Difference between revisions of "Astronuts"

From BrikWars
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Line 1: Line 1:
 
{{Faction
 
{{Faction
|name=Astronuts
+
|name=AstroNuts
|image=Mars Mission Logo.png
+
|structure=Nomadic Diaspora
|structure=Empire
 
 
|teklevel=TL 5
 
|teklevel=TL 5
|influence=Small Empire
+
|influence=Scattered Groups
|allies=
+
|allies=[[Deadly SpaceMen]]
[[Deadly Spaceman|Deadly Spacemen]]
 
 
|enemies=Jelly Aliens}}
 
|enemies=Jelly Aliens}}
  
 +
[[File:7690-1.jpg|frame|center|An AstroNut base]]
  
[[File:7690-1.jpg|frame|center|An Astronut base]]
+
The AstroNuts were a later offshoot of [[Deadly SpaceMen]] who were sent to investigate a planet filled with [[green transparent]] space crystals that could provide large amounts of power for the DSM. Unknown to them, this planet was inhabited by [[Green Transparent Alien]]s, and when they arrived on the planet their ship was immediately ambushed by the aliens in a pitched battle.
  
the Astro nuts were a branch of the [[Deadly Spaceman|deadly space men]] who were sent to investigate a planet filled with [[GT|translucent green]] space crystals that could provide large amounts of power for the DSM. Unknown to them, this planet was inhabited by strange aliens, and when they arrived on the planet their ship was ambushed by the aliens who raped all of the Astro nut women.
+
Although this unexpected combat brought great joy to the AstroNuts, they soon discovered to their horror that the aliens were led by an Alien Queen, the DSMs' first encounter with a [[female]] being of any kind. Due to the shock of this frightening discovery, the AstroNuts' [[leader]] rolled a critical failure on deciding what to do next. The AstroNuts committed complete genocide against the green transparent species, destroying not only any chance for future combat but the source of the green transparent crystals as well.
  
Due to this frightening sexual experience, all of the women had developed genophobia. The Astro nuts, pissed off at aliens for making it so they could not have sex, killed all of them. Then, the leader rolled a critical failure on deciding what to do next, and instead of taking as many crystals as they could and going back to get more women, he had everyone be sent off in small groups to travel the galaxy.
+
Shamefully fascinated by their experience, the surviving AstroNuts became obsessed with seeking out further pockets of green transparent aliens and their monstrous queens. The faction fragmented, gathering as many crystals as they could and dispersing themselves in small exploration groups across the forgotten corners of [[the galaxy]].
 +
 
 +
[[Category: Anti-Women Factions]]

Revision as of 17:58, 11 May 2015

AstroNuts
Blank fig.jpg
Nomadic Diaspora
TL 5
Scattered Groups
Player
None listed
Allies
Deadly SpaceMen
Enemies
Jelly Aliens
Notable People
None listed


An AstroNut base

The AstroNuts were a later offshoot of Deadly SpaceMen who were sent to investigate a planet filled with green transparent space crystals that could provide large amounts of power for the DSM. Unknown to them, this planet was inhabited by Green Transparent Aliens, and when they arrived on the planet their ship was immediately ambushed by the aliens in a pitched battle.

Although this unexpected combat brought great joy to the AstroNuts, they soon discovered to their horror that the aliens were led by an Alien Queen, the DSMs' first encounter with a female being of any kind. Due to the shock of this frightening discovery, the AstroNuts' leader rolled a critical failure on deciding what to do next. The AstroNuts committed complete genocide against the green transparent species, destroying not only any chance for future combat but the source of the green transparent crystals as well.

Shamefully fascinated by their experience, the surviving AstroNuts became obsessed with seeking out further pockets of green transparent aliens and their monstrous queens. The faction fragmented, gathering as many crystals as they could and dispersing themselves in small exploration groups across the forgotten corners of the galaxy.