Allied Nations - Third Alliance War
|Allied Nations - Third Alliance War|
|Allied Nations*United Systems/NATO|
| Secretary-General Stolenburger
Prezydent Małgorzata Sadow
Coffee Naan (deceased)
| Der Reich von Bavaria
Other unlisted TA member states
| Uberkaiser Piltogg
Kaiser Klaus (MIA)
Uberkaiser Alec (deceased)
Kaiserin Siri (deceased)
| Secession of TA from the AN GA
TA conquest of Planet New York
Dissolution of the AN
Retaking of Planet New York
Formation of NATO
Invasion of Bavaria
Indecisive military outcome
Reformation of the AN
Galactic hegemony of the Space Mafia
End of the war
AN-TA War, Part I
The A.N.*U.S-Third Alliance War was a conflict between the Allied Nations*United Systems collective, and the Third Alliance. The war was the result of straining tensions over the departure of members of the Third Alliance from the Allied Nations general assembly due to counterfeited Avalonian diplomatic communiqués. The departure of these members would hinder the A.N's ability to promote violence and as such required the application of violence to solve the problem.
Originally, plans for any war were instantly killed when the Brittanians immediately veto'd a motion to deploy peacekeepers in the Security Council. It was only when members of the general assembly voted on a resolution to take matters into their own hands did the war begin.
The first point went to the Third Alliance, when in an astounding show of balls, the Avalonians kidnapped president Angela of Trattoria. This was immediately responded to by the Infiltration of the Zupponn Mining Co of the Avalonian home planet, they set up ambushes, disrupting movement of Avalonian troops and resources. The ZMC campaign successfully harassed the Avalonians.
The next major engagement of the war occurred on the RIN border, with a combined fleet of Trattorian and Praetorian ships attacking a mining operation, guarded by RIN, Akkadian, Bavarian and Scythian vessels.
However, halfway through the battle a force of Trattorians showed up and blasted the hell out of themselves. These ships were sent by Siri, who filled the power vacuum left by the President Angela and took the opportunity to become Kaiserin of Trattoria. Trattoria then joined the TA.
Various other engagements occurred throughout the AN-TA war, including an assault on Praetorian shipyards. The State of Vergilius Raskolnikov attempted to attack the Allied Nations in the confusion of the AN-TA war, and a rogue USA fleet attempted to strike at the home planet of Vergilius Raskolnikov with a stolen AN amygdala-disruptor cannon in retaliation.
The First Battle of New York
The final point went to the Third Alliance, who used advanced war portal technology gained in Project Amerikabomber to deploy a Third Alliance coalition force of seven-thousand ships straight at the USA planet of New York and destroy the Allied Nations Headquarters in Operation Iron Sky. An account of this epic battle, titled Death of the Alliance, is compiled here.
The AN was attacked by the Third Alliance on New York. Billions of people(grillions if you include the Briktoid Automata) were killed in a massive space battle above it, and the AN headquarters was destroyed by Geraldden Mercenaries. The attack on New York was lead by Kaiser Alec I on the ground and by a coalition of Kaiserin Siri, Zweitekaiser Klaus of Bavaria(who brought only a token amount of ships), and the Briktoid Automata.
Because the kingdoms in the Third Alliance are constantly vying for Piltogg's favouritism, Zweitekaiser Klaus had to make both the Silvarian Empire and Britannian League surrender to him if he wanted as much glory as Alec or Siri. So, he executed James DeSilva, a Britannian Statesman and father of a Britannian Admiral, and destroyed the capital city of Pendragon with FLEIJAs (nukes without radiation).
The Parliament and Monarchy were killed in the blast, but Queen Victoria V, as it turns out is an immortal. She declared war on the Third Alliance and now Admiral Byron DeSilva, organized a counterattack on the Bavarian lines on the planet Bohem.
The Second Battle of New York
Months later, the Praetorian Empire had constructed the then-largest ever dreadnought, the Inexorable, and launched an offensive to retake New York. The USA and Scythia also united against the TA, and although Bavaria summoned the Angel Sahaquiel to the battle by sacrificing millions of Silvarians, the neu-AN won the Second Battle Of New York. Neu-AN forces then liberated the planet from TA occupation. The AN-TA war began again, and Trattoria regained a pro-AN, democratic president after the assassination of Siri, thus strengthening the neu-AN forces.
AN-TA War, Part II
The Second Battle of New York revitalized the AN-TA War and many battles ensued. A list is provided below.
- Battle of the Pizza (Spartans win in conjunction with Rei Ayanami)
- Battle of the Akkadian Hard Drive (Hard Drive presumed lost, result indecisive)
- Battle of the Bacon (Bad Piggies victory)
- Battle of the Vodka (Trattorian objective achieved)
- Battle of the Ice Cream/Lancelot Debut (Decisive Bavarian victory)
- Battle of New Glasgow (Britannians joined NATO to fight Bavaria)
- Battle for the Yutonian Map (NATO and TA forces clash over the Yutonian Map, Bavarians debut the Panzer Grosse)
- Operacja: Laserowy Gniew (Top Thread) (TA forces attack a Polish research facility)
Prinz Klaus Jr. bravely leads his troops into battle.
Space Nazi tanks open fire.
Admiral Blackdog's ships fire on a Bavarian cruiser.
In G.R. 2014, Piltogg set out towards Medivo in search of the Skully Grail as a part of the Quest of Piltogg. Piltogg realizes the AN's involvement after noticing the incompetence of his crew, a side effect of the PAX Corps' amygdalar-limbic disruptors. It turns out that the Allied Nations secretariat had faked its initial destruction in the First Battle of New York and had absconded with its OT stockpiles to construct a warship-sized OTC, a countermeasure against Medivo's anti-teknology field. Led by Captain Panda Ranuker as well as Peacenik and the Lux Jehoel, AN*US reveals its goal of gathering the technology, resources, and cheap bullshit tactics of a hundred star empires under the guise of intergalactic diplomacy. This was in order to stop any empire or minifig (such as Piltogg and the Artifax) who tries to concentrate too much awesomeness in one place and risk destroying reality, as the Deadly SpaceMen did when they shattered the First BrikVerse.
An ongoing account of this battle can be found in Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War (link top thread when finished).
Operation Dominion's Call
See Operation Dominion's Call (page under construction)
The Neu-AN Treaty Organization, or NATO, was formed out of the "Neu-AN", an unofficial collection of countries wishing to re-establish the Allied Nations after the Second Battle Of New York. NATO boasted some of the largest Veto Powers, Superpowers, and Great Powers in the galaxy. NATO then gathered its tremendous forces to launch an assault on Bavaria’s home star system of Fleck in Operation Dominion's Call, thus subjugating the empire and silencing the last active backer of the withering TA. Bavaria has called upon many allies from both the old Third Alliance as well as newer forces.
As outlined in an international briefing on Operation Dominion's Call, the attack plan was for Trattorian and Praetorian forces to convene with the Assyrian fleets at Staging System Juno while the USA Eisenpower carrier group organized at Staging System Sword. They would then slog the long way along trade routes until they convened at the Mid-Point Jump Beacon, where they used the stolen Der Vorsprung (courtesy of the Trattorians back in G.R. 2013) to warp to their destination in 0.00017 seconds, bypassing all anti-FTL measures. The Britannian, Scythian, and Polish fleets gathered at Portsmouth in the Grey Sector and launched directly towards planet Bavaria.
In the meanwhile, Bavaria pulled support from the Pan-Germania region, members of the Third Alliance, and some miscellaneous new factions. Of note were Bavaria’s home system defenses, the superpower Venice, and the rapidly growing navy of Luchardsko. The Bavarians also had strong motive and homefield advantage, as well as numerous surprises and superweapons like the artificial Angels used in the Battle of Vanderheim.
Planning for Operation Dominion's Call began in late G.R. 2013 while actual combat lasted for almost a year. NATO brought combat right to Bavaria's doorstep, fighting on its homeplanet and throughout the Fleck system. Many battles were waged in that timeframe.
- Battle of Vanderheim (NATO tries to destroy freighters and Angelic superweapons at the Vanderheim space station.)
- Battle of Hel Ice Belt (Giant mecha fight in the Hel Ice Belt to disable the control center for Fleck's automated defense systems.)
- Battle of Starlark (NATO forces try to stop the deployment of TA reserve troops and superpowers by fighting over the space elevator over planet Zugkraftsburg.)
- Evacuation of Herr Dossel (Space Mafia forces evacuate Herr Dossel to avoid a Trattorian drone strike.)
- Battle for the Magic Crystal (A Bavarian mage tries to obtain a magic crystal while NATO forces try to stop him.)
- Spacewreck Survivors Skirmish (Some survivors of the Battle of Bavarian High Orbit try to stay alive while eliminating their enemies.)
- Battle of Gottingen (NATO forces in Gottingen successfully intercept secret information on Bavarian bunkers for Trattorian drone strikes)
- Battle on the S.S. Ferkel (NATO tries to capture the S.S. Ferkel and plush pigbeast cargo. Everyone dies and the ship is lost.)
- Operation Blumenkranz (The Bavarians plan to destroy a Trattorian drone stationed on planet Bavaria's moon.)
- Battle of the Curie Institute (NATO attacks the Curie Institute for Advanced Arcanery, a Bavarian magic college.)
A Space Nazi space blimp fires the Pwnie-derived friendship beam.
Treaty of Planet Versailles
In February G.R. 2015, diplomats from Trattoria, Venice, Bavaria, Praetoria, and the USA met in secret on planet Versailles to discuss a possible end to the war. They drafted an agreement and spent the next several months lobbying their home governments and other member nations within their alliances to approve the treaty. On May 1, G.R. 2015, heads of state and representatives from 14 star nations as well as NATO Secretary-General Stolenburger and TA Herr Direktor Man in the Top Hat gathered at the Versailles Peace Conference to formally sign the Treaty of Planet Versailles, thus ending the AN-TA War. Uberkaiser Piltogg was unable to attend the conference due to contact with him being lost over Medivo.
The treaty is presented below:
| AGREED-UPON TERMS (ENTERS FORCE REGARDLESS OF BATTLE OUTCOMES)
6. The AN will reconstitute with a membership consisting of the entirety of the known stellar BrikVerse.
7. The members of the Third Alliance will rejoin the AN in good faith (*) as full, voting delegations.
8. The AN endorses the ISM as the BrikVerse’s underworld (NATO members must vote yes).
9. TA maintains sovereignty as an alliance, as do its members.
9.1. Reiterates that the AN does not prohibit warfare between member nations and thus belligerents in the AN-TA War may continue fighting if they wish.
10. META: All current AN-TA War battles will run to completion due to meta practicality reasons.
11.1 META: if somebody thinks of something so cool that I, Silent-sigfig, Dilanski, Scratch, and Silverdream all agree it's cool then it can violate the treaty (written PM or screenshot required).
12. The Allied Nations holds new Secretary-General elections. (acknowledges that the SG is principally a figurehead under a less active AN).
NATO Conditional (kicks in if NATO wins Operation Dominion’s Call):
-USA receives military bases on Bavarian soil.
-NATO receives the royal bratwurst recipe.
-The Magicians Alliance declassifies all files and research with the exception of preserving intellectual property laws.
Bavaria Conditional (kicks in if TA wins Operation Dominion’s Call):
-Bavaria will receive one hostage from each member of NATO for one year.
--USA sends Beyonce(12 months) and Kanye West(Six months or until he wants to write a new album)
--Trattoria sends the current Special Administrator of the Valorian Annex (Dr. Shankar)
--Scythia sends some Lord
--Everyone else consented to sending some character
-Bavaria exacts tribute of land, resources, and people from all NATO members
--Trattoria would provide the Valorian Annex (50 systems conquered from Valoros)
(*) aka no backstabbing due to meta complications
APPROVED AMENDMENT (meta): All 5 signatories favor modifying the treaty to deem that Starlark has two months from March 1 (so end of April) to finish. If it does, the result will reflect on the result of O: DC and the appropriate concessions will kick in. If, however, Starlark does not complete by end of April, then NATO and TA will declare a tie regarding Operation: Dominion's Call, the treaty will enter force, and neither concessions will kick in. Starlark will then fall under Clause 10 and run to completion for meta practicality reasons like all other ongoing AN-TA content. Additionally, if the battle has clearly swung to one side, then a victor should be declared, as opposed to having to rush the final few turns in the name of getting a victor. Dilanski is willing to turn the end of the battle into a 'soap' in order to get it tied up.
APPROVED AMENDMENT (meta) [passed 1/28/2018]: As the Third Alliance has demonstrated good faith in the negotiation and execution of this Treaty of Planet Versailles, clause 11 (which constitutes only clause 11, and not 11.1) shall be voided as of 1/28/2018 and thus the parties to this treaty are free to backstab this treaty. This amendment only takes effect after it has been passed and cannot be retroactively applied to events that happened before that.
|Treaty of Planet Versailles|
Due to the indecisive stalemate in Operation Dominion's Call, neither section regarding NATO or Bavaria conditional concessions took effect. Major consequences of the treaty include the reestablishment of the Allied Nations with a full membership, including the Third Alliance; galactic hegemony of the Space Mafia; maintenance of Third Alliance sovereignty and existence; and of course, the end of the AN-TA War.