Rekonstruktion - Revision history

Quantumsurfer at 04:48, 14 February 2013

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Stubby at 23:49, 1 February 2013

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Stubby: /* Noteworthy Rekonstruktions */

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‎Noteworthy Rekonstruktions

Quantumsurfer at 12:53, 1 February 2013

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Quantumsurfer at 12:53, 1 February 2013

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Quantumsurfer at 20:26, 30 January 2013

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Quantumsurfer at 15:56, 30 January 2013

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Natalya at 00:42, 28 January 2013

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Natalya: Orange Time Chainsaw!! FUCK YEA

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Orange Time Chainsaw!! FUCK YEA

Stubby: /* The Birth of the Deadly Spaceman */ Spaceman image added

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‎The Birth of the Deadly Spaceman: Spaceman image added

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 Because the use of ABS as a construction material and fuel has the side-effect of warping time and space, and because SpaceMen's natural compulsion to kick ass must inevitably tear all histories into tangled messes, time in the BrikWars universe is inconsistent and poorly-defined. One might leave one's house in the morning on a brisk walk, innocuously chewing a piece of ABS chewing gum, and find oneself arriving home 300 years in the past. Two sides of the same street might be on separate planets one day, and cross-dimensionally superimposed on one another the next. How does one organize a history when such extreme distortions are possible?
-BrikWars historians order their scriptures according to Rekonstruktions, assigned a number according to how many previous realities they're influenced by.
+BrikWars historians order their scriptures according to Rekonstruktions, assigned a number according to how many previous realities they're influenced by.  These numbers are prefaced with the convention "R." (for Rekonstruktion) but some of the older inhabitants of the BrikVerse, the ones who haven't been recycled yet, prefer the more ancient "G.R." convention (for Great Rekonstruktion).  Both are equally correct ways for historians to refer to time as each group thinks theirs sounds the coolest.
 Although the reality in which SpaceMen arose has been proven to be the original version of the BrikVerse, Brik science has determined that the SpaceMen's destruction of the universe retroactively created 1,977 previous generations of Retkonstrukted realities preceding their own. None of these previous realities contain minifigs, but as they get closer to [[R. 1,978]], devolved forms of pre-minifig life can be observed. These creatures occasionally reappear in later Revolutions, and may paradoxically be the source of the protofig bioengineers responsible for creating the SpaceMen in the first place.

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 [[Theology and Philosophy|Brik theologians]] theorize that, because the [[Universal Ass-Kicking]] created 1,977 previous generations of reality, it must have created exactly 1,977 generations to follow, and the universe will finally run out of ABS in [[R. 3,955]].
-By complete and lucky [[koincidence]], Rekonstruktion numbers correspond precisely to the years on [[Earth]] during which their factions appeared on retail shelves in construction brik sets. For instance, the invasion of [[Poop Dragons]] from the [[NegaVerse]] occurring in [[R. 2,003]] happens to correspond exactly with Mega Bloks' "Dragons" line knocking Lego out of the #1 Construction Toy spot in the year 2003 on Earth.
+By complete and lucky [[koincidence]], Rekonstruktion numbers correspond precisely to the years on [[Earth]] during which their factions appeared on retail shelves in construction brik sets. For instance, the invasion of [[Nega Genus|Poop Dragons]] from the [[NegaVerse]] occurring in [[R. 2,003]] happens to correspond exactly with Mega Bloks' "Dragons" line knocking Lego out of the #1 Construction Toy spot in the year 2003 on Earth.
 Naturally, factions don't simply disappear at the end of their Rekonstruktion; remnants of each faction linger on in the garage sales and discount shelves of history. A popular few, such as the Royals, come back for several Rekonstruktions in a series of evolved forms.

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 {{Sidebar|[[File:Spaceman_color_600.jpg|300px]]
-Religious iconography created by a Deadly-SpaceMan-worshipping cult from the much later BrikVerse of R. 2,003.}}IN THE BEGINNING, the history of the [[BrikWars Universe|BrikVerse]] was simple. Blocky brick-built figures rose up from the primordial plastic, which then evolved into simple [[minifig]]s. Led by the [[Yellow King]], the fountainhead of all lines of royalty to follow, the [[civilization]] of these new minifigs flourished. They quickly mastered the art of hinged castlebuilding with the creation of the legendary [[Yellow Castle]], and eliminated all non-[[Yellow]] figures in a friendly campaign of smiling racial genocides.
+Religious iconography created by a Deadly-SpaceMan-worshipping cult from the much later BrikVerse of R. 2,003.}}IN THE BEGINNING, the history of the [[BrikWars Universe|BrikVerse]] was simple. Blocky brick-built figures rose up from the primordial plastic, which then evolved into simple [[minifig]]s. Led by the [[Yellow King]], the fountainhead of all lines of royalty to follow, the [[Factions and Forces|civilization]] of these new minifigs flourished. They quickly mastered the art of hinged castlebuilding with the creation of the legendary [[Yellow Castle]], and eliminated all non-[[Yellow]] figures in a friendly campaign of smiling racial genocides.
 With the progress of history, this carefree population of medieval knights blossomed into modern cities of yellow and happy-faced citizens, brutally divided by hat style into strict castes of policemen, petroleum workers, drivers, firemen, construction workers, and finally, [[girls]]. The construction worker class developed a substantial body of knowledge surrounding the usage and properties of the mysterious [[ABS]] they worked with, and independent cabals of construction-worker theoreticians began investigating the possibility of using it for interdimensional space travel and bioengineering. Before long, all of minifig society was caught up in a space race to extend their reach to the plastic stars above.
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 Although the reality in which SpaceMen arose has been proven to be the original version of the BrikVerse, Brik science has determined that the SpaceMen's destruction of the universe retroactively created 1,977 previous generations of Retkonstrukted realities preceding their own. None of these previous realities contain minifigs, but as they get closer to [[R. 1,978]], devolved forms of pre-minifig life can be observed. These creatures occasionally reappear in later Revolutions, and may paradoxically be the source of the protofig bioengineers responsible for creating the SpaceMen in the first place.
-[[Religion|Brik theologians]] theorize that, because the [[Universal Ass-Kicking]] created 1,977 previous generations of reality, it must have created exactly 1,977 generations to follow, and the universe will finally run out of ABS in [[R. 3,955]].
+[[Theology and Philosophy|Brik theologians]] theorize that, because the [[Universal Ass-Kicking]] created 1,977 previous generations of reality, it must have created exactly 1,977 generations to follow, and the universe will finally run out of ABS in [[R. 3,955]].
 By complete and lucky [[koincidence]], Rekonstruktion numbers correspond precisely to the years on [[Earth]] during which their factions appeared on retail shelves in construction brik sets. For instance, the invasion of [[Poop Dragons]] from the [[NegaVerse]] occurring in [[R. 2,003]] happens to correspond exactly with Mega Bloks' "Dragons" line knocking Lego out of the #1 Construction Toy spot in the year 2003 on Earth.

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 {{Sidebar|[[File:Spaceman_color_600.jpg|300px]]
-Religious iconography created by a Deadly-SpaceMan-worshipping cult from the much later BrikVerse of R. 2,003.}}IN THE BEGINNING, the history of the [[BrikVerse]] was simple. Blocky brick-built figures rose up from the primordial plastic, which then evolved into simple [[minifig]]s. Led by the [[Yellow King]], the fountainhead of all lines of royalty to follow, the [[civilization]] of these new minifigs flourished. They quickly mastered the art of hinged castlebuilding with the creation of the legendary [[Yellow Castle]], and eliminated all non-[[Yellow]] figures in a friendly campaign of smiling racial genocides.
+Religious iconography created by a Deadly-SpaceMan-worshipping cult from the much later BrikVerse of R. 2,003.}}IN THE BEGINNING, the history of the [[BrikWars Universe|BrikVerse]] was simple. Blocky brick-built figures rose up from the primordial plastic, which then evolved into simple [[minifig]]s. Led by the [[Yellow King]], the fountainhead of all lines of royalty to follow, the [[civilization]] of these new minifigs flourished. They quickly mastered the art of hinged castlebuilding with the creation of the legendary [[Yellow Castle]], and eliminated all non-[[Yellow]] figures in a friendly campaign of smiling racial genocides.
 With the progress of history, this carefree population of medieval knights blossomed into modern cities of yellow and happy-faced citizens, brutally divided by hat style into strict castes of policemen, petroleum workers, drivers, firemen, construction workers, and finally, [[girls]]. The construction worker class developed a substantial body of knowledge surrounding the usage and properties of the mysterious [[ABS]] they worked with, and independent cabals of construction-worker theoreticians began investigating the possibility of using it for interdimensional space travel and bioengineering. Before long, all of minifig society was caught up in a space race to extend their reach to the plastic stars above.
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 It's impossible to know the sources of genetik material used in the injection-mold construction of these ultimate superfigs. It can be assumed that no yellow-colored species was left untapped, from the smiley-faced minifig citizens, to their limbless protofig servants, to the long-armed yellow giants of earlier ages. (Any suggestion that the bloated white-colored Dooploids were involved, however, risks attracting the interdimensional attention of any number of SpaceMan Planetary Sterilization Squads, and is best avoided.) There was no questioning the end result, first achieved by the prestigious research team at [[Hospital 555]]: the [[Deadly SpaceMan]], the most dangerous bioengineered organism ever to exist, was loosed upon reality.
-The tales of the Deadly SpaceMen's interdimensional wave of terror, the internecine wars between the Red and White SpaceMan factions, and the histories of their galactik conquests would fill a library. For our purposes, it's only important to note that when their thousand-year rampage reached its end, they had kicked the ass of the entire universe. As SpaceMen of both factions planted their flags on the burning husk of the final unconquered world, the accumulated eon's worth of conquest reached such a level of ass-kickingness that it would soon break the universe.  Eventually, some SpaceMen created the ultimate dimentional weapon, the [[Orange Time Chainsaw]].  This terrifying device annihilated their enemies by pushing them out of space-time into the future or the past.  However, it was too strong and the weapon soon ripped apart time itself and shredded the very fabric of the [[BrikVerse]].
+The tales of the Deadly SpaceMen's interdimensional wave of terror, the internecine wars between the Red and White SpaceMan factions, and the histories of their galactik conquests would fill a library. For our purposes, it's only important to note that when their thousand-year rampage reached its end, they had kicked the ass of the entire universe. As SpaceMen of both factions planted their flags on the burning husk of the final unconquered world, the accumulated eon's worth of conquest reached such a level of ass-kickingness that it would soon break the universe.  Eventually, some SpaceMen created the ultimate dimentional weapon, the [[Orange Time Chainsaw]].  This terrifying device annihilated their enemies by pushing them out of space-time into the future or the past.  However, it was too strong and the weapon soon ripped apart time itself and shredded the very fabric of the [[BrikWars Universe|BrikVerse]].
 == History is Broken ==

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 [[R. 2,008]]<br>
 [[R. 2,009]]<br>
-[[R. 2,010]] <-- The most ossum G.R. yet.
+[[R. 2,010]] <-- The most ossum G.R. yet.<br>