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Never underestimate the power of pants! They protect the most vital of body parts: The BUTT!

Witnessing the Prince's lame and cowardly attack, Barbarian Babe is unimpressed. However, the totally rad backflip that Cpt Fluffypuppy just pulled off is enough to stir something deep down within her. "Wow, you know what sounds way better than sex without a penis? Sex with a penis! Specifically a ...

And all I had to do was pitch four kids against each other, child-on-child violence is the way!

sahasrahla wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 09, 2020 12:50 pm

"I can't hold back anymore. Take off that armor!"
She lunges at Hetta and grapples her. Both women are now locked in close physical struggle, muscles straining, skin glistening with sweat, breath hot upon each other's faces...

I'll be honest, I was not expecting to win. But I'm glad people liked it!

More importantly, where's the other four/five colours?

I'll gladly serve as the handsome and powerful commander of The Knights of Prosperia.

Being P.T. is suffering.

feuer_faust wrote: ↑

Tue Nov 10, 2020 11:07 am

Also: Are my pictures too large? Is that a concern in the year 2020?

They appear to be just about the same size as everyone else's, probably because they're automatically sized down. No problems there.

Playing out the scenes in small vignettes is a great idea, to be honest. Right now it's still more of a soap, but I'm curious to see how the battles play out.

Venge wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:08 pm

I don't really see what medieval armor has to do with a late-night tv host.

Thank you, I needed a good laugh.

You've always been the true villain between the two of us.

Director Lena: "How about you, Tarreva?"
Voice of High Commander Tarreva: "Go fuck yourself!"

Realistic depiction of an average workplace conversation. Cool flashback, Pinky kind of scares me.

RUN, CIVILIAN GIRL! RUN!

So the B.O.R.K. are terrifying, good to know. Now to figure out their weakness.

That "bloop" sounds very similar to what I hear in my bathroom. Fix your drains, before something that looks like a crossbreed between Brikthulhu and a chihuahua comes crawling out. It's amazing they put a big bright button right in the open near an obviously hostile person. Typical convention orga...