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|'''Distinctions:'''
 
|Fortune 666
 
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|'''CEO:'''
 
|Coward Shiltz
 
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|'''Country:'''
 
|[[United Systems Alliance]]
 
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|'''Website:'''
 
|www.coffeechain.co.us
 
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|<span style="color:#00ff00">▲</span> NASDAQ: COFF
 
|<span style="color:#00ff00">54.24 +0.35 (0.65%)</span>
 
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''"To caffeinate and energize the minifig spirit, one cup at a time."''
 
 
 
The Coffee Chain is a brand of coffee cafes that sells the most bland, overpriced coffee in the galaxy, starting at $37 dollars a cup. The coffees come in sizes named after Italian words that nobody can remember, and the Coffee Chain also offers similarly bland and overpriced bakery treats and sandwiches. There is at least one Coffee Chain cafe in every country in the BrikVerse, and sometimes there's a Coffee Chain cafe right across the same street as another one.
 
 
 
[[File:Legomoviecafe2w.jpg|frame|center|A typical day at a typical Coffee Chain cafe.]]
 
 
 
The Coffee Chain is a favorite of overworked office slaves and students across the galaxy.
 
 
 
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|''<strong>Key Financials</strong>''
 
|<span style ="color:#c0c0c0">(Amount)</span>
 
|<span style ="color:#c0c0c0">(% change)</span>
 
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|'''Revenues:'''
 
|$16.4 trillion
 
|10.0%
 
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|'''Profits:'''
 
|$2.07 trillion
 
|24816%
 
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|'''Total Shareholder Equity:'''
 
|$5.27 trillion
 
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|'''Market Value:'''
 
|$71.0 trillion
 
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[[Category: Business Factions|Coffee Chain]]
 

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