Discovered by Warhead in R. 2,011 after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new MOCs all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw pedos across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.
It was also discovered that most forum members have some form of this horror in their homes, and as a result we are all doomed.
The Beige Carpet will destroy us all!
The ultimate in stealth technology, there are hundreds of Pedonukers SHIPS hiding in this photo, all hidden by the mighty carpet and its time/space bending properties
Neckbeard Science has spent decades trying to explain how really small particles support the elements that make up the visible world. They call this String Theory, which is now generally regarded as a bad idea.
But, if you bundle those strings and interweave them, you'd get Carpet Theory.
Carpet Theory tries to explain the fabric of the universe that supports ABS elements. Even in locations where no ABS element can be seen, there is still Beige Carpet.
ABS is what the customizable structure of the Brikverse is made of. At a lower, sub-atomic level, that ABS sits upon the immutable Beige Carpet. In the Brikverse there are chunks of ABS, planets, baseplates on a battle field. Between these ABS elements is non ABS "space". All of that space is Beige Carpet. All of the "space" below the ABS elements is the supporting Beige Carpet.
Wherever you find a Brikwar, there are beige carpets. Whether its in space, a green meadow, a castle or a dark cave.
The Beige Carpet is indestructible. It can survive any number of game ending atomic explosions.
Beige Carpet is the fabric of our lives.
The police analyze interior photographs of suspect's homes. The presence of Beige Carpet is a strong indicator of Pedophile activity. A positive hit on Beige Carpet usually results in the hurling of baseless accusations, inside jokes, threats regarding mom snuggling and comparisons to Hitler.