Battles of the Immortal War
The following battles took place during The Immortal War, as well as numerous smaller, unrecorded conflicts.
See also: Timeline of the Immortal War
Fall of Fico
A desperate stand by the Gamma Corps on their home planet, Fico, against an unstoppable invading foe, The Immortals in G.R. 2009. This marks the first major incident in the Immortal War, tearing apart several empires and forcing others to choose sides or perish under the hammer.
Zombie Zulu Dawn
A Flare up of tensions between multiple Star Nations that took place during a Zombie Apocalypse. Orchestrated by a band of Rouge Peach dissidents and their genetic mutation experiments. You, know, the usual. Staring a cast of millions. Full After-Action Report Here: Immortal Admiral Warhead's Debriefing
King Leonidus of the VoL dies during ZZD and fights his way out of BrikHell like a badass.
The Vol consolidation campaign
The Vol alliance with the Immortals was not met with approval by all, even among the Vol. Currently, the Vol have been consolidating power, subjugating dissenting clans and forging an even more efficient and more formidable empire.
An Immortal's Worst Nightmare
Truly a nightmare, this was PedoNuker's first forum battle, and like anything else he does, was a piece of crap. The premise totally raped the entire Immortal War storyline by introducing this "Immortal-killing" Mcguffin, and having a couple star nations fight over it. Luckily, Stubby stepped in halfway through the battle and banned the little idiot before anything could happen. Nothing is known about the rest of the battle and the fate of the mcguffin, but it is assumed that stubby banhammered the entire planet, destroying the mcguffin, the camera crew filming the battle, and all the living things on it. Final Transmission from Surface: News Team D0
Immortal Incident on Medivo
The forces of Evuul on the primitive planet of Medivo seek the aid of the Immortals in their fight against their insidious and sickeningly goody two shoes enemies. Full Overview Report: Immortal Oversight Craft IEX109
Hope's last stand
After the Akkadian technological development of personal teleporters, all neighboring planets immediately launched an assault on Akkadia, in an attempt to stop the teleportation accelerator from becoming fully operational. They failed in accomplishing this, and their deaths opened up pro-immortal opportunities for advancement in the Akkadian sector. Afteraction Report: Immortal Class III Sniper I0158
The Immortal Hunt
A squad of Silvarian soldiers attempt to capture the knocked-out Immortal called M from a few Shady Mercenaries. Just beside this caravan battle was another one, a gaggle of Britannians trying to recapture several treasure chests from manly pirates. All are pursued by a hovercar of Fenian Raiders. The result was a temporary victory of the Shady Mercs, (everything else was destroyed by a giant cat) until the three mercs trapped on a broken vehicle in the middle of the desert were found and killed by the Silvarian Empire. Bystander Account: Giant Cat Tribe
Boarding the Hyperion
By Koincidence, an Immortal Navy SHIP was raided by both Briktopians and Pirates at the same time. The raid ultimately failed but it turned out that the computer core from Zombie (Zulu) Dawn was onboard the Hyperion together with Emperor Warhead who had apparently retrieved it from the void. Also, Zombie Lincoln was captured by the Immortals, whose contacts, and possibly support, between The Immortal Empire and the peach abominations were revealed. Security Log Files: Captain of Security (deceased)
A battle on a minor planet near the Immortal power base. The Immortals attacked with a guerrilla force to destroy a comms relay. Battle Report: Orbital Observer
The Battle of The Altai Sector
As a small side note. The combined Silvarian, NSST and Tyronian fleets defended the capital of the NSST from the MNU. The battle was ended when Ross Varn's personal ship warped in and sent the shuttle to Nyphilis. The battle escalated, with the Immortals getting involved as temporary allies, ending with the complete destruction of the Nyphilian Empire and extermination of every last one of the little gits. An Immortal/ Tyronian fleet raided an escape convoy, boarded the shuttle, and captured the President Austin (who'd allegedly resigned), a lower general, and several Secret Service men. All were executed or all slated for execution by Lord Warhead. The battle is further illustration of pedonuker's mental instability. First empire to fall after the Immortals introduced themselves to the galaxy by booting the Gamma Corps off Fico. The Battle: The Brik Fourms: Neutral Territory Space The Capture: The Brik Fourms: Execution Chamber Aio-9
The Alighieri Incursion
Vergilius Raskolnikov invaded the FELC world of Alighieri as part of his universal conquest campaign. What at first looked like a simple enough fight was made more complicated when Pirates and BrikThulhian abominations joined the fray. To top it off, an Immortal strike force appeared, declaring war on the FELC for their betrayal of The Immortal Empire. A combination of unholy magic and tentacle rape eventually purged the entire planet of life, ending the battle. Full file here: Independent Archivist Arkbrik's Report
The War for Remarque
Vergilius Raskolnikov continued his war against the FELC, igniting the Eastern Region's border wars over unclaimed worlds. Briktopian Empire troops reinforced FELCian troops as the ground war burst from the trenches. The previously present crew of pirates appeared, cast out from BrikThulhu's locker, and intent on mayhem. An Immortal detachment arrived to attack the FELC, but was destroyed itself by the anti-Immortal allies. Vergilius army was eventually wiped out (in part thanks to the timely intervention of some overpowered illiterates) and Vergilius Raskolnikov himself was killed by pirate captain Rodrigo Palo. At the end of the day, the FELC stood triumphant on Remarque, having repulsed Raskolnikov's invasion and enlarged their own empire. Full file here: Independent Archivist Arkbrik's Report
Scythians Under Attack
Warhead sends the newly hired Zupponn Mining Co. mercenaries with some Immortal support to raid a run down Scythian mining outpost. Unexpectedly, Farce Using Ninjas, Ruffians, and Medieval Enthusiasts show up to create some chaos. Eventually the battle ends with the Immortals and their Zupponn Mining Co. allies victorious as they destroy the outpost and put a dent in the Scythian war effort. Battle Report: Scythians Under Attack
A Warhead shard seizes control of the Kingdom of Avalon for a period, forever changing the course of the nation. See wiki page for more details.
The Prussian-Monarchial Conflict was a part of the Immortal War which began in R. 2,011 as the Inquistadorial Monarchy plotted to attack the newly discovered Neo-Prussian Empire in hopes of seizing their rich system. Forum thread
See the forum thread for a full list of battles within this sub-conflict.
A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day
Vergilius Raskolnikov attempts to attack the neutral Allied Nations during the first part of the AN-TA War, with the Immortals getting tangled in the chaos. Forum Battle Top Thread: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day
Operation Silver Bullet
A Trattorian experiment to contain the Immortal Maniac Sergeant Banfull goes horribly awry and attracts unwanted attention from other factions. The battle ended abruptly under disastrous unknown circumstances and the subsequent mass-amnesticization of all present personnel - Trattorian forces lost track of Sergeant Banfull in the chaos. Forum Battle Top Thread: Operation Silver Bullet
A Lovely Picnic
Battle for the Immortal Hard Drive
A hard drive with Immortal intelligence is lost and fought over by various factions, eventually being seized by the USA. Chat Battle: Battle for the Immortal Hard Drive
The Scythian Office of Naval Intelligence loses contact with one of its secret KUTM facilities, and several factions send forces to investigate. Forum Battle: K.U.T.M. (ongoing)
The Immortal War truly begins when the Immortals break out from Fico, and invade into the surrounding systems.
The story of the Omega Legion's operations against the United Systems Alliance.
The Fall of Starport 73
Led by the Omega Shard, the Imperial Legions and their allies attack a spaceport held by the United Systems Alliance to capture a Warhead Shard. Forum Battle Topic Thread: The Fall of Starport 73
Escape from Planet Drex
On the immortal occupied planet of Drex the remnants of the USA army attempt to escape. Chat Battle: Escape from Planet Drex
Get That Antiimmortalium!
The Omega Legion, The United Systems Alliance, and other factions clash over the last of the Nyphilian Antiimmortalium. Forum Battle Topic Thread: Get That Antiimmortalium!
Immortal forces knock out a USA early-warning station in the Hawaii system, enabling a future Immortal invasion of the USA home systems. Chat Battle: Contingency Red
Get That Teleportium!
Immortal forces fight with a bunch of other factions over some trans-pink teleportium that sprouted in the middle of a town. The battle ends in Immortal defeat and the death of the Huntress, with the Trattorians prevailing. Forum Battle: Get that Teleportium
Battle of Bay View
The Immortal Omega Legion makes landfall on the USA west coast. Finish this writeup later. Forum Battle: Battle of Bay View
The Sigma Legion is the invisible hand of the Immortal Empire, using unconventional tactics to bring down the major superpowers of Nehellenium. Their area of responsibility encompasses the Northern Spirals region of the galaxy, including the USA's eastern border, Trattoria, and Assyria.
Murders & Acquisitions
The Sigma Legion, led by the Accountant and with some help from the Immortal allied Britannians, ambush and kidnap a Goldman Sucks executive outside New London while fighting off USA and Trattorian resistance. The executive is successfully tortured with hot tea waterboarding into revealing valuable insider information on several upcoming mergers & acquisitions, which Sigma Legion plans to use to sabotage the economies of the Anti-Immortal superpowers. Chat Battle: Murders & Acquisitions
A Hostile Takeover
Led by the Accountant and the Sigma Shard, the Sigma Legion acts on some of the insider info gained previously to stage a daring infiltration raid in the Assyrian Star Empire's capital Austere. They attack a meeting where United Assyrian Technologies is trying to acquire GI Brik Inc., a USA weapons and ammunition supplier, with the goal of killing off the UAT executives and forcing GI Brik's acquisition by the Immortal Empire and disrupting the Anti-Immortal Alliance's weapons supply. Fierce fighting with Assyrian, USA, and Trattorian forces, along with the Sigma Shard's reckless bloodlust, leads to a mission failure, although the entire GI Brik board of directors and CEO are killed off and the Immortals seize several company laptops and documents containing further insider info and intel. Chat Battle: A Hostile Takeover
LIBOR to Me
Aided by Immortal Empire Agent Valkova, a revived Britannian Lord Wildman and Claybar PLC betray the other banks in a LIBOR interest rate rigging scheme (including Goldman Sucks and Hell's Fargo & Co.) and kill all anti-Immortal units present with no casualties. Chat Battle: LIBOR to Me
Battle of Planet New Orleans
With reinforcements supplied by Immortal High Command, the Sigma Legion finally begins the Immortal invasion of the USA home systems in their first large-scale conventional combat operation, striking at the southern swamp city planet of New Orleans. After the Accountant's naval forces secured space superiority with a surprise assault, the Sigma Shard, Immortal forces, and other pro-Immortal allies dropped to the surface and mopped up the USA and allied Anti-Immortal defenders in the city. Afterwards, the Immortals bombarded the planet from orbit with black-hole missiles. Overall, Immortal forces secured a foothold for further invasion. Chat Battle: Battle of New Orleans
The Theta Legion is responsible for the Immortal invasion of the Atherta Federation and surrounding regions.