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stubby wrote:This is inaccurate. The first true BrikWars romance was between Shaun Sullivan and Eric Joslin, circa 2000 or so.

My recordbook of erotic love says their first date was Feb. 5th 2000. A couple weeks before Valentine's Day.

DaveE

solvess wrote:... my floppy penis is the new mod of bonus material and he is being booty bothered and replacing my and some other users threads and posts with dapper pr0n.

Have you tried posting some pr0n of varying degrees of gayity to see if he replaces it with your normal posts?

DaveE

I think there was a whole different thread on OTC chainsaws, and one fellow decided to ask for addresses so he could mail out his huge supply of OTC chainsaws, one at a time. Sort of. I was mostly disappointed in the pissing contest that J+B was apparently trying to finish when he ordered something...

CANNOT.... RESIST.... MATH. To roll a 1d6 with coins: Take a penny, a nickel, and a dime. Toss them in the air. Find the coin that's the furthest away from the other two. In case of a tie, flip them again. Penny: tails = 1, heads = 2 Nickel: tails = 3, heads = 4 Dime: tails = 5, heads = 6 Probabilit...

I popped over to Peeron to check how many OTC's I owned, and lo and behold, the random part of the day? Chainsaw blade . ... Forbode! if I put all 35 then I would take away form the power that just one has. Wouldn't the same hold true for buying 35 of them? And for using 35 of them, in, say, a BrikW...

Would it be fair to use 2001 weapons in a 2005 game? Depends on your and your opponents' definitions of "fair", I guess :) There are things in the 2001 rules that are out of whack with the 2005 rules, although in general I think the 2005 rules will get you a little more bang-for-your-buck. But ther...

I think what's funny is that some of you seem to think you're in a "dark age". None of you are, quite obviously, because you're posting to a Lego-related forum. You're still thinking about/building with/playing with/buying Lego in one form or another. A "dark age" proper is when you give up Lego tot...

Honestly, I'd go with "nah". Are people really going to shell out $500+ for this? If someone wanted the parts , they'd just buy the ones they wanted off of BrickLink or eBay, where they know what they're getting in advance. Or they'd get discounted Lego sets, or even garage-sale-style bulk lots from...

As an Anorak, I have to say it's your kill. If your figs' deaths could be attributed either to yourself or to nobody, then you could have your figs all commit suicide and deprive your opponent of any remaining kills. That would be utterly underhanded, and worthy of some serious Hammer Of Discipline ...

Thank god. It seems like every other suggestion from all the teenage noobs is some unintelligible request for LEGO to pursue the Halo license-- typically written in all caps and/or with poor grammar. Hopefully this will cut down on the quantity of those ridiculous requests, and (wishful thinking) ma...

Now do a 2005 rules one. And risk having something up to date? Nah. Besides, the 2005 rules are so simple, what do you need a scorer for? Scoring a vehicle with the 2001 rules is like punching yourself in the face with a gorilla. If you don't have a vehicle scorer to help, you might as well cry and...

I've had this kicking around a while, but just added siege weapons to it, so it's actually almost useful (if you're still using the ruleset that's now some 3-or-so years out of date):

http://www.suave.net/~dave/brikwars/bwplatforms.html

DaveE

Phuck. It had to, since it isn't interrogation... We call it "ponto de interrogação". Literally, "interrogation mark". "Interrogation" in English has a negative meaning. It's the word we use when we think of (for example) police bringing someone into a dark room and acting threatening while asking ...

Actually, falling should only be counted if the minifig falls off somewhere where its higher then him, then he should be wounded. For every 1 cm higher then him or her, they get wounded which could eventually kill him. It's only applicable at heights greater than or equal to 1 story (6 brix), which...

collision damage should be fall damage divided by two (colision damage has 2 objects moving towards each other causing twice the damage as one obgect moving at the ground or a wall Actually, that's the complete opposite of my point. Collision damage is falling damage. You collide with the ground. T...