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Revision as of 16:42, 6 March 2015
| Distinctions: | Fortune 666 |
| CEO: | Tim Cook |
| Country: | Sovereign Corporation (Trattoria-associated) |
| Website: | www.apple.com |
| ▼ NASDAQ: AAPL | 126.41 -2.13 (-1.66%) |
"Think different, by buying our products"
Hello! Thank you for coming. We're going to make some history today.
Welcome to Apple Inc. We are the second-largest company in the known BrikVerse and its most valuable brand.
Every once in a while a revolutionary product comes along that changes everything. Apple has been very fortunate- we've been able to introduce a few of these into the world. In G.R. 1984 we introduced the Macintosh. It didn’t just change Apple, it changed the whole galactic computer industry. In G.R. 2001 we introduced the first iPod. And it didn’t just change the way we all listen to music, it changed the entire music industry. Well, since then, we've introduced the iPhone, the iPad, the iWatch, and the iGlass, each with their own accompanying societal reverberations that outlasted their initial release or sales.
Because at Apple, we're not just in the business of creating technology products. We aim to create cultural revolutions.
Our beloved founder and dear leader, Steve Jobs, has unfortunately passed away. We will continue to sustain and honor his legacy through our innovation. Here in our sovereign Cupertino star system, our engineers and designers work around the clock to envision the next big thing and then bring it into reality. We will also never cease our unending war with the heretics Google Inc. and Microsoft. To that end, we also maintain our own internal personal security forces.
Apple Inc. sells its offerings throughout the BrikVerse, as we believe every minifig should experience the joy of having an iDevice. However, in recognition of their status as our best customer, we often field test experimental designs and technologies in the Trattorian market.
For those who believe our offerings are too expensive- perfection is worth any cost.
| Key Financials | (Amount) | (% change) |
| Revenues: | $170.9 trillion | 9.2% |
| Profits: | $37.0 trillion | -11.3% |
| Total Assets: | $207.0 trillion | |
| Total Shareholder Equity: | $123.5 trillion | |
| Market Value: | $748.5 trillion |
