PopsiCo

Distinctions:	Fortune 666
CEO:	Indira Nooyea
Country:	United Systems Alliance
Website:	www.popsico.co.us
▲ NYSE: POP	95.95 +0.39 (0.41%)

"The other soda."

PopsiCo is most well-known for its Popsi-Cola carbonated soft drink introduced in the G.R. 1890s. Since then the company has diversified its offerings through several acquisitions including chips, juice, and oatmeal companies. Today, PopsiCo is a massive conglomerate that sells a broad variety of food and beverages and is the largest food and drink business in the United Systems and the second-largest in the galaxy.

Popsi-Cola is a fierce competitor with rival soda Crack-Cola. PopsiCo takes pride in not stooping to the level of adding addictive cocaine to its soft drinks, claiming that its soda is good enough without it. In response to the Crack-Cola Company's partnership with the Space Mafia to provide its cocaine ingredients, PopsiCo allied with the Monsatan Company to provide high fructose corn syrup and artificial sugar for its soda. PopsiCo in return lobbied heavily against labelling of genetically modified organisms and inspections for pesticide contamination. PopsiCo has also been known to cause water shortages near its factories in third-world star nations.

Michelle Obama recently campaigned against PopsiCo's fattening and diabetic sugary drinks and foods, removing them from schools. PopsiCo grudgingly complied and started a recycling initiative for public relations.

Key Financials	(Amount)	(% change)
Revenues:	$66.4 trillion	1.4%
Profits:	$6.74 trillion	9.1%
Total Assets:	$77.5 trillion
Total Shareholder Equity:	$24.3 trillion
Market Value:	$128.3 trillion