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I love Salty Bets. Waste so much time.

Too many to fit in my asshole, that's for sure.

I gave two away to friends because they're just four bucks. And I'm not poor.

Okay, I'm poor. But I'm generous.

Okay, I'm not generous, I'm conniving.

I'm sure a lot of you have seen online the new polybag set that showed up at target. Buy it. Buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it. I bought 8. I tried doing some single set builds for practice and one two set build. Su...

Are those printouts all stat sheets? Also the Red Death always looks surprised.

Tzan wrote:My grandmother was The Grimm Needlework Reaper.

Did she reap what she sewed?

Needs a mobile still for alcohol production.

Usually you can swap the head/hands of a peach and have a normal minifig. It's when you get a super cool torso with peach skin that I get mad.

Picked this up the other day: http://kastorskorner.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Lego-Chima-Croc-Kastors-Korner09-875x549.jpg I mainly got it for the some of the parts in it, but I decided to build it just to try it out and came away with mixed feelings. First, I hate how the treads move around...

It looks like Marty McFly with Doc Brown's stereo

Lower your standards as much as possible and then everything will work out okay. If when you rev the engine you hear a faint "kill me" from inside you did good.

I think in battle I'd always be waiting for the Dread Squad to form the MegaZord.

Super awesome. Though you need some Conquistadors peeking, ready to snuggle and pillage in the name of science.

New addition to the Goon Squad armory. The Go-Mobile. Obviously stolen, obviously bastardized. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/magnuskana/Brik%20Wars/DSCF0240_zps0a71d2d2.jpg A modified vehicle designed to break land speed records. On speed. It goes so fast it has 8 speedometers so the driver...

It's like your army fucked a time machine. I like it.