McRonald's Corporation

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Distinctions: Fortune 666, Dow Jones
CEO: Ronald Thompson
Country: United Systems Alliance
NYSE: MCR 97.13 -1.98 (-2.00%)

"I'm lovin' the diabeetus"

McRonald's is one of the largest fast food chains in the Nehellium Galaxy with a brand recognition more widespread than Triangulism. Known for their cheap, near instantly prepared burgers, fries, and other fast food staples, you can find a McRonalds restaurant in any almost country you visit in the BrikVerse. The negative health effects of McRonalds food, including obesity, heart disease, and the feared diabeetus, are well-known among minifigs but they still eat the shit anyways. McRonalds invests heavily in marketing towards children, creating a clown mascot Donald McRonald and including free toys with kids' Happiness Meals (made from Monsatan's toxic plastic, of course).

McRonalds is a known sponsor of peach genocides, although many peaches are too poor to care and continue eating McRonalds food. McRonalds then takes the corpses of these dead peaches and grinds them into burger patties and chicken nuggets. Underpaid fast-food wage slaves then cheerfully deliver the food to billions of minifigs across the galaxy every day.

(Note: The company was sued by extradimensional lawyers and had to change its name. All references to "McDonald's" should now refer to McRonald's)

Key Financials (Amount) (% change)
Revenues: $28.1 trillion 2.0%
Profits: $5.59 trillion 2.2%
Total Assets: $36.6 trillion
Total Shareholder Equity: $16.0 trillion
Market Value: $97.0 trillion

A McRonald's Cargo Convoy.
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