Beige Carpet - Revision history

Tzan: Added a Beige Carpet image

2013-02-13T19:23:38Z

Added a Beige Carpet image

2013-02-13T04:48:27Z

2013-02-08T19:50:58Z

Hardwood floor

2013-02-08T19:45:16Z

included some of the forum ideas

2013-02-05T22:59:55Z

2013-02-05T20:37:51Z

2013-02-05T04:55:51Z

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← Older revision		Revision as of 19:23, 13 February 2013
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−	{{Location\|name=The Beige Carpet\|image=~~Blankloc1~~.jpg\|type=BrikVerse SpaceTime\|position=Everywhere\|size=Infinite\|resources=PlaySpace\|inhabitants=BrikVersians\|keylocations=Anywhere}}	+	{{Location\|name=The Beige Carpet\|image=BeigeCarpet icon1.jpg\|type=BrikVerse SpaceTime\|position=Everywhere\|size=Infinite\|resources=PlaySpace\|inhabitants=BrikVersians\|keylocations=Anywhere}}
	Discovered by [[Warhead]] in [[R. 2,011]] after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new [[MOC]]s all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw pedos across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.		Discovered by [[Warhead]] in [[R. 2,011]] after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new [[MOC]]s all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw pedos across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.

← Older revision		Revision as of 04:48, 13 February 2013
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		+	{{Location\|name=The Beige Carpet\|image=Blankloc1.jpg\|type=BrikVerse SpaceTime\|position=Everywhere\|size=Infinite\|resources=PlaySpace\|inhabitants=BrikVersians\|keylocations=Anywhere}}
	Discovered by [[Warhead]] in [[R. 2,011]] after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new [[MOC]]s all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw pedos across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.		Discovered by [[Warhead]] in [[R. 2,011]] after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new [[MOC]]s all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw pedos across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.

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	A positive hit on Beige Carpet usually results in the hurling of baseless accusations, inside jokes, threats regarding mom snuggling and comparisons to Hitler.		A positive hit on Beige Carpet usually results in the hurling of baseless accusations, inside jokes, threats regarding mom snuggling and comparisons to Hitler.

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		+	== Hardwood Floor ==
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		+	Hardwood floor is a myth.
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		+	All soccer moms want to believe that under their Beige Carpet is a beautiful hardwood floor. They are just waiting for their lazy pedophile husband to remove the carpet. But this never happens, due to the fact that pedophiles love Beige Carpet. See: Police Investigations. Thus proving the hardwood floor mythyness.
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		+	See: Hardwood Uncertainty Principle
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		+	Anyone who has actually claimed to have seen hardwood floor is a Damn Liar, or mentally unstable.
		+	They fall into the same category of people who have not only seen UFOs but also had tea with them, from a tea table resting on a hardwood floor.
		+	A statistical impossibility, quite likely to cause the entire Brikverse to be divided by zero.
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		+	~ Tzan, Theoretical Brikicist

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 == Carpet Theory ==
-String Theory is now generally regarded as a bad idea. But, if you bundle those strings and interweave them, you'd get Carpet Theory.
+Neckbeard Science has spent decades trying to explain how really small particles support the elements that make up the visible world. They call this String Theory, which is now generally regarded as a bad idea.
-[[ABS]] is what the customizable structure of the Brikverse is made of. At a lower, sub-atomic level, that ABS sits upon the immutable Beige Carpet. Wherever you find a Brikwar, there are beige carpets. Whether its in space, a green meadow, a castle or a dark cave.
+But, if you bundle those strings and interweave them, you'd get Carpet Theory.
 The Beige Carpet is indestructible. It can survive any number of game ending atomic explosions.

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-[[Places and Locations]]
+[[Category:Locations]]
 [[Category:BrikWars Universe]]

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 String Theory is now generally regarded as a bad idea. But, if you bundle those strings and interweave them, you'd get Carpet Theory.
-[[ABS]] is what the customizable structure of the Brikverse is made of. At a lower, sub-atomic level, that ABS sits upon the immutable Beige Carpet. Wherever you find a Brikwar, there are beige carpets. Whether its in [[space]], a green meadow, a castle or a dark cave.
+[[ABS]] is what the customizable structure of the Brikverse is made of. At a lower, sub-atomic level, that ABS sits upon the immutable Beige Carpet. Wherever you find a Brikwar, there are beige carpets. Whether its in [[brikspace]], a green meadow, a castle or a dark cave.
 The Beige Carpet is indestructible. It can survive any number of game ending atomic explosions.

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−	Discovered by [[Warhead]] in [[R. 2,01]]1 after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new [[MOC]]'S all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw pedos across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.	+	Discovered by [[Warhead]] in [[R. 2,011]] after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new [[MOC]]s all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw pedos across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.

	It was also discovered that most forum members have some form of this horror in their homes, and as a result we are all doomed.		It was also discovered that most forum members have some form of this horror in their homes, and as a result we are all doomed.