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| − | |'''Distinctions:'''
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| − | |Fortune 666
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| − | |'''CEO:'''
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| − | |Ronald Thompson
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| − | |'''Country:'''
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| − | |[[United Systems Alliance]]
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| − | |'''Website:'''
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| − | |www.mcronalds.co.us
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| − | |<span style="color:#ff0000">▼</span> NYSE: MCR
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| − | |<span style="color:#ff0000">97.13 -1.98 (-2.00%)</span>
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| − | ''"I'm lovin' the diabeetus"''
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| − | McRonald's is one of the largest fast food chains in the [[Nehellium Galaxy]] with a brand recognition more widespread than [[Triangulism]]. Known for their cheap, near instantly prepared burgers, fries, and other fast food staples, you can find a McRonalds restaurant in any almost country you visit in the BrikVerse. The negative health effects of McRonalds food, including obesity, heart disease, and the feared diabeetus, are well-known among [[minifig]]s but they still eat the shit anyways. McRonalds invests heavily in marketing towards children, creating a clown mascot Donald McRonald and including free toys with kids' Happiness Meals (made from [[Monsatan Company|Monsatan]]'s toxic plastic, of course).
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| − | McRonalds is a known sponsor of [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4964 peach genocides], although many peaches are too poor to care and continue eating McRonalds food. McRonalds then takes the corpses of these dead [[peach]]es and grinds them into burger patties and chicken nuggets. Underpaid fast-food wage slaves then cheerfully deliver the food to billions of minifigs across the galaxy every day.
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| − | (Note: The company was sued by extradimensional lawyers and had to change its name. All references to "[[McDonald's]]" should now refer to McRonald's)
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| − | |''<strong>Key Financials</strong>''
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| − | |<span style ="color:#c0c0c0">(Amount)</span>
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| − | |'''Revenues:'''
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| − | |$28.1 trillion
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| − | |2.0%
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| − | |'''Profits:'''
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| − | |$5.59 trillion
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| − | |2.2%
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| − | |'''Total Assets:'''
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| − | |$36.6 trillion
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| − | |'''Total Shareholder Equity:'''
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| − | |$16.0 trillion
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| − | |'''Market Value:'''
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| − | |$97.0 trillion
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