Denmark-Empryan War

Dubbed "The First N00b War," The Denmark-Empryan war is a ongoing conflict between the Empryan Colonies and the Kingdom of Denmark, and their allies concerning Peaches. Emeria later declared it the 7th Exalted March

Events

The Denmark-Empryan War first erupted when the Kingdom of Denmark discovered the Empryan policies of Yellow supremacy. Being believers of equality for everyone, Denmark flipped their shit and flung everything at the Empryans. The first Danish act of the war fell upon the Planet of Emprya. Large groups of Rebels, riled up by Danish spies (who had been mobilizing prior to the outbreak of war), attempted to sabotage an Empryan Trade ship on March 17th, BR 2014. Not only did this not go well for the spies, the war was brought to the attention of Emeria, a faction very dedicated to the cause of the Extermination of the Peaches. The Emerians took one look at the conflict, said "Fuck it, we're in," and started sending hordes of fanatically racist cannon fodder armed with rifles, SMGs, and heavy machine guns in white armor to the rescue.

After discovering that Valoros had sided with Denmark, The Daleks dedicated their cause to the Empryans. Bavaria, momentarily remembering an earlier treaty, entered the conflict for Denmark.

Status

Following the entrance of Shadovia, the war has since come to a standstill. Word has reached Empryans that The Empire of Denmark is preparing to attack a major city. Lately, Empryan officials have become aware of a rumor that Danish forces were preparing to attack a major city, but most have disregarded it has rumor and whispering. Still, this has local forces battening down, drilling the populace for evacuating and fortifying the cities in the area.

After discovering a breach in Trattoria's laws regarding Patents, Trattoria withdrew it's pledge to not get involved in the First N00B War, and declared war on Emprya.

After the Trattorians entered the war, Davidros decided they were vastly outnumbered, and got back to work on something mildly useful.

Despite claims of an invasion of the Danish planet Mark, the Danes remain in a state of complete mirth due to their enemies name, whether this invasion will ever happen though is a complete mystery...

Allegiances

Allied to Emprya/Fighting Denmark

• Phalek
  • Empryan Colonies, as their mortal enemy, Valoros, sided with Denmark.
• Emerian Empire and United Commonwealths
  • Fighting Peach scum whereever they may be found
• EPÉEN alliance

Allied to Denmark / Fighting Emprya

• Empire of Shadovia
  • An ally to the Kingdom of Denmark
• Valorans
  • Kingdom of Denmark, prompting the Daleks to side with Emprya
• Bavaria
  • Alliance formed secretly, marked the first entry of a great power into the war.
• Trattoria
  • Withdrawn from the war since Emprya agreed to cease its Peach Virus Cure patent infringement.

Battles

Assault in the Bushes

Battle for Purim

Phalek test run

Phalek virtual reality training module

Ever get the feeling you aren't welcome (Battle of Soluin)

[put a link to Vami's Compound here once it's finished and has a top thread]

Invasion of Planet Mark

EPÉEN has recently made a move to invade the Planet Mark, the massive homeworld of the Kingdom of Denmark.

Mark Attack

War

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Empryan Colonies & Allies

Emerian Empire, ARC,

Empryan & Allied Command

Major Romano (Emeria)

Kingdom of Denmark & Allies

Kingdom of Denamrk, Empire of Shadovia, and the Valorans

Danish & Allied Command

Mandalore the Maverick, Chinook

Results

So far, complete withdrawal of Danish forces

Forum Threads