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As a small update, Eh Leck has informed me he would like to also include his report on what happened. He's been working real hard on his handwriting and spelling and even risked including a couple words, so please don't steal those words from his brain, or he will be stuck awkwardly yelling "KA-!" a...

Previously on Brikwars: https://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=19123&sid=dc03b5e39e268ad0e1b938da230db7e2 https://i.imgur.com/IRi1T0M.jpg The cursor scrolls to the right, and a confirmation beeping noise is heard. https://i.imgur.com/uCsiNr9.jpg A triumphant shout “BLURB BLURBLE GLURB!...

https://i.imgur.com/VPFhvjY.jpg Boris continued sailing onwards https://i.imgur.com/S0TqPKO.jpg “I’M ON SCREEN? AFTER TWO YEARS?? BATTLE?? BATTLE??? DO I GET TO DO SOMETHING FOR REAL?? https://i.imgur.com/jkPGNwy.jpg “Boss, I think you might be losing it.” https://i.imgur.com/eaJzChr.jpg “Yyeeaaaah...

Previously: https://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=18602&sid=aacdff47aa3b086d3d4b4860ec3bffca Sailing in the boat, Boris looked at the note he had recovered from the prison, and the charts that had been prepared for him. Again. Because this had happened like fifty thousand times off-screen....

So, What *Is* The Deal With Brikwars? Fun: 15 Violence: 6 Photography: 8 Writing: 8 Story: 7 I'm a bit surprised at the lack of references to soup permissions being revoked. Overall violence was pretty minimal, after all, Seinfeld is known for it's extreme blood, gore, cavalry charges, and space bat...

Fun: 17
Violence: 8
Photography: 9
Writing: 8
Story: 7

Good first hosted battle. I always appreciate a good overwatch photo between turns.

Fun: 20 Violence: 10 Photography: 8 Writing: 7 Story: 8 I don't know how to feel about a brootal succeeding at a feat. This has shaken me to the very core of my being. Beyond causing a mental breakdown at the occurence of the impossible, overall a solid battle with lots of chaos and proper indecisio...

Fun: 18 Violence: 8 Photography: 10 Writing: 9 Story: 7 To show the whippersnappers how far technology has come, "potato" was state of the art for photo quality back in the ancient times of 1988, so I scored accordingly. Edit: I mean what magnificent tapestries from 988. Edit the more: Impressive to...

Joshua wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 20, 2022 10:06 am

Also, I believe you forgot to include my photography score.

Whaaaat, it's totally definitely always been there!

I HAVE RENDERED MY JUDGEMENT ON ALL THIRTEEN ENTRIES! Yes, even the ones nobody but me knew about for the sake of making the number fit the theme.

Gameplay: 4
Photography: 4
Violence: 3.5
Writing: 4
Overthirteen Appeal: 4

Oh good, glad they don't have a thirteenth doomstone. Twelve doomstones is fine.

Gameplay: 4.5
Photography: 4.5
Violence: 5
Writing: 5
Overthirteen Appeal: 4.5

I spent the whothirtteen first half wondering what the counter was going to. Was not expecting such a spooky number. I'm glad to see the survivors had a fun war though, that's what truly matters.

Gameplay: 5 Photography: 5 Violence: 5 Writing: 4.5 Overthirteen Appeal: 4.5 I DID NOT EXPECT ZOMBIES IN THAT GRAVEYARD! WAIT, DOESN'T THAT MAKE A PLOT HOLE FOR EPISODE THIRTEEN OF SEASON THIRTEEN?? Ah well, at least we finally got the true epic confrontation involving a mall and a meteor as we alwa...

Gameplay: 3.5 Photography: 4.5 Violence: 3.5 Writing: 3 Overthirteen Appeal: 4.5 Definitely get some nerd cred for putting Orbee-One in the correct stance to start the battle. Could have gained even more by making every thirteen sentence a prequel meme. Lazerzwords auto-cauterizing wounds held you b...

Gameplay: 4 Photography: 3.5 Violence: 5 Writing: 3 Overthirteen Appeal: 3.5 I'm Canadian, so the Kinder Egg is considered good and not illegal. Beyond that, I have absolutely no idea what actually happened which means this was successful. However, unexpected Fozzie just stirs up bad memories of goi...