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by Gorvoslov
Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:10 pm
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano
Replies: 22
Views: 678

Re: Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano

Previous Turn: https://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=18206&p=363846#p363846 Turn 3 Apologies for the delay, that boring real life thing got a bit hectic for awhile. Initiative Order: Kobolds Hogs Karen Redcoats Copyright Empire Kilts Kobolds https://i.imgur.com/YcK144G.jpg "HEYMOUNTAINSTO...
by Gorvoslov
Sun Aug 16, 2020 12:18 pm
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano
Replies: 22
Views: 678

Re: Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano

Previous Turn: https://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=18206&p=363783#p363783 Turn 2 Initiative Order as decreed by almighty dice: Kilts Redcoats Kobolds Copyright Empire Karen Hogs Kilts https://i.imgur.com/GAJktXB.jpg "Oy laddy, ye look like ye cud use one of these gun things." "Sure, dae...
by Gorvoslov
Sun Aug 09, 2020 2:21 pm
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano
Replies: 22
Views: 678

Re: Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano

Turn 1 https://i.imgur.com/wsZNyoF.jpg?1 Super funky dice are used to determine turn order: Copyright Empire Kobolds Kilts Karen Redcoats Copyright Empire https://i.imgur.com/df7sVMe.jpg?1 The squad leader for the Copyright Empire pulls out a quill and paper. You know it's serious when they use a q...
by Gorvoslov
Fri Aug 07, 2020 8:34 pm
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano
Replies: 22
Views: 678

Re: Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano

Waiting on orders from ProfSrlojohn, then I can do turn 1.
by Gorvoslov
Thu Aug 06, 2020 9:55 am
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano
Replies: 22
Views: 678

Re: Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano

ninja_bait wrote:
Thu Aug 06, 2020 6:58 am
Not sure if Bruce Wallace is brilliant or a missed opportunity to name him Wayne the Bruce
You have no idea how long I agonized over whether to emphasize "Wallace" or "The Bruce" for the William Wallace/Robert The Bruce/Bruce Wayne decision. It was seconds even.
by Gorvoslov
Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:45 pm
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano
Replies: 22
Views: 678

Re: Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano

Screech wrote:
Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:33 pm
just throw me in as a secret faction if you can be bothered to
Sure. Why not. You'll show up at the end of turn 1 or 2 (Depending on how much actually happens on turn 1)
by Gorvoslov
Wed Aug 05, 2020 5:51 pm
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano
Replies: 22
Views: 678

Re: Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano

Alright, Kobolds to Space Bunny. So let's get orders in for this weekend if possible.
by Gorvoslov
Wed Aug 05, 2020 3:23 pm
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano
Replies: 22
Views: 678

Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano

Turn order will be random each round as determined by the ALMIGHTY D5! Everyone knows that biome intersections are straight lines and instant changes. If you're not careful when walking through a nice warm desert, suddenly you find yourself in freezing cold snow. Around a totally-not-suspiciously-sm...
by Gorvoslov
Tue Aug 04, 2020 8:43 am
Forum: The Armoury
Topic: Fruit Corp.
Replies: 4
Views: 216

Re: Fruit Corp.

If Dahir Insaat has taught me anything, it's that one should always expect a fruit truck to be a weapon in disguise. Usually quadcopters but spooky pumpkin men also works.
by Gorvoslov
Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:49 pm
Forum: Magic Soap Opera Board
Topic: [LAMB] Intermission: Trash Disposal
Replies: 3
Views: 137

Re: [LAMB] Intermission: Trash Disposal

The thought of trolls teleporting in being so common that one keeps a laser gun beside their computer is mildly concerning. And fantastic.
by Gorvoslov
Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:33 am
Forum: The Armoury
Topic: [JJJ20] A New Boss In Town
Replies: 12
Views: 416

Re: [JJJ20] A New Boss In Town

Food_Truk wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 11:55 pm
no concept of 'overkill'
The term you're looking for is "The correct kind of kill". Which is what this is.
by Gorvoslov
Sat Jul 25, 2020 7:52 pm
Forum: The Armoury
Topic: [JJJ20] After the konvergence...
Replies: 6
Views: 347

Re: [JJJ20] After the konvergence...

Food_Truk wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 3:15 pm
Appealing to the fujoshi crowd, I see. :tiger:
I have no idea what you are talking about about "appealing to a crowd". I am merely reporting on the factual events of the immediate aftermath of Ragnablok.
by Gorvoslov
Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:53 pm
Forum: The Armoury
Topic: [JJJ20] After the konvergence...
Replies: 6
Views: 347

[JJJ20] After the konvergence...

What do a bunch of Quantumsurfers do after a battle that destroys the universe? https://i.imgur.com/LPGQHoF.jpg?1 Why, go to the beach of course! https://i.imgur.com/e521whl.jpg?1 It's a bathing suit isn't it? https://i.imgur.com/VQkdMXC.jpg?1 Just staring out, thoughtfully. The thoughts are probabl...
by Gorvoslov
Wed Jul 22, 2020 10:11 am
Forum: Magic Soap Opera Board
Topic: The Name's Dienekes... QS Dienekes...
Replies: 6
Views: 372

Re: The Name's Dienekes... QS Dienekes...

Beautifully trippy.
by Gorvoslov
Sun Jul 12, 2020 8:03 pm
Forum: Magic Soap Opera Board
Topic: BROOTAL PRESS KONFERANS
Replies: 7
Views: 421

Re: BROOTAL PRESS KONFERANS

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"Um yes, Hrokar the completely inadequate Dwarf here with Rock News... this 'weird cloud stuff that gives you majestic facial hair', do you happen to have any of it left? Asking for a uuuhhh friend."