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"ORDER IN THE COURT." Corningstone pulls out a Giant Gavel, and swings it at one of the Enemy Lawyers, aiming to smush them into a pancake (gotta connect this to food somehow, uhhh...). As for our soldier friend Dave, he continues to eat. And he actually begins to grow... REALLY big... FOOD LIMBS. T...

The lone soldier continues on his crusade to try all the food this dimension has to offer! He's here; might as well! Let's name the soldier, actually! His name is Dave, and he loves food as much as he loves money. Rich Guy, frustrated, tries to reason with the cleaners, "Hey! Let's do a deal! You cl...

Saul enters into a political talk with the lawyers, aiming to protect his client, Rich Guy. Rich Guy goes and tries to make a deal with the WWFD crew, "LOOK AT ALL THOSE AMAZING FOOD! Listen here, fellas, I'll advertise you with your business, presumably in this dimension, in exchange for a chunk of...

"AW YEAH! SCREW IT! I HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!" This, somehow, channels into a literal shield of Physical Diplomacy (tm), which surrounds the Rich Guy. As for the remaining $oldier... he gets in the car and attempts to RAM into the demons.

"LAWYERS?!? Well, good thing I can hire my own!" says the Rich Guy, spending EVEN MORE MONEY to not only counter the lawyers, but also to sue everyone for the destruction of his property (except the army, of course!). He ignores the hacking for now; more important fish to fry. And besides, it's only...

"OH GOOOOODDDDDDD! MORE FRIENDS! JUST LOVELY! Time to call in the MILITARY OF MONEY CO!" Again, with the super computers, he calls in the military of Money Co tm ! He ain't about to deal with this crap! "Hey! You! Food people! I'll pay you for the food, but you gotta help me with getting the people ...

The rich guy looks in SHOCK at the water spirit, and decides to kill it the only way he knows how; MORE SPENDING! He smashes some buttons on his new computing devices tm , which fires an orbital cannon owned by his personal company MONEY CO. tm right at the damn water sprite! None of this in his yard!

Sure! Why not, let's play the rich guy.