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Turn 5 Black Tears Goblins and Fey and Chick Tree Worshippers? https://i.imgur.com/6knffxy.jpeg GOBLIN MIGHT! FULL HEALTH TROLLHOUND DIES AND COUNTER FROM HURTIFIED ONE DOESN’T DO ANYTHING!! https://i.imgur.com/DGxf83v.jpeg Flower Power and Chicken Tree Worshippers do violins to hobogolons and also...

DAY THE SECOND Turn 4 Black Tears Goblins and Fey and Chick Tree Worshippers? https://i.imgur.com/IljP3t1.jpeg “I’ll fish up a chicken!” https://i.imgur.com/t00BxKJ.jpeg “This is not what I had in mind.” https://i.imgur.com/k6ag5G4.jpeg Cactuses have more luck and smack the trollhounds with their s...

Turn 3 Black Tears Goblins and Fey? https://i.imgur.com/TBXGLuN.jpeg “YOU BE TRAPPED BY GOBLIN GOO AND WORKING WITH DOGS?? AAAHH!!!” https://i.imgur.com/m3FrQTy.jpeg “WHAT OUR OTHER GOBLIN SQUAD SAID BUT WE BE KILL MORE OF YOU TO WIPE OUT SQUAD! https://i.imgur.com/EbBlx1f.jpeg “Right. Change of pl...

Turn 2 Black Tears https://i.imgur.com/mKFhO4x.jpeg “Nope nope nope not doing this BYYYYEEE!!” Legion III https://i.imgur.com/FnBiJUD.jpeg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1V3JW4HeBs Legion III, in a momentary lapse in judgement/feeling guilty decide to let the two Black Tears run away to commit mo...

Note: This can technically contain spoilers for the Pathfinder Kingmaker Adventure Path/the video game… But also like, it’s a report written by a goblin that reality has a weak grasp on to the point that sometimes he swaps places with parallel world versions of himself. If there’s spoiler tags, it’s...

As a small update, Eh Leck has informed me he would like to also include his report on what happened. He's been working real hard on his handwriting and spelling and even risked including a couple words, so please don't steal those words from his brain, or he will be stuck awkwardly yelling "KA-!" a...

Previously on Brikwars: https://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=19123&sid=dc03b5e39e268ad0e1b938da230db7e2 https://i.imgur.com/IRi1T0M.jpg The cursor scrolls to the right, and a confirmation beeping noise is heard. https://i.imgur.com/uCsiNr9.jpg A triumphant shout “BLURB BLURBLE GLURB!...

https://i.imgur.com/VPFhvjY.jpg Boris continued sailing onwards https://i.imgur.com/S0TqPKO.jpg “I’M ON SCREEN? AFTER TWO YEARS?? BATTLE?? BATTLE??? DO I GET TO DO SOMETHING FOR REAL?? https://i.imgur.com/jkPGNwy.jpg “Boss, I think you might be losing it.” https://i.imgur.com/eaJzChr.jpg “Yyeeaaaah...

Previously: https://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=18602&sid=aacdff47aa3b086d3d4b4860ec3bffca Sailing in the boat, Boris looked at the note he had recovered from the prison, and the charts that had been prepared for him. Again. Because this had happened like fifty thousand times off-screen....

So, What *Is* The Deal With Brikwars? Fun: 15 Violence: 6 Photography: 8 Writing: 8 Story: 7 I'm a bit surprised at the lack of references to soup permissions being revoked. Overall violence was pretty minimal, after all, Seinfeld is known for it's extreme blood, gore, cavalry charges, and space bat...

Fun: 17
Violence: 8
Photography: 9
Writing: 8
Story: 7

Good first hosted battle. I always appreciate a good overwatch photo between turns.

Fun: 20 Violence: 10 Photography: 8 Writing: 7 Story: 8 I don't know how to feel about a brootal succeeding at a feat. This has shaken me to the very core of my being. Beyond causing a mental breakdown at the occurence of the impossible, overall a solid battle with lots of chaos and proper indecisio...

Fun: 18 Violence: 8 Photography: 10 Writing: 9 Story: 7 To show the whippersnappers how far technology has come, "potato" was state of the art for photo quality back in the ancient times of 1988, so I scored accordingly. Edit: I mean what magnificent tapestries from 988. Edit the more: Impressive to...

Joshua wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 20, 2022 10:06 am

Also, I believe you forgot to include my photography score.

Whaaaat, it's totally definitely always been there!

I HAVE RENDERED MY JUDGEMENT ON ALL THIRTEEN ENTRIES! Yes, even the ones nobody but me knew about for the sake of making the number fit the theme.