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Great Scythian Empire

2013-03-28T15:28:30Z

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Dilanski's Dad

2013-03-18T15:38:49Z

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[[File:Dilanskis_dad.jpg|center]]

[[Dilanski]]'s [[Manly]] [[Dad]] has become an icon throughout the BrikWars Forums for true grit and courage of bearded [[action hero]] proportions. This accolade is owing to the [[heroic feat]] of his single-handed rescue of a [[Princess]] from the [[Evuul]] Kittah Molesters. Ever since, Dilanski's dad has had to keep his identity a secret in case of reprisals from the agents of Evuul. It is [[Warhead]]'s belief that if Dilanski's dad doesn't sport a [[beard]], then he should jolly well give it some consideration.

Among Dilanski's Dad's many items of crime fighting equipment are the Tattered Slippers of Torment, the Open Bathrobe of Regret, and the dread College Fund of Sarcasm.

== References ==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J4FXUMOw8k Dilanski's dad at home]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_ZcLlxY7o Dilanski's dad at work]

File:Dilanskis dad.jpg

2013-03-18T15:23:27Z

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Farce

2013-03-07T17:25:34Z

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The Farce is a humor field that powers the [[BrikVerse]] and binds it together. It is created by all laughing things, and disrupted by [[anorak]]s. Some societies and organizations think of the Farce as a non-corporeal sentient entity that might be capable of intelligent thought, while others simply consider it something to be manipulated and used as though it were a tool.

The Farce potential of an individual is measured in sentient creatures by their mini-clown count. (Mini-clowns are exactly the same size as regular minifigs, but with their mini-clown-car powers they are able pack large numbers into a single minifig.) Mini-clowns continually speak to minifigs, telling them the will of the Farce in the form of jokes of varying quality. When minifigs' minds are quiet they hear the mini-clowns speaking a lot, so Farce-sensitive minifigs constantly strive for greater stupidity and mindlessness, especially by taking part in violence and mayhem.

Minifigs with ability in the Farce can use it to alter reality to become much funnier. LiteSide, SnarkSide, and DimSide Farce users use the Farce to gain power, although in different ways.

LiteSide users, who often join the ranks of the LegitEye Knights, use their powers to entertain everyone with hilarious situations, such as cutting people's limbs off and saying things like "Speak weirdly I do not!" and "Making fun of me you should stop!" They are known for preaching that anything is funny "from a certain point of view."

SnarkSide Farce users, by contrast, are mostly interested in entertaining themselves. They use their powers to frustrate and humiliate others, doing such things as cutting off their oxygen, electrocuting them, and telling jokes that no one else thinks are funny. [[DarkTron]] Lords dress entirely in black and wear masks or opaque visors, because victims find the lack of face disturbing.

The unfortunate third group of Farce users, the DimSiders, tap into the Farce through their own unwitting stupidity. Once they start down that dumb path, forever does it dimminate their destiny, cursing them to a life of comic relief as mindless puppets of the DimSide. Blessed with Dimmy Strength and a thick-headed invulnerability against forces of logic, they are sometimes able to eke out brief careers as jesters, town fools and politicians. Inevitably the DimSide consumes them, and they join the mindless ranks of the [[Dimmies]].

Farce users are often [[Hero]]es. In fact, the Farce is usually what makes a minifig into a hero, whether or not they realize it. A user of the Farce is able to perform heroic feats such as telepathy, psychokinesis, and enhanced physical and metaphysical perception. The Farce can be used to bend the will of weak-minded beings and guide an adept's body. Users who were very good at using the Farce can cease merely reacting to their surroundings and actually predict events in the very near future, such as the next blow in a duel, by using their sixth sense of humor and thinking "wouldn't it be funny if." The Farce can be used to defuse situations, or to shock victims like lightning. There are as many different groups of users and views of the Farce as there are uses of the Farce itself.

Farce

2013-03-07T17:23:40Z

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Similar in some ways to the [[Maytricks]], the Farce is a humor field that powers the [[BrikVerse]] and binds it together. It is created by all laughing things, and disrupted by [[anorak]]s. Some societies and organizations think of the Farce as a non-corporeal sentient entity that might be capable of intelligent thought, while others simply consider it something to be manipulated and used as though it were a tool.

The Farce potential of an individual is measured in sentient creatures by their mini-clown count. (Mini-clowns are exactly the same size as regular minifigs, but with their mini-clown-car powers they are able pack large numbers into a single minifig.) Mini-clowns continually speak to minifigs, telling them the will of the Farce in the form of jokes of varying quality. When minifigs' minds are quiet they hear the mini-clowns speaking a lot, so Farce-sensitive minifigs constantly strive for greater stupidity and mindlessness, especially by taking part in violence and mayhem.

Minifigs with ability in the Farce can use it to alter reality to become much funnier. LiteSide, SnarkSide, and DimSide Farce users use the Farce to gain power, although in different ways.

LiteSide users, who often join the ranks of the LegitEye Knights, use their powers to entertain everyone with hilarious situations, such as cutting people's limbs off and saying things like "Speak weirdly I do not!" and "Making fun of me you should stop!" They are known for preaching that anything is funny "from a certain point of view."

SnarkSide Farce users, by contrast, are mostly interested in entertaining themselves. They use their powers to frustrate and humiliate others, doing such things as cutting off their oxygen, electrocuting them, and telling jokes that no one else thinks are funny. [[DarkTron]] Lords dress entirely in black and wear masks or opaque visors, because victims find the lack of face disturbing.

The unfortunate third group of Farce users, the DimSiders, tap into the Farce through their own unwitting stupidity. Once they start down that dumb path, forever does it dimminate their destiny, cursing them to a life of comic relief as mindless puppets of the DimSide. Blessed with Dimmy Strength and a thick-headed invulnerability against forces of logic, they are sometimes able to eke out brief careers as jesters, town fools and politicians. Inevitably the DimSide consumes them, and they join the mindless ranks of the [[Dimmies]].

Farce users are often [[Hero]]es. In fact, the Farce is usually what makes a minifig into a hero, whether or not they realize it. A user of the Farce is able to perform heroic feats such as telepathy, psychokinesis, and enhanced physical and metaphysical perception. The Farce can be used to bend the will of weak-minded beings and guide an adept's body. Users who were very good at using the Farce can cease merely reacting to their surroundings and actually predict events in the very near future, such as the next blow in a duel, by using their sixth sense of humor and thinking "wouldn't it be funny if." The Farce can be used to defuse situations, or to shock victims like lightning. There are as many different groups of users and views of the Farce as there are uses of the Farce itself.

Bozon

2013-03-07T17:20:24Z

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[[File:Bozon.jpg|300px|thumb|right|"Bozon: The Farce-Carrying Clown Partikle," original printing]]
Bozons, the so-called "Clown Particles," are mythikal [[Farce]]-carrying particles proposed by theo-heretikal [[farsicists]] in an attempt to reconcile the absurdative effects of [[ABS]] with the universal Farce.

Proving the existence of Bozons is enormously difficult, as though the laws of physiks itself were [[troll]]ing BrikVerse scientists. The most advanced research is conducted by [[SpaceMan]] scientists using Large HateTron Colliders to smash inhabited planets together at near-lightspeed in the hope of creating a humorous event concentrated enough to finally provide evidence of their existence.

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''(Note: the rest of this article seems to have been written about bosons, missing the nature of the bozon joke entirely. If someone wants to replace all these forces with Farces, go ahead, but otherwise this should be moved or deleted.)''

Bozons are an important element of particle physics and the force-carriers in the brikverse- in particular, they are distinct from the other type of particle, the fermions that make up ABS matter.

Bozons are governed by laws created by the famous Einstein and his Scythian collaborator Boze. One could say they are the enforcers of science’s laws, mediating the fundamental forces such as gravity and light that all other forces derive from. Bozons also have an additional interesting property of attracting prestigious Nobel Prizes upon their discovery, leading to particle physicists around the brikverse to consider them serious business and invest millions of dollars and years of research just to find one specimen of a new type. These bozons are often found by smashing together the tiniest pieces of ABS the brikverse has to offer at extremely high energies- akin to stacking lego plates on top of each other and then smashing these stacks together in an attempt to isolate a plate in the center of a stack.

Since then various scientists have discovered seven elementary bozons, each mediating a different force.

'''Photons'''

Force: Electromagnetism (light and magnets)

Discoverer: Einstein

Example Uses: Laser guns, beamswords, railguns, maglev trains

'''Gluons'''

Force: Strong Nuklear Force (holds atomic nuclei and hadrons together)

Discoverer: Akkadian Lepton-Isospin Collider Experiment (ALICE)

Example Uses: Nuklear options

'''W & Z Bozons'''

Force: Weak Nuklear Force (changes quark flavor)

Discoverer: Trattorian Soledad Fermion Super-Collider (SFSC) Experiment

Example Uses: Radioactive dirty bombs, nuklear fusion

'''Higgs Bozon'''

Force: Higgs Field (gives mass to everything)

Discoverer: Trattorian SFSC Experiment

Example Uses: Higgs Cannons, mass effect fields

'''Gravitons'''

Force: Gravity

Discoverer: Trattorian SFSC Experiment

Examples Uses: Gravity guns, black-hole torpedoes, anti-gravity drives

'''Liang’s Bozon'''

Force: Classified by Trattorian military

Discoverer: Trattorian SFSC Experiment

Example Uses: Classified, time travel?

While there are other types of bozons, these seven are the fundamental force-carriers and therefore the other bozons are of little consequence to anyone except unfortunate students taking AP Physics. Particularly, the photon, gluon, and W/Z bosons are classified especially as gauge bozons.

[[File:ParticleCollision.jpg]]

''An example of a particle collision spewing bozons''

[[Category:Materials and Phenomena]]

File:Bozon.jpg

2013-03-07T17:09:32Z

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Bozons

2013-03-07T16:20:37Z

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#REDIRECT [[Bozon]]

Friggin' in the Riggin

2013-03-01T15:04:55Z

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It was on the good ship Venus

By Christ, you should've seen us

The figurehead was a whore in bed

And the mast, was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger

He was a dirty fucker

He wasn't fit to shovel shit

From one place to another

Friggin' in the rigging

Friggin' in the rigging!..

Friggin' in the rigging!!.

There was fuck all else to do!!!

The captain's name was Morgan

By Christ, he was a gorgon

Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play on his fucking organ

The first mate's name was Cooper

By Christ he was a trooper.

He jerked and jerked until he worked

Himself into a stupor

Friggin' in the rigging

Friggin' in the rigging!..

Friggin' in the rigging!!..

There was fuck all else to do!!!

Hold on give it some bollocks,bollocks,bollocks!...

The second mate was Andy

By Christ, he had a dandy

Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock

For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Kipper

He was a fucking nipper

He stuffed his ass with a broken glass

And circumcised the skipper

Friggin' in the rigging

Friggin' in the rigging!..

Friggin' in the rigging!!.

There was fuck all else to do!!!

The Captain's wife was Mabel

To fuck she was not able

So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits

Across the bar room table

The Captain had a daughter

Who fell in deep sea water

Delighted squeals revealed that eels

Had found her sexual quarters

Friggin' in the rigging

Friggin' in the rigging!..

Friggin' in the rigging!!.

There was fuck all else to dooooooo!!!...

[[Category:Literature]]

Momville

2013-02-17T03:00:14Z

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[[File:Momville.jpg|600 px|right]]

Momville is the mythical afterlife for all hot moms in the [[BrikVerse]]. In the Unmortal storyline, It was created by [[FedoraNuker]] in a convoluted scheme to take advantage of [[Warhead]]'s uncontrollable lust for [[mom]]s.

{{Thread|7417}}

[[Category:Locations]]

Dimmy

2013-02-17T00:41:04Z

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[[Minifig]] Dimmies, uniformed in the T-shirts and baseball caps of the human fratboys they seek to emulate, destroy quality [[construction]] wherever they find it. They gradually turn their sections of the [[BrikVerse]] into endless wastes of shoddy assembly and piles of random elements.

This Mystikal [[Juniorism]] is viewed by some as an ultimate escape from the standards and expectations of Brik society, especially by minifigs who have become depressed by their own [[Critical Failure]] during a crucial opportunity for righteous destruction.

Reconstruktion

2013-02-16T23:55:34Z

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Momville

2013-02-16T23:32:55Z

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Momville

2013-02-16T01:04:49Z

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Momville is the mythical afterlife for all hot moms in the [[BrikVerse]]. In the Unmortal storyline, It was created by [[FedoraNuker]] in a convoluted scheme to take advantage of [[Warhead]]'s uncontrollable lust for [[mom]]s.

{{Thread|7488}}

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2013-02-16T00:57:31Z

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BrikWars:A Book (By Stubby)

2013-02-15T18:26:23Z

Stubby:

== Genesis ==
Beginning in [[R. 2,011]], the janitorial disciple [[Stubby]] endeavored to distill the essence of the [[Far-Ums]] into their purest form, distilled from the revelations of [[Tzan]]. The project hit a roadblock when he discovered his illustration skills weren't quite up to the task, but fortunately [[Arkbrik]] was divinely inspired to step in and save the day. A few months after the turn of [[R. 2,012]], [[Natalya]] took up the mantle of disciplehood and has since been discovering new scriptures in lieu of Stubby. They can all be seen here.

<div align=center>
[[File:ComicBlank.png|400 px|The blank comic created by Arkbrik]]

The blank comic created by Arkbrik, Jan 12 R. 2,011<br>
{{post|145863}}

[[File:ComicRules1.jpg|400 px|The comic rules by Tzan]]

The comic rules by Tzan, April 25 R. 2,011<br>
{{post|166299}}</div>

== The Book of Stubby ==
<div align=center>[[File:Doodles.jpg]]

Stubby Jan 12, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|145906}}

[[File:Doodles3.jpg]]

Stubby Jan 14, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|146262}}

[[File:tzan_wisdom_3.jpg]]

Stubby Jan 17, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|146724}}

[[File:tzan_wisdom_5.jpg]]

Stubby Jan 18, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|146892}}</div>

== The Ballad of Natalya and Warhead ==
<div align=center>
[[File:tzan_wisdom_4.jpg]]

Stubby Jan 17, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|146847}}

[[File:tzan_wisdom_6.jpg]]

Stubby Feb 2, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|150037}}

[[File:tzan_wisdom_7.jpg]]

Stubby Feb 2, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|150046}}

[[File:tzan_wisdom_8.jpg]]

Stubby Mar 3, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|155706}}

[[File:tzan_wisdom_9.jpg]]

Stubby Mar 29, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|161354}}

[[File:tzan_wisdom_11.jpg]]

Stubby<br>
(apocryphal)</div>

== The Book of Natalya ==
<div align=center>
[[File:Strawberry_Shitcake_2.PNG]]

Natalya Mar 29, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|161332}}

[[File:Thats_what_she_said.PNG]]

Natalya Apr 25, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|166241}}

[[File:Brikwars-cowboybebop.PNG]]

Natalya Mar 22, [[R. 2,012]]<br>
{{post|212213}}

[[File:Brikwars-comic_h8rs.PNG]]

Natalya Jun 2, R. 2,012<br>
{{post|218969}}</div>

== The Ascendance of Tzan ==

[[File:EatenByAGrue.jpg|link=http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=6972&p=167989#p167989]] Tzan May 4, 2011
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[[File:Telcom1.png|link=http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=192027&highlight=#192027]] Zupponn Sept 26, 2011<br>
When I said Zombies? I meant that Natalya had killed all the men facing her, so if you fought them again, they must be zombies!
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[[File:TheRing.jpg|By Tzan|link=http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=8747&start=165#p205474]] Tzan Jan 11, 2012 - Ring talk starts at the top of the page.
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[[File:Tzanception2.jpg|By Tzan|link=http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=8747&start=180#p205508]] Tzan Jan 11, 2012
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[[File:Stubcomic1.png|link=http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=8946&start=90#p209819]] Colette Feb 20,2012
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[[File:P4pb6.png|link=http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=10320]] Keldoclock Nov 1, 2012
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BrikWars:A Book (By Stubby)

2013-02-15T06:06:18Z

Stubby:

Beginning in [[R. 2,011]], the janitorial disciple [[Stubby]] endeavored to distill the essence of the [[Far-Ums]] into their purest form, distilled from the revelations of [[Tzan]]. The project hit a roadblock when he discovered his illustration skills weren't quite up to the task, but fortunately [[Arkbrik]] was divinely inspired to step in and save the day. A few months after the turn of [[R. 2,012]], [[Natalya]] took up the mantle of disciplehood and has since been discovering new scriptures in lieu of Stubby. They can all be seen here.

<div align=center>[[File:ComicBlank.png|400 px|The blank comic created by Arkbrik]]

The blank comic created by Arkbrik, Jan 12 R. 2,011<br>
{{post|145863}}

[[File:ComicRules1.jpg|400 px|The comic rules by Tzan]]

The comic rules by Tzan, April 25 R. 2,011<br>
{{post|166299}}</div>

== The Book of Stubby ==
<div align=center>[[File:Doodles.jpg]]

Stubby Jan 12, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|145906}}

[[File:Doodles3.jpg]]

Stubby Jan 14, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|146262}}

[[File:tzan_wisdom_3.jpg]]

Stubby Jan 17, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|146724}}

[[File:tzan_wisdom_5.jpg]]

Stubby Jan 18, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|146892}}</div>

== The Natalya and Warhead Chapter ==
<div align=center>[[File:tzan_wisdom_4.jpg]]

Stubby Jan 17, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|146847}}

[[File:tzan_wisdom_6.jpg]]

Stubby Feb 2, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|150037}}

[[File:tzan_wisdom_7.jpg]]

Stubby Feb 2, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|150046}}

[[File:tzan_wisdom_8.jpg]]

Stubby Mar 3, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|155706}}

[[File:tzan_wisdom_9.jpg]]

Stubby Mar 29, R. 2,011<br>
{{post|161354}}

[[File:tzan_wisdom_11.jpg]]

Stubby<br>
(apocryphal)</div>

== The Book of Natalya ==
[[File:Strawberry_Shitcake_2.PNG|link=http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=161332&highlight=#161332]] Natalya March 29, 2011
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[[File:Thats_what_she_said.PNG|link=http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=166241&highlight=#166241]] Natalya April 25, 2011
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[[File:EatenByAGrue.jpg|link=http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=6972&p=167989#p167989]] Tzan May 4, 2011
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[[File:Telcom1.png|link=http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=192027&highlight=#192027]] Zupponn Sept 26, 2011<br>
When I said Zombies? I meant that Natalya had killed all the men facing her, so if you fought them again, they must be zombies!
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Deadly SpaceMan

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[[File:Spaceman_color_600.jpg|right|The Deadly SpaceMan]]

The SpaceMan! Where did he come from, and for what dark purpose was he created? Little is known about the eons preceding the [[R. 1,977|1,977th Reconstruktion]], but the [[ProtoFig|primitive figures]] surviving from the [[Time Before SpaceMen]] seem to indicate the ravaged remains of a [[civilization]] on the brink of extinction.

Through chemikal analysis, we have evidence that [[Ablogical Binding Substance]] was in use as early as [[R. 1,963]]. It is believed that the interdimensional disruptions caused by mishandled ABS utilization may have had mutagenic effects on an earlier species; records of earlier [[humanoid]]s are difficult to verify but seem to sport a variety of disfiguring [[mutation]]s, from stunted and limbless homonculi to strange noodle-limbed giants. Theories abound as to whether the earlier civilizations were aware of the effects of uncontrolled ABS, and whether they decided to continue using it anyway, despite bringing about their own near-destruction. However, too little is currently known about these early eras to make any definitive conclusions.

== The First Deadly SpaceMan ==

The First Deadly SpaceMan is a [[legend]]ary, and possibly [[mythological]] figure, the [[Divine]] son of [[Great Builder|The Dread Pirate 2x2]], thought by some chroniclers to be the first modern [[Minifig]] in existence, is renowned for his epic conquest of a billion worlds, and the formation of the Deadly SpaceMan Empire.

While Myths And legends tell of His travels and conquests in the [[afterlife]], including the defeat of the [[Nega-BloxTrix]] and the creation of the [[Heroic Ego]]. Some legends tell of an [[Ragnablok|epic battle at the end of time]], which will destroy the [[BrikVerse]], and in which the Deadly SpaceMan will return to lead His armies in one final glorious bloodbath.

== The Empire Era ==

The Deadly SpaceMan Empire is the common name given to the [[faction]] which held sway over the BrikVerse prior to the rise of the Tron Empires. The Empire held power for several [[Rekonstruktion]]s, constantly expanding and re-conquering the various galaxies.

The Deadly Spaceman Empire was by far the most prolific of the elder empires, with almost every other empire able to claim direct lineage to the D.S.E. At the height of the Empire Era, the Deadly SpaceMen controlled trillions of worlds in hundreds of galaxies. Most of these worlds fell silent before or during the empire's collapse, and new, evolved [[faction]]s are frequently popping into the attention of the universe, most being descendants of the Deadly SpaceMan and the indigenous inhabitants of their homeworlds.

The D.S.E. had a well-regulated military, with different uniforms for different branches:

Red: Main fighting force

Yellow: System dominance forces

Blue: Expeditionary forces

Black: Command corps

White: Special forces

The different branches each had the capabilities of the the other four, but each had a separate focus, they frequently worked in conjunction.

== The Azure Guard ==
'''The following excerpts detail the exploits of an elite unit from the Expeditionary forces, the story was found in the "[[Warhead]]" tome amongst various liquor recipes and the names of people's moms next to numeric scores.'''

''The Deadly SpaceMen had an Elite Force called the Azure Guard, amazingly they wore Blue uniforms. As well as expanding the Deadly SpaceMan Empire one of the other duties of these Deadly SpaceMen was to protect the order and stability in the Civilized Systems. these tasks were given to the freshest of recruits as a part of their training. One small contingent of this force was led by a young nobleman by the name of [[Lrdofbriks]]. This is his story.''

''After the latest and most bold of raids on the local shipping reached the ears of Central Command it was decided that Piracy in the [[Cromerty System]] must be eradicated. However, these [[Pirate]]s had amassed enough wealth to arm and crew a small fleet and were presently well entrenched in a fortified base in the [[Cerberus Straits]], a wide band of [[asteroid]]s that intersected the main [[shipping]] lanes. These Pirates were too strong for the regional governors to tackle head on with the limited resources they had ready. The Azure Guard were contacted and a team dispatched.''

''Unfortunately, the Pirates had a vast network of informants and so news of this mission reached them. Even so, the Azure Guard, even a small contingent like this were not to be taken lightly. Plans were laid and an ambush set to greet them on arrival.''

''This treachery was to be expected and had been planed for in turn. The Azure Guard in a lightning strike made their landing from a stealth ship in boarding torpedoes. Before the now de-[[cloak]]ed ship was destroyed the torpedoes had already breached the base's hull. The Azure Guard stormed aboard, sowing [[death]] and confusion amongst the Pirate crew as they went. A fierce battle was fought but despite the ferocity of the Pirates they could not match the Elite Deadly SpaceMen. Eventually they cornered the Pirate Leader in his command bridge. A heroic battle ensued between the hulking brute and the young lrdofbriks that left the young noble terribly wounded but victorious. When the base was taken the remaining ships in the system fled rather than lend aid to their fellows, the Pirate band had been broken.''

''However, the victory was to be short lived for on that base a stolen [[artifact]] lay dormant until now. Called from his slumber by the souls of the dead and dying an ancient curse stirred and [[Zombie Lincoln]] awoke.''

''The Azure Guard were beset with re-animated corpses of the Pirates they had only recently slain, they tried to co-ordinate a defensive fall back to the life pods but at every turn they were hunted. One by one the Deadly SpaceMen fell only to be re-animated by the cursed [[necromancy]] of Zombie Lincoln. Desperately the Guard battled, their loyalty to their commander driving them to even greater acts of heroism. Lrdofbriks despite his wounds had tried to stay with his men but his wounds proved too much. Seeing their commander fall the Deadly SpaceMen fought their way through to the Life Pods giving their lives for him. They had just enough time to strap Lrdofbriks into the medi-comp and send it into space before they were overrun.''

''Leaving the base of the dead behind the Life Pod cruised through the system headed for the main planet of Cromerty I. Lrdofbriks wounds were stabilized and in some cases mended before the journey was over but he vowed his revenge for the loss of his men and secretly held himself responsible for their demise. (Hence the tear tattoo on his face). He swore he would not rest until they had been given the honorable rest they so richly deserved and the Necromancer controlling them was destroyed.''

''On his arrival in system Lrdofbriks was to be met with an even greater shock. A raiding force of [[The Immortal Empire|The Immortals]] sensing the systems temporary weakness had taken the opportunity to raid the planet. Lrdofbriks' life pod was detected and captured by an Immortal Cruiser. When later found to be a Deadly SpaceMan he was given the opportunity to serve them, or die. The young man saw his only opportunity to avenge his men and atone for his guilt. He serves them still but his quest for vengeance has never been forgotten.''

== Resources ==
[http://youtu.be/ZeQchSGP9Bo Deadly SpaceMusik]

Battle Plates of Ragnablok

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The Battle Plates of Ragnablok are a proving grounds of eternal, glorious [[war]]. Many [[minifig]]s dedicate their whole violent lives to be worthy enough to enter the Plates and do battle there forevermore. They are also the final destination for all lost minifigs, a sort of [[afterlife]] for a race of [[creature]]s without one. The fields of war, stud splattered and reeking of melting [[ABS]], are their homes now and they must choose to follow the righteous path to heroism or be ground down as [[cannon fodder]] for superior boots to tread upon.

== Battle Plates of Ragnablok Characteristics ==

'''The Leaderboard'''

Though, in the eyes of [[BrikVerse]] [[inhabitants]], war is its own reward, the Plates of Ragnablok exist on a higher level of existence. Battle may be had in the [[RealVerse]], whenever and however those with the appropriate violent tendencies dictate. It may be glorious or not, exciting or not. Ragnablok, however, represents the ideal of combat. The Plates inspire the perfection of conflict and, as such, reward those true heroes who personify its Plate-onic ideal. Whenever a [[Hero]] accomplishes some great deed, news of her prowess is transmitted throughout the entire dimension. Records are kept of these deeds and warriors can earn Reputation throughout the realm. Higher levels of Reputation entitle warlords to greater and greater rewards, chosen from a cache of options presented her. These may be larger armies of [[Spawner]]s, elite squads of death dealers, [[magic]] spells, tactical advantages, enhanced [[weapon]]ry and equipment, [[vehicle]]s ranging from carts to [[starship]]s, and a whole host of other prestigious items, baubles, advantages, and personnel. The top level Lords of Battle are virtually gods in their own right and choose from reality shaping powers for their rewards. Taking on warriors with higher Reputation nets the challenger more Reputation of his own and thus the grindfest is perpetuated ad infinitum.

'''Time and Space'''

While [[time]] does progress normally in the Battle Plates, it does so only to chronologically order the conflict. That being said, the powers of certain Lords often overwrites or rewrites timelines so battles may not always proceed according to order, as well they shouldn't. The Plates themselves seem to favor this approach, so there are vast swaths of space where time has little to no meaning and other swaths where time is absolutely critical. Essentially, in the Battle Plates of Ragnablok, Time as a concept is reduced to little more than a tactical consideration much like everything else. Some insist that the battles taking place in the realm will eventually congeal into a single massive battle headed by all the Lords of Battle and that this final battle will bring about the end of time and existence as we know it. So far, though, the battles keep recycling themselves and the dimension always appears renewed.

The Battle Plates extend in all directions, conditionally forever. That is, the Plates are finite with borders and are filled to capacity with combatants. However, they have the ability to expand exponentially infinitely. Whenever more room is needed to make war, more room is made and the space filled.

'''The Doom of the Weak'''

Not every minifig is good at combat; some warriors will always be better at it than others. It's a sad fact of life in the [[BrikVerse]]. Some minifigs are broken, unable to enjoy conflict or seeking to avoid it. Still others may be shunted in from outside [[BrikSpace]], possibly from one of the other verses in the [[Legitimitium Multiverse]], and may not have been born or bred to battle like their planar cousins. Well, weapons and terrain have to come from somewhere. Minifigs who do not perform well enough in the fields find themselves literally ground down to be the [[brick]]s warriors stand upon, the rifles in their hands, and the [[armor]] on their backs. Whole [[capital ship]]s in the Battle Plates of Ragnablok are constructed from the silently screaming remolded bodies of the inept.

== Battle Plates of Ragnablok Inhabitants ==

More than just warriors and cannon fodder inhabit the neverending fields of bloodshed. Various and sundry creatures and [[monster]]s, some cloned from other dimensions and multiverses and some actually from other planes of existence, roam the Plates. Gods and goddesses and the gender neutral versions of deities live or work there. Sometimes, the epic heroes whose deeds have become famous in the entertainment networks of the [[Far-Ums]] retire here. The Battle Plates are home to anyone with a lust for fighting and the will to get there...or the misfortune to arrive there.

== Battle Plates of Ragnablok Connections ==

The Battle Plates of Ragnablok exist inside their own pocket dimension. There are no natural, recurring connections to other planes of existence so travelers must forge the connection themselves. On occasion, the Plates themselves will pluck a lucky warrior from a RealVerse and deposit him in the midst of a truly epic battle there. There are even rumors of [[Valkyrie]]s employed by the Plates, or whatever mysterious masters are in charge of the Plates, to retrieve special warriors from the BrikVerse personally. This is considered a rare honor and, putting aside the staggering Reputation rewards he gains, the warrior earns the undying respect and admiration from his fellow contenders.

Many BrikVerse inhabitants have tried to force their way into the Plates, even some [[Human]]s, but this has been largely unsuccessful mainly due to a proper lack of transportation or proper maturity. There have even been schemes involving time travel, but the Gates that lead to the Battle Plates of Ragnablok are barred to all but the worthy or the useful.

== Notable Battle Plates of Ragnablok Characters and Locations ==

The list of notables in the Plates is expanding all the time. See "'''The Leaderboard'''," above.

Several '''[[Religions and Theology|deities]]''' are also known to cut a bloody path through the dimension from time to time.

'''[[Inhabitants of the Universe|Celebrities of the Far-Ums]]''' sometimes retire to or visit the Plates.

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The NegaVerse is an eerie, twisted universe coterminously and tangentially connected to the [[Legitimitium]] [[MultiVerse]]. It is a place out of phase with itself, broken vistas scattered throughout its space. Its reaches are vast, perhaps infinite, and filled with fractured worlds that don't quite fit together right. Planets, along with the celestial phenomena that surround them in the great stretches of [[bley]] colored space, are themselves littered with disturbing, singularly molded detritus stained with a riot of subdued, slightly knocked off colors. The essence of corruption and the stench of polluted, primordial [[Ablogical Binding Substance]] permeate the entire realm. Some brik [[Religions and Theology|theologians]] believe that the NegaVerse was once pure and more solidly connected to the Multiverse but suffered some great cataclysm that mangled its bond with the extraplanar structure. Others theorize that the crippled universe was intentionally designed to be a counterbalance to the overflowing potential of pure Leg-Ore. Whatever their ideas, whichever universe they reside in, all agree on an intense hatred for all things Nega. [[BrikVerse]] inhabitants, in particular, are famed and dogged enemies of [[NegaTaint]].

== NegaVerse Characteristics ==

'''Nega-ABS'''

The [[Ablogical Binding Substance]] present in the NegaVerse is, collectively, of a significantly lower quality than the [[Leg-Ore]] found in its sister universes. Cheap, muddied, and unrefined, Nega-ABS hardens into chunky and unevolved forms. It carries the taint of corruption in it, a half-assed imitation of true life. Also derogatorily called a [[CLOan Brand]], Nega-ABS is believed to be the source of what outside Leg-Ore [[engineer]]s refer to as the MultiVerse's septic sludge.

The lower quality ABS does not allow for exactitude in construction and is often quite fragile in its finished form. However, larger, single part masses tend to hold together somewhat better, which is perhaps the Nega-ABS' only saving grace and the reason why anything in the NegaVerse has an identifiable form and functions more or less as it is supposed to. These [[POOP]]s (Pieces with Only One Purpose) often form the cornerstones of both Nega societies and NegaTech. As an added bonus, it appears, Nega-ABS also sometimes manifests strange properties, such as the ability to glow in the dark.

'''Madness'''

The landscapes and starscapes of the NegaVerse are terrifying to behold to someone not native to the dimension. They often make no sense and defy both [[logic]] and good taste. Few who have ever journeyed through a NegaPortal return but those that do return forever changed. Travelers will find themselves beset by stranger and stranger events the longer they stay in any dimension not their own but the NegaVerse takes this to a whole new level, spawning horrors in the [[mind]]s of the unwary.

== NegaVerse Inhabitants ==

The inhabitants of the NegaVerse are just as twisted and unrefined as the universe they live in. They are a direct result of corruption given a limited form of sentience. There are no clear delineations of species in the NegaVerse; [[creature]]s can take any variety of forms. To outsiders, these forms are sometimes almost recognizable, haunting echoes of a half forgotten [[license]]. Their goals, as a people, are simple and straightforward. They want to devour the MultiVerse and steep it in their corruption. They want to tear it all down, destroy everything pretty, and melt it into sludge for their POOP molds. They shun the shining excellence that lights the other universes and they hate those who will not settle for less. They will easily sacrifice themselves in droves to satisfy this hatred. Life is cheap in the BrikVerse. It's literally cheaper in the NegaVerse.

'''NegaVamps'''

Times are changing, however. The [[Nega Genus|NegaVamp]]s. They first appeared around [[R. 2,009]]. They were creatures of slightly improved power and function, evolved somehow over their brethren. At first, they didn't seem significantly different... only a little more flexible. They were briefly studied, on the pointy end of a blade, then dismissed as being almost as generally worthless as the scum they spawned from. They were slaughtered with no less prejudice than before.

For the inhabitants of the BrikVerse, that was a mistake. Clearly, more [[hatred]] is always the wisest course of action. Left to a regular cycle of destruction, and with so many still being isolated by the MultiVersal Barriers, these creatures grew in power with every encounter they had with the other Verses. With each battle, they stole away the dead and devoured the pure [[Legitimitium]] within their bodies. The quality of ABS in their own bodies warped and mutated, becoming somewhat better than it ever had been. In [[R. 2,012]], they revealed themselves in force. They had evolved. Now, the NegaVerse had true [[Hero]]es. They began organizing raids that sometimes yielded great victories. Some of the [[Human]] inhabitants of the BrikVerse were forced to scratch their neckbeards and acknowledge at least a modicum of respect for these new NegaVamps. Others were killed and replaced outright with Nega-Humans, who suddenly advocated their new champions loudly. This caused some confusion and the arguments became scattered. Because in the deep, cyberspace reaches of the [[Far-Ums]], no one can actually see your spockbeard.

'''Nega-Humans'''

Under enhanced interrogation, Negafigs sometimes carry rumors of a separate set of ripoff Nega-Humans for the NegaVerse, easily distinguished by their Spockbeards. While this is most likely a typical Nega ripoff of someone else's idea, it can be very frustrating to enhanced-interrogators, since getting any actual information out of interrogees interrupts the torture and can be distracting. Some of the more prominent characters mentioned include:

'''[[User:Warhead|Peacenik]]:''' a French hippie with a flowering and Spockbearded skull instead of a head. Enjoys surrendering.

'''[[User:James+burgundy|James+Bondgurdy]]:''' A suave, hyper-confident, and well-educated gentleman with a Spockbeard. Even though he works as an agent of Justice, everyone loves him anyway because he's so gracious and well-spoken.

'''[[User:Almighty Benny|Unmighty Penny]]:''' A vaguely ugly and unpopular [[girl]] with a Spockbeard; some theorize that she's what the [[Nega-BlokTrix]] looks like under the mask. Whenever somebody screws up big time, she always seems to be lingering around somewhere in the background, as if just about to spring into action and write lame blog entries about the event.

'''[[User:Stubby|Lanky]]:''' A Spockbearded bleeding-heart slob who creates messes everywhere he goes, but cares deeply about everyone and their individual rights and feelings. He carries a HugBanner to let everyone know he's always available to listen to their butthurt.

'''[[User:Blitzen|Vixen]]:''' The only Nega-Human who is actually a reindeer (although still with a Spockbeard), Vixen's reindeer brain is too small to understand things like spelling or grammar, and she mostly just smashes the keyboard with her hooves a bunch of times before going back to playing reindeer games.

'''[[User:Tahthing|TehNoun]]:''' TehNoun is a legitimate scientific supergenius, with unmatched understanding of the forces that underlie the universe. This knowledge serves only as a source of constant misery, since the other inhabitants of the Negaverse only understand Nega-Science and think he must be some kind of Nega-Retard because they can't understand a thing he says. Also, he has a Spockbeard.

'''[[User:Rayhawk|Raybies]]:''' A mid-level bureaucrat obsessed with rules, Raybies is constantly present and interfering with the lives of everyone in Nega Society. Although his systems are incredibly clear and thoughtful, he drives Nega-Humans crazy by posting updated versions so frequently, sometimes several times a day, and requiring strict compliance. The rule system detailing the mandatory care and grooming of Spockbeards alone is in its seventeen millionth edition.

'''[[User:Natalya|NathanielGI]]''': A militantly heteronormative low-level foot soldier who uses violence to enforce traditional gender roles and Spockbeard compliance.

== NegaVerse Connections ==

The NegaVerse connects to other universes randomly through a series of [[NegaPortal]]s. Only [[Nega-BlokTrix]] knows if there is any discernible pattern. Perhaps the Nega have the ability to trigger portals and perhaps even control their destination. It seems equally possible, however, that the Nega simply take advantage of an opening when it appears.

There are several regions of space within the BrikVerse, such as the [[Artogat Sector]], where these portals are fairly commonplace and relatively stable. There are also several regions, many generally unknown to the universe at large, such as the [[Battlescape|FringeWorld]] [[Battlescape|HubPlanet]] [[Arkeais]], that house seemingly permanent gateways into the NegaVerse.

== Notable NegaVerse Characters and Locations ==

'''[[Nega-BlokTrix]]:''' The ruler of the NegaVerse and patron saint of QuikWars.

'''[[Nega-Blokia]]:''' The Capital Planet of the NegaVerse, haven of all things shoddy and evil.

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Deep in the future, possibly near [[R. 3,955]], [[minifig]]s of the Skadus System in the [[Galaxia Nehellenium]] wage a desperate war against the personified Concepts of [[Peace]], Stagnation, Boredom, and Banality, the [[User:IVhorseman|Four Horsemen]] of the BrikVerse. The very cosmos themselves were the weapons in the final war that could end the [[BrikVerse]] forever and, with the most primitive societies at the end of days rating a [[Tek Level]] of at least 8, the remaining [[faction]]s wielded them with utmost proficiency. No one knows what happened, whether the universe was, is, or has been saved, only that the remnants of titanic Ice Moons litter the destroyed system and that nothing but the cold quiet of those shards and the phantom apocalyptic battlers sometimes glimpsed within them permeates that dead space.

The Ice Fields are filled with massive collisions and bursts of deadly energies but the space is somehow muted and still. Skadus appears in its present form in every [[Rekonstruktion]] and is, as far as [[Theology and Philosophy|scientists and theologians]] are able to piece together, the only thing in the BrikVerse that does not change or get recycled with each Rekon. Disturbingly, it's almost as if it exists outside of the gaping rents in space time and is a True Constant. This could bode very well for the inhabitants of the BrikVerse, or it could portend something very, very bad.

Many operations mine the perimeter of the Skadus System, looking for appropriate concentrations of [[Blue Transparent]] element. Not many venture too far inside, however, due to its extremely dangerous environs. Rumors persist that, at the heart of the system where its star once burned, the secrets of the universe are locked away, buried beneath the Ice.

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Inanimous

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[[File:Inan.jpg|center|600px|Inanimous]]
Inanimous is a loosely-knit group of irrealist activists who oppose organized power structures and devote themselves to the spread of [[chaos]] and [[nonsense]] (referred to as "the Nunz").

The [[philosophy]] was originally conceived by the mad [[4tron]] magnate Onan Slashby, following his miraculous survival of his own decapitation. He remains the anti-nominal figureheadless of the organization. However, since he allows anyone in the [[BrikVerse]] to release Onnancements in his name, it's never clear whether any of them are actually his own words or if he's even still alive.

In the end, it doesn't matter. Inanimous inanimously opposes the definitive answering of this question or any other. In fact they have great inanimosity towards definitive knowledge of any kind, since they view definition itself as a tool of [[fascist]] belief structures. Except when they don't. Agents of Inanimous refuse to be defined even by their own opposition to definition.

In any situation, Inans will try to do the exact opposite of whatever is expected... except when they don't. They can sometimes be identified by their [[Space Guy Fawkes]] masks, except when they can't.

== Inanimous Motto ==
UNITED IN DIVISION

MULTIPLIED BY X

NEVER DEFINE, NEVER DENOTE

== Prominent Inans ==
Onan Slashby

[[Space Guy Fawkes]]

[[Tzan]]

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The [[BrikVerse]] is a really big place, filled with an ever expanding and motley collection of not only ideas made manifest but also the diverse personalities that make them so. Scattered across the space of a billion worlds and the infinite expanse of alternate dimensions and nether regions, they appear to give voice to the conceptual thoughts that, in turn, give rise to the incredible realities that collectively help shape the future of [[Main Page|BrikWars]].

Prussian-Monarchial Conflict

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== The Prussian-Monarchial Conflict ==

The Prussian-Monarchial Conflict was a part of [[the Immortal War]] which began in [[R. 2,011]] as the [[Inquistadorial Monarchy]] plotted to attack the newly discovered [[Neo-Prussian Empire]] in hopes of seizing their rich system. Difficulties arose for the Inquistadores when they were joined by [[the VoL]] and the [[Brittanian League]], the latter of which were old enemies of the Inquistadores. The invasion force became divided by distrust and a mutual desire to lay claim to as many of the rich resources [[New Prussia]] contained, resources that would become invaluable in the war to come.

Acting hastily, Inquistadorial [[Duchess Angelica Del Montero]], First Legionary General of the Sixth Immortal Alliance Legion suffered her first defeat in [[Operation Mastercutor]], during which a lot of the [[Inquistadorial Sixth Armada]] was lost, as well as many ground forces, and the Duchess was subsequently captured. The Prussians didn't emerge unscathed from the struggle, losing many frigates and almost all of their outlying bases surrounding New Prussia, but the capture of Duchess Angelica allowed them to put an early stop to the invasion, forcing the Sixth Legion to hold off their attack.

In the months that followed, the Sixth Legion tried to set up bases along the planets bordering New Prussia, but they were continually harassed by [[Prussian Ghost Division]]. With morale sinking lower every day despite deputy commander [[Admiral Santiago]]'s best efforts, the Inquistadores demanded and eagerly anticipated the coming of their war hero, [[Prince Vinambre]], to the front, but he was stuck in bureaucracy at the Immortal Palace and received no permission to leave for a very long time, giving the Prussians the time to build up their defenses.

[[The Prussian Fleet]] meanwhile remained at large, and was repaired and outfitted with the help of [[Avalanion]] starports.

After many months without any real action, Duchess Angelica was finally released for a ransom, making her return to the [[Inquistadorial High Council]]. However, this was all a cunning ploy instigated by the Prussian scientist [[Sir Bragallot]], who sent a cyborg replica of the Duchess into the Council to slaughter everyone, which ultimately sent the Inquistadorial Monarchy into disarray. Enraged by the state of affairs, Prince Vinambre proclaimed himself ruler over all of [[Dios]] and left the Immortal Palace without permission, restoring order and rallying his subjects to avenge their losses. He was joined by Duchess Angelica - who had been released shortly after her cyborg replica had done its job - and her husband [[Felipe Del Montero]].

In the meantime the [[Immortal Empire]], fed up with the lack of progress and the quibbling of their subjects, sent Immortal Advisor [[Sharane Darkstar]] to unite the Sixth Legion for a final push into New Prussia. As Sharane traveled to meet her allies, however, she was ambushed by Prussian and [[Assyrian]] vessels, who'd been delivered the coordinates of her location by [[Duchess Angelica's cyborg replica]]. Though Brittanian reinforcements under the command of [[Admiral Grim]] ultimately drove the Prussians off, Sharane's ship was destroyed and she herself appeared to have been killed during the struggle. Despite his deputy commander [[Captain Jones]]' advice, Admiral Grim made no effort to find traces of her demise, seeing the death of the Immortal Advisor and the state of disarray the Inquistadores were in as a solid opportunity to lay claim to the Prussian systems himself.

Sharane had survived however, and, after dispatching Admiral Grim, she and her forces joined Prince Vinambre in his attack on [[Fort Waldstein]], one of the last Prussian outlying bases and home to a powerful ion cannon which made all air attacks on New Prussia or attempts to reach it useless. Restricted to fielding infantry, the Immortal Alliance found staunch resistance, and when the attack seemed to be going wrong Sharane released the [[Peach Virus]] on the Prussian systems. She, Prince Vinambre, Duchess Angelica and many high-ranking Prussian commanders such as [[First Marshal Johanna]] all died during the struggle, their remains incinerated when the ion cannon, set to overload by Sir Bragallot, exploded, leaving a huge crater in the surface on which the battle had been fought. Duke Felipe managed to escape thanks to the help of [[Sir Martin Starr]], and Sir Bragallot also led some Prussian survivors off the planet. An [[Assyrian Venus-class Destroyer]] commanded by [[Lieutenant Lex]] tried to purge the surface of the planet with an orbital bombardment, but was stopped by a [[Dragonhead-class cruiser]] commanded by [[Captain Alonso]].

The undead did what the [[Immortal Alliance]] could not. The Peach Virus consumed Neo-Prussia, driving the survivors out and scattering their forces, but also making the planet and its outlying systems completely uninhabitable, and the resources the war had been fought over, inaccessible.

'''See also'''

[[Battles of the Immortal War]]

[[Timeline of the Immortal War]]

== Diplomacy ==

The Inquistadores joined the Immortal Alliance as soon as the offer was made despite their reservations of siding with 'undesirable' allies such as the 'barbarous' VoL or their old enemies the Brittanians, hoping it would bring them profit, and ensure they were on the winning side.

The Neo-Prussian Empire first attempted to remain neutral, declining offers from both the Immortal Alliance, the Anti-Immortal Alliance and the Third Alliance. Friendly contacts were established with the [[Akkadian Empire]] early on, who gave the Prussians Anti-Matter technology which the Prussian Fleet went on to use for the creation of their [[Mastercutor-class Battlecruisers]]. The Prussian Empire later accepted a trade deal with the Brittanian League, but everything quickly went downhill when a Brittanian diplomat known only as [['the Scotsman']] attempted to force the [[Prussian Kaiser]] to ally the Immortal Empire. The Scotsman was killed, and though the remaining Brittanians were allowed to leave in peace, the Prussians now realized war was unavoidable, and joined the [[Anti-Immortal Alliance]].

Later, most notably in [[Mission No. X]] and [[Killing Time]], Prussians fought together with Assyrians. After the destruction of their home planet, the most important remaining fragments of the Prussian Empire finally decided to join the [[Third Alliance]], relying on their resources and support to rebuild the shattered remains of their power.

=== Diplomacy in action ===

[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6077 Inquistadores]

[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=7373 Diplomacy Breaks Down]

[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=7379 6th Immortal Legion]

== Alliances & Forces ==

=== For the Immortal Empire ===

[[The Immortal Empire]] - Sharane Darkstar, Seras

[[Britannian League]] Admiral Grim, Admiral Jones, Sir Rolys the Dashing

[[VOL]] - Leonidus II

[[Inquistadores]] Duchess Angelica, Duke Felipe, Prince Vinambre, Admiral Santiago, Captain Roberto

[[Indigenous Tribes of New Prussia]] - Chewbakka

=== Against the Immortal Empire ===
'''[[The Anti-Immortal Alliance]]'''

[[Neo-Prussian Empire]] - Der Kaiser, Sir Bragallot, First Marshal Johanna, Sky Marshal Myrna, various officers, commanders and special agents

[[Assyrian Star Empire]] - Major Skarr, Lieutenant Lex

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== [[Connected Forum Threads]] ==

[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=6077&p=141581&hilit=inquistadores#p141581 Inquistadores]

[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=7375 Neo-Prussian Empire]

[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=7373 Diplomacy Breaks Down]

[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=7379 6th Immortal Alliance Legion]

[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=7873 Operation Mastercutor]

[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=8684 Allegiance]

[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=8546&hilit=prussian Hopklis Nur]

[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=8574 An Inquistadores' Worst Knightmare]

[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8509 The Return]

[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=8482 More Microspace]

[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=8725 Mission No. X]

[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9281 Killing Time]

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{{Character|name=Zahru Trollarm|image=Zahru Trollarm.jpg|rank=Slayer|player={{User|Zahru II}} ([[SigFig]])|faction=[[Medivo]]}}
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Zahru's companions, the fair WoodElf ClearWater and the adventurer Reddish Sonia.}}
Zahru’s origins fade to the past. One thing’s for sure: it's only thanks to his emergence that the human [[minifig]] tribes of ancient [[Medivo]] were able to survive their early years.

Zahru wandered around the world, helping always those who needed aid. Many tales tell about his [[Creature Specialty|great deeds]]. In one, he saved a village from a [[Dungan Jaw-Jaw|Dungan]] warband, by teaching them how to use bow and arrows, so the villagers could cover him while fighting. In another, he fought against a dozen [[Minifig Genus|troll]]s, slaying them all by himself. During the fight, he bathed in their blood, and gained troll strength and the ability to regenerate. His left arm was warped and became troll-like as well. As these and similar stories spread, he began to elevate from a warrior [[Creature Evolution|hero]] to a divine being in public consciousness.

His greatest legend was the vanquishing of the evil spirit known as [[Warhead]]; for this he gathered the best warriors from across the world of Medivo and forged an army. With their aid, Zahru was able to defeat the dark hordes and severely wound Warhead. He sealed the evil spirit inside a mountain which he then hid underground. The survivors of the battle were given demigod-like powers by Zahru, who left Medivo behind afterwards.

Zahru’s existence is still a matter of debate, but many hope that when humanity will face great danger that would threaten its existence, Zahru will return from the past and kick ass.

== Unit Abilities ==

Zahru Trollarm is the [[Inhabitants of the Universe|SigFig]] of [[Zahru II]], and is a heroic unit with the unique and [[Basic Understanding|logik]]-defying ability to equip and fight with an unlimited number of minifig weapons at the same time. Thanks to his troll arm, Zahru has incredible strength and regeneration ability.

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Zahru II is the creator of the Encyclopedia [[Medivo]] and [[The Empire of Northeros]].

[[Zahru Trollarm]] is Zahru II's [[SigFig]].

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[[File:HolySquad.jpg|right]]The Purification Sisters of St. Attila arrived on [[Dinoreich]] five years after the [[Britannia|Britannic League]] had formally laid claim to the large swampy and damp forested region surrounding what has now come to be known as the 'Lost Valley'. There had been a rumor that the Holy Sisters of Divine Retribution were to have been sent to Dinoreich instead, only it seems that they were more urgently needed elsewhere and no other missionary order was willing or rash enough to set foot on Dinoreich.

It didn't take the good sisters long to establish their mission station in the thriving trading town of Despond close by the banks of the Brackish River (yes, that really is its name). Before the sisters arrived, the town was noted for the considerable number of bars and [[Beer|drinking]] establishments on its main street, but the sisters created such an [[Explosion|impression]] that several of the more notorious establishments' owners generously donated all the building materials from the demolition of their premises to the construction of the mission station and chapel before they hurriedly left town.

At first there were some small misunderstandings until the good sisters learned that a sentient being with two heads and a number of tentacles just might be a good Christian (though possibly a Protestant) and a citizen from one of the more strange League worlds and not a [[demon]] after all. Fitting a stronger lock to the door of Sister Mary Constance's room also helped with this.

There certainly was plenty for the good sisters to do. There were children to teach, though at first much of the young novice Sister Christian's time was spent chasing them down with a large net in hand around the alleyways of the township before classes could begin beneath Sister Hazel's baleful gaze.

There were [[Disease|sick]] and injured to tend to, even if some of the injured may have acquired their afflictions from the Mission station's superior, Mother Mary Pugilista, the previous evening after attempting to sneak out the back door of the local house of ill repute.

Whoever they might be the sick and afflicted were well cared for by a quiet and thoughtful sister who soon came to be known as the 'White Nun'. However for those who thought their invalid status permitted them to touch instead of merely remaining spectators in their bed of sickness a sudden and painful shock awaited them. With a cry of, 'None of that!,' a stinging blow would be struck upon the wayward limb with a long stout wooden ruler that just seem to appear in her hand as if by [[magik]]. This was the blessed weapon named the 'Rulerbokken' that had been gifted to her, according to the other sisters, by [[St. Attila]] herself who visited the White Nun in a vision during an intense time of prayer and fasting before she embarked for Dinoreich. However Father Peter O'Connell her confessor is still puzzling over her strange wild tale of a [[Warhead|man with a burning skull]] and somebody not clearly identified who seemed to be named '[[Stubby]]'; - but of course under the seal of the confessional Father Peter must keep his silence.

== References ==
Demons and UnDead beware! {{Thread|7243}}

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{{Character|name=Vergilius Raskolnikov|image=Raskolnikov parade.jpg|rank=Megalomaniac

A.N.U.S. Secretary-General Candidate|player={{User|Arkbrik}}|faction=Vergilius Raskolnikov}}Vergilius Raskolnikov was an unassuming literature snob for many years, until his midlife crisis set in one second before half his skull was destroyed in a carwash accident.

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When Vergilius woke up at the surgery table, his life saved by a [[Bionix|bionik]] implant, he was filled with delusions of grandeur. He vowed to conquer the universe or destroy it in the attempt. Many [[Minifig|minifigs]] looking for a direction in life were inspired by Vergilius' energetic megalomania. Soon he had plenty of soldiers under his command.

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The power of Vergilius seemed unstoppable, and he conquered the major systems of Tomania, St. Helens and Kurtz in quick succession, as well as numerous less important worlds. His campaign against the [[Charybdia]]n [[Pirate|pirates]] ended in disaster, however, as Vergilius was killed when attacking a pirate party. Unfazed, his army withdrew and regrouped, confident that their leader would not let death stop him from completing his quest.

Vergilius Raskolnikov showed nothing but disdain for the horrors of the Hell he was sent to. He conquered part of it, then opened a way into the mortal world where he and some of his demons got out. The exit happened to take place on the world of Alighieri, a frozen world on the edge of [[FELC]] space. After butchering a few locals for good measure, Vergilius contacted his army. Within minutes a conquest fleet was headed for Alighieri.

The war was going and blowing things up, when suddenly those pirates appeared again. A simple fort assault turned into a chaotic bloodbath as more forces joined in, including an [[The Immortal Empire|Immortal]] delegation sent to declare war on the FELC. In the end, Vergilius was killed again, before the whole damn planet was burnt to ashes.

Vergilius came back soon enough though, and led a new invasion force against the unclaimed worlds in strategic positions between his empire and the FELC. The FELC brought both their allies and their enemies, and carnage ensued. On Remarque, Vergilius was killed yet again, and the FELC stood victorious.

Some time later, one of Vergilius' ships picked up an encrypted signal broadcast from neutral [[Allied Nations|A.N.U.S.]] space. Vergilius decided that this was a sign and set out in a expeditionary fleet to investigate. Unfortunately, the mission was intercepted by an A.N.U.S. diplomat-fleet... and soon after, the Immortals. It turned out that the signal had been sent by one of the [[Warhead]] splinters, and the "real" Warhead was on his way to face his splinter in single combat. Perhaps foolishly, Vergilius challenged the two Warheads to a drinking contest. After being decisively beaten, Vergilius and his flagship was sucked up by an Immortal black hole mine.

The Diplomat-Commodore of the A.N.U.S. forces (who escaped only by commandeering one of Vergilius' escorts) left a very unfavorable report to the A.N.U.S. council, and there were calls to exclude Vergilius Raskolnikov from the A.N.U.S. The [[United Systems Alliance|USA]] eventually took matters into there own hands, stole an Amygdala-Disruptor cannon and attacked the core worlds of Vergilius' empire. Though many citizens found their amygdalas disrupted, the invasion force soon got trapped in a time anomaly.

Vergilius ran for Secretary-General of the A.N.U.S. and was supported by several other empires (for some reason). The election got postponed when the [[Third Alliance]] attacked and destroyed the A.N.U.S. headquarters, but Vergilius is still hopeful...

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