs.com/red-clay-studios/divisionbyzero.htm Division by zero] || "Both armies stare each other down, despite them not being in each other's field of vision. It's a mental stare down. Objectives... Well, Dan needs to kill the King Dragon, who can't be killed. Good luck with that. I need to find the Holy Grail and corrupt it with demonic magic in order to bring upon the world a plague that would eat away at all flesh, leaving a skeleton army for me to command."<br />
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| '''The Wizard''' || [http://www.freewebs.com/thewizardstower/urbanwarfare.htm Urban Warfare battle] || Two brothers duke it out with their brikwars armies in a semi-constructed urban setting. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Urbanwarfarebattle.jpg |250px|urban warfare]]}}<br />
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| '''The CrazyClone''' || [http://www.freewebs.com/the-crazy-clone/vikingsvsaliens.htm Vikings vs Aliens] || As with most games with titles that have v.s. in them; there's not really much to say about this battle. Vikings and "aliens" fought with each other and died on the fields of crazyclone's table. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Vikingsvsaliens.jpg |250px|vikings vs aliens]]}}<br />
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| '''Durandalski''' || [http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/7263 Sibling Rivalry: Battle of the Weird Lands] || Durandalski and his sister toss over a hundred troops at each other, in a semi-heated battle between the forces of Commander Roland of Morfair and Princess Liader of Brinstar. Each side rolled dice to determine their secret mission objective, and then sent their armies into a battle of cataclysmic… surrendering. Fortunately some of the surrendering units turned out to be faking it. Durandalski’s report includes the following passage, which is very satisfying: “We estimated that over half of each of our forces, that’s nearly 60 minifigs, were killed in an area about 1 and a half feet square. The bodies were piled up on each other, and the living had to be propped up on top of the dead. I also sniped my own medic, after he failed six revival attempts.”|| {{Sidebar|[[File:Siblingrivalry.jpg |250px|Battle of the weird lands]]}}<br />
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| '''BlueBright''' || [http://www.portablespacemuseum.com/brikwars/andrews-first-time/ Andrew's first time] || A battle between lord Valdek's shadow knights and the nesquick Bunny's tusken raiders ensues among friends and is fuelled by sugar highs and colorful captions. <br />
|| {{Sidebar|[[File:Andrew's firsttime.jpg|250px|Andrew's first time]]}}<br />
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| '''BlueBright''' || [http://www.portablespacemuseum.com/brikwars/battle-of-the-butts/ Battle of the Butts] || In a fairly novel idea; orange pieces are scattered around the map and used as "Construction points", which can be saved up and used to purchase whatever the players want to help them in game. The game itself involves a three-way war between Vikings, SW rebel soldiers, and a variety of woodland creatures. "I was fed up with my ewoks dying for no reason, so I spawned the vehicle “Exploding mobile research lab”. One of my ewoks got in, drove it up to Luke Skywalker (who has done jack all the entire game) and exploded…in his FACE. The following picture demonstrates the amount of death that resulted." || {{Sidebar|[[File:Battleofthebutts.jpg |250px|Battle of the Butts]]}}<br />
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| '''BlueBright''' || [http://www.portablespacemuseum.com/brikwars/battle-for-bananafish/ Battle for BananaFish] || My objective was to capture the starfish of power from the clutches of the evil galactic empire (commanded by the malevolent Andrew). The empire’s goal was to steal back the banana of power…wait, I’ve used that one…the banana of evil from my cold icy droid grip. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Bananafish.jpg |250px|Battle for Bananafish]]}}<br />
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| '''MNGG''' || [http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=304783 Megablox vs lego battle 1] || In a game to test out the rules of Brikwars; 13 year old [[piltogg]] and his [[mother| mom]] duke it out to discover who will win; megabloks or legos || {{Sidebar|[[File:Megavslego1.jpg |250px|Megablox vs lego battle 1]]}}<br />
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| '''MNGG''' || [http://www.freewebs.com/mngg/megablox%20batle.htm Megabloxvslego battle 2] || In a far mor eintensive campaign, the whole of MNGG; also all 13, participate in a battle where leg-ore forces assault the negalith - one of the most powerful and imposing structures of the negaverse. This genocide is in some way also to rescue lego forces which have been captured alive for conversion via nega-taint. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Mnggmegablocks2.jpg|250px|megablox vs lego 2]]}}<br />
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| '''MNGG''' || [http://www.freewebs.com/mngg/Space%20race.htm Space Race] || In a pick-up battle between [[Piltogg]] and one of his buddies, space faring blue men fight castlemen for no good reason. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Space race.jpg |250px|space race]]}}<br />
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| '''MNGG''' || [http://www.freewebs.com/mngg/the%20battle%20of.html Battle of the Bloody Books] || In yet another pick-up game, piltogg's [[shadowhawks]] fight with [[jophy]]'s dimmy horde and Lord zander's various starwars stuff. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Bloodybooks.jpg |250px|battle of the bloody books]]}}<br />
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| '''Natalya''' || [http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=174729 Assyrians vs Czech Republik] || [[Natalya]] plays with herself on a [[beige carpet]]. This time; Assyrians vs chzeck republikans. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Assyvscheck.jpg |250px|assyrians vs check republicans]]}}<br />
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| '''Saeph''' || [http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=353145 Armaggedon LEGO battle] || No description of these events is available; but the pictures seem to indicate that a bunch of people showed up at a location in the desert with some large boulders, and then proceeded to hack each other to bits and set things on fire. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Armagendon lego battle 007.jpg |250px|Armaggedon LEGO battle]]}}<br />
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| '''Reasonably Clever''' || [http://www.reasonablyclever.com/lego/advent2008/wars.html 2008 Advent Calendar Challenge] || In a fairly interesting battle idea; the city advent calendar faces off against the city advent calendar with new forces added each day/turn. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Adventchallenge.jpg |250px|Advent challenge]]}}<br />
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| '''Durandalski and his sister''' || [http://mocpages.com/moc.php/78549 Durandalski vs his sister] || This particular battle was fought between my little sister and myself. I play a country called Morfair, and she plays Brinstar. We left out all of the tanks and mech units, and played infantry only. We used a random mission system to give each player an objective. There are five missions each with a number. Each of us rolls a dice and then matches our roll with the mission chart. Then we write down the number on a piece of paper and hide it. Whoever first completes the mission they rolled, wins. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Durandski vs sister.jpg|250px|Durandski vs sister]]}}<br />
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| '''Matt''' || [http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/46654 My first documented Brikwar] || Team A attacks team B fortress. The description may not be very cool; but the pictures sure are! || {{Sidebar|[[File:Matt's first documented brikwar.jpg |250px|Matt's first Brikwar]]}}<br />
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<div>#REDIRECT [[Magik]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=BR_2,015&diff=12832BR 2,0152015-07-16T08:18:28Z<p>Natalya: /* Magical Soaps */</p>
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* [[Natalya]] gives [[Warhead]] powers equal to those of [[The Shadowscythe]] on the [[forums | BW Forums]]<br />
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* The Treaty of Planet Versailles ends the three-G.R.-long [[AN-TA War]].<br />
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{{BR|previous=[[BR 2,014]]|next=[[BR 2,016]]}}</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=BR_2015&diff=12831BR 20152015-07-16T08:17:08Z<p>Natalya: Redirected page to BR 2,015</p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[BR 2,015]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Important_Stuff_to_Do&diff=12830Important Stuff to Do2015-07-16T08:16:55Z<p>Natalya: </p>
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<div>== Wiki Formatting ==<br />
For BR pages fix the formatting of all the battle report table things. See [[BR 2015]] Magical Soaps for a decent formatting scheme. Maybe we should edit that one, get it nice and sexy, then once we decide upon a final version we should apply the style to the other pages?<br />
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== Kill the Redlinks. ==<br />
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[[Factions and Forces]]: Missing three associations. May need to be updated.<br />
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[[Bestiary]]: Three redlinks in Species. Many categories have pages but need filled in. <br />
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[[Teknology]]: Only need to create new pages with image galleries for certain vehicle types.<br />
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[[Materials and Phenomena]]: Small number of redlinks still.<br />
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[[History and Chronology]]: Wars need filled out in time. Also, let's at least fill the years with bullshit.<br />
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[[Theology and Philosophy]]: [[Trianglish]] page is still empty.<br />
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[[Locations]]: Redlinks Worlds and Notable Locations.<br />
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[[Literature]]: A load of stuff needs written or imported.<br />
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[[Gaming in BrikWars]]: Some of the categories have empty subpages. (Complete)<br />
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== Expansion and Construction ==<br />
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[[BrikWars Universe]]: Any other BrikWarsian Concepts?<br />
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[[Inhabitants of the Universe]]: Fill in your profile. Or add it to one of the categories and then fill it in. Add your SigFig.<br />
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[[Factions and Forces]]: Things we'd still like to see -- [[Space Ninjas]] and [[Lite-Siders]]. Civilizations needs better rounded out. Organizations needs small army entries. Bloodlines are fine, but put them there if you can think of any.<br />
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[[Materials and Phenomena]]: Add in anything I missed.<br />
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[[History and Chronology]]: Add in -- [[Triangulism- FoBoB War]], [[Immortal War]], [[Space Wars]]. In particular, a list of battles for each, and [[The Assyrian Incident]] under the Immortal War. Description of [[Ragnablok]].<br />
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[[Theology and Philosophy]]: Moar philosophy? <br />
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[[Locations]]: Some of the locations need more detailed explanations, such as the Rainbow Mines. Battlescapes needs expanding.<br />
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[[Gaming in BrikWars]]: Include LDD microspace table, stat cards, etc.<br />
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[[BrikWars Community]]: Keep adding in Forum Battles and Battle Reports.<br />
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[[Wiki Administration]]: Update this page as needed. Add to projects, featured pages. Develop more detailed guidelines if necessary.<br />
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== Loop the Loop ==<br />
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*Link all pages back to previous page. 3 spaces down, horiz line, link. Or Categories.<br />
*Link to all relevant pages so we don't have floaters.<br />
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[[Category:Wiki Administration]]</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=BR_2,015&diff=12829BR 2,0152015-07-16T08:13:31Z<p>Natalya: /* Magical Soaps */</p>
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<div>== Significant Events ==<br />
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* [[Natalya]] gives [[Warhead]] powers equal to those of [[The Shadowscythe]] on the [[forums | BW Forums]]<br />
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* The Treaty of Planet Versailles ends the three-G.R.-long [[AN-TA War]].<br />
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{{BR|previous=[[BR 2,014]]|next=[[BR 2,016]]}}</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=BR_2,015&diff=12828BR 2,0152015-07-16T08:09:13Z<p>Natalya: /* Magical Soaps */</p>
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<div>== Significant Events ==<br />
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* [[Natalya]] gives [[Warhead]] powers equal to those of [[The Shadowscythe]] on the [[forums | BW Forums]]<br />
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* The Treaty of Planet Versailles ends the three-G.R.-long [[AN-TA War]].<br />
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{{BR|previous=[[BR 2,014]]|next=[[BR 2,016]]}}</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=BR_2,015&diff=12827BR 2,0152015-07-16T08:08:59Z<p>Natalya: /* Magical Soaps */</p>
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* [[Natalya]] gives [[Warhead]] powers equal to those of [[The Shadowscythe]] on the [[forums | BW Forums]]<br />
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* The Treaty of Planet Versailles ends the three-G.R.-long [[AN-TA War]].<br />
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{{BR|previous=[[BR 2,014]]|next=[[BR 2,016]]}}</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=BR_2,012&diff=12826BR 2,0122015-07-16T08:02:05Z<p>Natalya: /* Forum Battles */</p>
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* The [[Assyrian Peach Exterminations]] continue with [[The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012]].<br />
* [[Piltogg]] captures another Artifact; the mysterious Head Seperator, as part of the [Quest of Piltogg] story line.<br />
* pro-[[Third Alliance]] intelligence director [[Kaiserin Siri|Siri]], overthrows the [[Trattorian]] Government, as part of the [[AN-TA War]] story arc.<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9278 Of Steam and Magic] by Zahru II<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9281 Killing Time] by Bragallot<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9170 Election 2012: The politician primary] by Silent-sigfig<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9415 Depths of Peril] by Zahru II<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9622 Raid on Tranquility Glade] by Zahru II<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9419 A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day] by Arkbrik; The Forces of Vergillus <br />
Raskilinov do battle with [[A.N.U.S.]], [[Space Pirates]], and the [[Immortals]] in space. The battle also features Epic Propaganda efforts, the assimilation of a warhead splinter, and an maniac beer infinity-keg fueled drinking contest. By the end of the battle, Vergillus is swallowed up by a black hole, the pirates gain the maniac beer keg, and A.N.U.S. forces are completely destroyed. <br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=8872 The President's Speech] by BrickSyd<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=10090 Into The Dragon's Teeth] by Silverdream<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=10203 Battle of the Maren] by Silverdream<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=10244 Sky Runs Red] by Bragallot<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=10213 Operation Blau] by Apollyon (Ft. Vindicator SHDT)<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9932 Tea Party of Doom] by Ikensall<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=7482 Peach Incident on Meridian] by Pwnerade<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=10433 Digging Up the Past] by Theblackdog<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9753 BrikwaRPG] by Zupponn<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9342&p=213007&hilit=Winter+Has+Arrived#p213007 Winter has Arrived] by Colette; following the overthrow of the [[Trattorian]] Government by [[Kaiserin Siri|Siri]], the remnants of the allied Trattorians, and several other [[Allied Nations]] attempt to put a stop to the revolution by capturing RIN-dominated [[Red-Transparent]] asteroids. Features [[Trattorians]] and [[Praetorian Empire|Praetorians]] v.s. [[RIN]], [[Bavaria]], [[Akkadia]] and [[Siri Loyalists]].<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9805 Chosen outpost] by alphafalcon451<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9813 Bane of Reyo] by alphafalcon451<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9820 Victors of Reyo] by alphafalcon451<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9880 Fight for the Maniac Beer] by alphafalcon451<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10336 Outpost now you see it now you don't] by alphafalcon451<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10328 Island of Maniacs] by alphafalcon451<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9148 4chan battle report (WARNING: overload of awesomeness)] - by Anonymous<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10355 Ambush of Nova Colonia] by Apollyon<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9348 Desperate Measures] by [[Colette]]; [[Avalonian]] political emissary Wilhem Henrik deploys to the capital of [[Trattoria]], where he betrays the Trattorian government's trust by capturing and holding the Trattorian [[President Angela]] hostage in an attempt to create a ceasefire on the part of the [[Allied Nations]] in their attacks against the [[Third Alliance]]. However, Trattorian intelligence director [[Kaiserin Siri|Siri]] uses this opportunity to perform a coup de teat against her own government; turning [[Trattoria]] over into a pro-[[Third Alliance]] nation, and in some respects turning the tide of the [[AN-TA War]].<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9378 Operation Umsturzen] by Colette; in the continuation of "Desperate Measures", Siri begins to perform her coup, along with the help of agents from various third-alliance nations; [[RIN]], [[Bavaria]], and the [[Briktoid Automata]]. More specifically; Siri takes out the executive branch of the Trattorian government, while the rest of the action is played out in "Winter Has Arrived".<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10361 Blood and Particle Physics] by Colette; [[Trattorian]] Chief Scientist [[Trattorian Characters#Chief Scientist Dr. Liang|Dr. Liang]] attempts to perform an experiment to prove the existance of the "Liang [[Boson]]" particle, which will fundamentally alter fig-understanding of the universe. However, angry protesters and Triangulist-fundamentalists are here to try and stop her! Eventually, she manages to complete the experiment, and she wins the Nobel prize. <br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10279 Battle of WIP castle] by Ben-Jammin<br />
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[http://www.portablespacemuseum.com/brikwars/lounge-room-vs-kitchen/ Lounge Room vs Kitchen] - by BlueBright<br />
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[http://www.portablespacemuseum.com/brikwars/weeknight-shenanigans/ weeknight Shenanigans] - by Bluebright; featuring pictures of actual, real life girl.<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9813 Bane of Reyo] Alphafalcon541<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9820 Victors of Reyo] Alphafalcon541<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9880 Fight for the Maniac Beer] Alphafalcon541<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10336 Outpost now you see it now you don’t] Alphafalcon 541<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9148 4chan battle report] anonymous<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10355 The massacre of Nova Colonia] Apollyon<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9348 Desperate Measures] Colette<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9378 Operation Umsturzen] Colette<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10361 Blood and particle Physics] Colette<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=8680 The battle of Dooplok swamps] Arkbrik<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10279 Battle of WIP castle] Ben-Jammin<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10308 Crimson crusade 1; winter war] Bragallot<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10364 An old friend] Briksyd<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9388 Small town war!] Brikwarrior<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10323 Battle of aesthetically pleasant hills] Cakeman<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9045 Xenkan incursion chapter 4 battle of gener IV-III] dilanski<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10046 Battle of the ruined city] Falk<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9902 Viking River battle] Felldrak<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10055 The heist] gh0st<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10352 Casual Friday] gh0st<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10282 Skorpio squad: first deployments] Green-Machine<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10033 Conquest of Dagskar fort, the rise of sphincter] heavyfishcannon<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10220 IV horseman vs RoC77] IVhorseman<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9671 Battle for random Island] IX_Legion<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10366 First snow] Killer Karetsu<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10363 Battle for fort matip] Lawmaster<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10430 The fighting escalates] Mercury19<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9130 GottaCon 2012] MoronStudios<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9783 Extermination at newer peach city] Natalya<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9978 Battle of helms derp] Scratch<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10255 Blasphemous statues and the freedom of speech] Scratch<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9895 The Avalonian Saga] Semaj Nagirrac<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10058 Assault on database 32] Semaj Nagirrac<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10362 General Blut’s expedition] Silvadream<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9898 Death to Britannia] Silverdream<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10100 Ponies vs Scavs] Silverdream<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10412 Thesson and the pony adventure] Silverdream<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10064 The invasion] Theblackdog<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9904 White Birck: the Harkonen Attack] warblocks<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10349 The battle for fort Admin] Zupponn<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10381 The battle for the Ruins of Greenfield] Zupponn<br />
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{{BR|previous=[[BR 2,011]]|next=[[BR 2,013]]}}</div>Natalyahttps://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Assyrian_People&diff=12825Assyrian People2015-07-16T08:01:08Z<p>Natalya: </p>
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<div>In the BrikVerse, Assyrians are citizens of the [[Assyrian Star Empire]]. The empire is home to many people of different origins. The complicated history of the ASE resulted in an exclusively yellow population which has multiple ethnic backgrounds. The two most dominant ethnic groups are Latverians and Syriacs.<br />
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==Overview==<br />
The modern Assyrian Empire traces its routes back to direct descendents of the Deadly Space Man Empire. The capital world Austere was part of the Latverian Space Republic which only controlled a few systems, until a military alliance was formed with the neighbouring Syriac Union. Eventually the two nations joined together to form the Assyrian Star Empire, and began a long campaign of expansions, colonizing and terraforming undeveloped worlds and conquering some smaller civilizations. Historians mark the end of the expansion period as [[B.R. 2002]] which is when the [[CSR]] rebelled and won its independence. Assyrian borders have remained unchanged since that point.<br />
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Because of the combined forces of immigration and conquest, the ethnicities present in the ASE are quite diverse. There are significant populations foremost of Latverians and Syriacs, but there are also substantial populations of Chinese, [[Brittanian]], Nordic, and Germanic peoples. Assyrians therefore may therefore try to identify themselves through their common citizenship instead of their ethnicity.<br />
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==Notable Assyrians==<br />
[[File:xianghua.png|120px|thumb|right|Empress Xianghua]]<br />
===Empress Xianghua===<br />
[[Xianghua]] is the Heavenly Empress of Assyria. Her parents are unknown, but were of Chinese descent. She was adopted shortly after birth by the Emperor, but he died unexpectedly while Xianghua was still a young girl. No other heirs were present, so the empire was run by a viceroy-ship until she ascended to the throne when she turned 18 in B.R. 2004. Since her ascension there have been no substantial challenges to her rule from within the government, or from without. The Assyrians are accustomed to long, stable reigns of their leaders.<br />
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The Empress has presided over the empire during times of relative peace, and times of war. She has remained popular with her people throughout most of her reign. Modern sentiments against monarchal rule are actually a driving force of her actions. She is loathe to take a move that would put her people in danger or to make them angry with her. As such she has handlers and and effective press secretary to make sure she consistently presents a the image of a strong, savvy, and relevant leader. The Empress has also stated that she wants these goals to be followed with action. She is willing to undertake some challenges if she feels like in the end her people will benefit. This constant attempt to cultivate a favourable public opinion has occasionally placed her at odds with foreign heads of state, her handlers, and businesses with interests in the ASE.<br />
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Xianghua has a university education in civics and in history, and she is trained in hand-to-hand combat and some basic Trianglist magick. She of course never engages in combat, but she undertook the training in order to better understand the ASE military and for extraordinary self-defense situations.<br />
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Dr. Angus Bradley has been the Secretary of Technology to Empress Xianghua since [[B.R. 2012]]. He has a doctorate in computer science from Assur University. Secretary Bradley is in charge of technological procurement, R&D budgeting, weapons research, and advising the Empress on technological matters.<br />
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The Assyrian Star Empire is an empire of about 210 star systems in the southern spiral of the [[Galaxia Nehellenium|Nehellenium Galaxy]]. The Assyrian capital, [[Austere]], is just to the south of the center of the empire. They are best known for their hatred of [[Peaches]] and advanced technology. [[Assyrian People|Assyrians]] are ethnically diverse, reflecting the empires' long history of expansion, conquest, and immigration.<br />
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== History ==<br />
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The Empire had expanded for about 100 years, but now are stalled in their growth as they find themselves facing internal strife and attacks from outside, most notably from the [[Immortal Alliance]]. The Assyrian Empire joined the [[Anti-Immortal Alliance]] and are one of its leading factions.<br />
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== Assyrian Space Force==<br />
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The Assyrian Space Force is the unified military of the Assyrian Star Empire. The Space Force consists mostly of a navy, but it has three special divisions; the Commando Division, the Assyrian Ground Forces, and the Assyrian Armored Division. These let the Space Force perform more specific battle actions than were it only an interstellar navy.<br />
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The empire could be described as a loose arrangement of star systems which retain a Neo-Latvian cultural homogeneity and are unified through a common military and set of inter-planetary laws. Individual worlds govern themselves without much interaction with the interplanetary government, but they deal with it when it comes to trade within the empire and defense. The Assyrian Star Empire defends all of its worlds with the Assyrian Space Force. All worlds can rely on it for protection, but they may also form their own planetary defense forces and police forces. However, on occasion the Assyrian Commandos sometimes act as an intelligence force for the empire, secretly investigating the governments of individual planets for signs of corruption. All planets pay small tithes to the capital world.<br />
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The empire is run by the Heavenly Emperor of Assyria. He or she has the ultimate authority over the Assyrian Space Force and manages all diplomatic relations with other forces. The Emperor also oversees the domestic affairs of the capital world. The emperor unexpectedly died in [[R. 2,010]], leaving his adopted daughter <i>Empress Xianghua</i> as the new ruler.<br />
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== The Western Separatists ==<br />
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In [[BR 2,002]], three star systems composed of 7 worlds on the western frontier seceded from the Assyrian Star Empire in a [[CSR Saga|bloody civil war]]. They are now called the [[Czecho-Slovenian Republik]]. The civil war left an uneasy peace, and so they found themselves at war with the Assyrians again after a few years. This has left the Czech worlds largely destroyed, meaning that rogue Czech fleets frequently raid nearby Assyrian systems for supplies and technology. The Assyrians are no longer in a declared state of war with the Czechs, but border patrol action is common.<br />
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== Recent History ==<br />
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The Assyrian Empire has been trying hard to exterminate any Peaches they can find since the Peaches first appeared in the Brikverse. This led to several battles with the [[45th Union]] and the [[VoL]], one of which resulted in the [[Peach Massacre of G.R. 2010]]. The [[Assyrian Peach Exterminations]] continued into G.R. 2012.<br />
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In [[R. 2,009]] an Assyrian task force raided a [[Peach Liberation Army]] lab that was hidden beneath the surface of the Brittanian [[Brik-toria space port]]. The task force tried to escape with the captured computer core through a [[Peach Virus]] infested starport, leading to the battle of [[Zombie Zulu Dawn]]. Some of the events of this battle brought them at odds with the [[Brittanian League]], which opted the Assyrian Empire to join the Anti-Immortal Alliance when the Brittanian League joined the Immortal Alliance.<br />
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In his [[Quest of Piltogg|quest]] for [[The Nine Artifax of Pre-Creation]], Piltogg assembled Immortal Alliance forces and attacked the [[Aratus]] system, leading to the [[Battle of the Head Seperator]].<br />
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* [[Natalya]] gives [[Warhead]] powers equal to those of [[The Shadowscythe]] on the [[forums | BW Forums]]<br />
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<div>== Significant Events ==<br />
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* [[Natalya]] gives [[Warhead]] powers equal to those of [[The Shadowscythe]] on the [[forums | BW Forums]]<br />
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* The Treaty of Planet Versailles ends the three-G.R.-long [[AN-TA War]].<br />
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| '''[[Natalya]]''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=13420 BjorkWars] ||Quantumsurfers always seem to have problems getting along with eachother. Colette pisses off Overwatch by being strict about having bots in the BrikWars Chat room. When Overwatch tries to get revenge against Colette things take a turn towards the dramatic, and after Insert_Blank arrives, towards the existential.|| {{Sidebar|[[File:Bjorkwars-054.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Colette]] summons a bunch of [[Magikal Girls]] in [[BjorkWars]]]]}}<br />
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<div>== Notable Events ==<br />
* The [[Assyrian Peach Exterminations]] continue with [[The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012]].<br />
* [[Piltogg]] captures another Artifact; the mysterious Head Seperator, as part of the [Quest of Piltogg] story line.<br />
* pro-[[Third Alliance]] intelligence director [[Kaiserin Siri|Siri]], overthrows the [[Trattorian]] Government, as part of the [[AN-TA War]] story arc.<br />
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| '''[[Natalya]]''' || [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=10483 Quest of Piltogg: Head Separator Part III] ||Pro-[[immortal]] forces led by [[Piltogg]] and the [[Akkadians]] assault the [[Assyrian]] Death Wall in a daring attempt at retrieving a valuable [[Artifact of Preceation]]; the head separator! as a part of the [[Quest of Piltogg]]. After much conflict, a heavy metal band begins playing in the middle of the Assyrian city, and all looked upon it and saw that it was awesome. However, in a surprising turn of events, once pro-immortal forces reached the bunker where the head separator was being kept, the Assyrians simply handed over the artifact, ending the game on a somewhat anti-climatic note. || {{Sidebar|[[File:QoP-HS-III.PNG |250px|Quest of Piltogg: Head Separator Arc Part III]]}}<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9278 Of Steam and Magic] by Zahru II<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9281 Killing Time] by Bragallot<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9170 Election 2012: The politician primary] by Silent-sigfig<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9415 Depths of Peril] by Zahru II<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9622 Raid on Tranquility Glade] by Zahru II<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9419 A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day] by Arkbrik; The Forces of Vergillus <br />
Raskilinov do battle with [[A.N.U.S.]], [[Space Pirates]], and the [[Immortals]] in space. The battle also features Epic Propaganda efforts, the assimilation of a warhead splinter, and an maniac beer infinity-keg fueled drinking contest. By the end of the battle, Vergillus is swallowed up by a black hole, the pirates gain the maniac beer keg, and A.N.U.S. forces are completely destroyed. <br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=8872 The President's Speech] by BrickSyd<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=10090 Into The Dragon's Teeth] by Silverdream<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=10203 Battle of the Maren] by Silverdream<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=10244 Sky Runs Red] by Bragallot<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=10213 Operation Blau] by Apollyon (Ft. Vindicator SHDT)<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9932 Tea Party of Doom] by Ikensall<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=7482 Peach Incident on Meridian] by Pwnerade<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=10433 Digging Up the Past] by Theblackdog<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9753 BrikwaRPG] by Zupponn<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9342&p=213007&hilit=Winter+Has+Arrived#p213007 Winter has Arrived] by Colette; following the overthrow of the [[Trattorian]] Government by [[Kaiserin Siri|Siri]], the remnants of the allied Trattorians, and several other [[Allied Nations]] attempt to put a stop to the revolution by capturing RIN-dominated [[Red-Transparent]] asteroids. Features [[Trattorians]] and [[Praetorian Empire|Praetorians]] v.s. [[RIN]], [[Bavaria]], [[Akkadia]] and [[Siri Loyalists]].<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9805 Chosen outpost] by alphafalcon451<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9813 Bane of Reyo] by alphafalcon451<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9820 Victors of Reyo] by alphafalcon451<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9880 Fight for the Maniac Beer] by alphafalcon451<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10336 Outpost now you see it now you don't] by alphafalcon451<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10328 Island of Maniacs] by alphafalcon451<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9148 4chan battle report (WARNING: overload of awesomeness)] - by Anonymous<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10355 Ambush of Nova Colonia] by Apollyon<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9348 Desperate Measures] by [[Colette]]; [[Avalonian]] political emissary Wilhem Henrik deploys to the capital of [[Trattoria]], where he betrays the Trattorian government's trust by capturing and holding the Trattorian [[President Angela]] hostage in an attempt to create a ceasefire on the part of the [[Allied Nations]] in their attacks against the [[Third Alliance]]. However, Trattorian intelligence director [[Kaiserin Siri|Siri]] uses this opportunity to perform a coup de teat against her own government; turning [[Trattoria]] over into a pro-[[Third Alliance]] nation, and in some respects turning the tide of the [[AN-TA War]].<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9378 Operation Umsturzen] by Colette; in the continuation of "Desperate Measures", Siri begins to perform her coup, along with the help of agents from various third-alliance nations; [[RIN]], [[Bavaria]], and the [[Briktoid Automata]]. More specifically; Siri takes out the executive branch of the Trattorian government, while the rest of the action is played out in "Winter Has Arrived".<br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10361 Blood and Particle Physics] by Colette; [[Trattorian]] Chief Scientist [[Trattorian Characters#Chief Scientist Dr. Liang|Dr. Liang]] attempts to perform an experiment to prove the existance of the "Liang [[Boson]]" particle, which will fundamentally alter fig-understanding of the universe. However, angry protesters and Triangulist-fundamentalists are here to try and stop her! Eventually, she manages to complete the experiment, and she wins the Nobel prize. <br />
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[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10279 Battle of WIP castle] by Ben-Jammin<br />
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[http://www.portablespacemuseum.com/brikwars/lounge-room-vs-kitchen/ Lounge Room vs Kitchen] - by BlueBright<br />
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[http://www.portablespacemuseum.com/brikwars/weeknight-shenanigans/ weeknight Shenanigans] - by Bluebright; featuring pictures of actual, real life girl.<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9813 Bane of Reyo] Alphafalcon541<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9820 Victors of Reyo] Alphafalcon541<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9880 Fight for the Maniac Beer] Alphafalcon541<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10336 Outpost now you see it now you don’t] Alphafalcon 541<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9148 4chan battle report] anonymous<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10355 The massacre of Nova Colonia] Apollyon<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9348 Desperate Measures] Colette<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9378 Operation Umsturzen] Colette<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10361 Blood and particle Physics] Colette<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=8680 The battle of Dooplok swamps] Arkbrik<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10279 Battle of WIP castle] Ben-Jammin<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10308 Crimson crusade 1; winter war] Bragallot<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10364 An old friend] Briksyd<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9388 Small town war!] Brikwarrior<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10323 Battle of aesthetically pleasant hills] Cakeman<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9045 Xenkan incursion chapter 4 battle of gener IV-III] dilanski<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10046 Battle of the ruined city] Falk<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9902 Viking River battle] Felldrak<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10055 The heist] gh0st<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10352 Casual Friday] gh0st<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10282 Skorpio squad: first deployments] Green-Machine<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10033 Conquest of Dagskar fort, the rise of sphincter] heavyfishcannon<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10220 IV horseman vs RoC77] IVhorseman<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9671 Battle for random Island] IX_Legion<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10366 First snow] Killer Karetsu<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10363 Battle for fort matip] Lawmaster<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10430 The fighting escalates] Mercury19<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9130 GottaCon 2012] MoronStudios<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9783 Extermination at newer peach city] Natalya<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9978 Battle of helms derp] Scratch<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10255 Blasphemous statues and the freedom of speech] Scratch<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9895 The Avalonian Saga] Semaj Nagirrac<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10058 Assault on database 32] Semaj Nagirrac<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10362 General Blut’s expedition] Silvadream<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9898 Death to Britannia] Silverdream<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10100 Ponies vs Scavs] Silverdream<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10412 Thesson and the pony adventure] Silverdream<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10064 The invasion] Theblackdog<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9904 White Birck: the Harkonen Attack] warblocks<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10349 The battle for fort Admin] Zupponn<br />
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[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10381 The battle for the Ruins of Greenfield] Zupponn<br />
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