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https://brikwars.com/wiki/images/4/45/2026_Purism_Prometheus_Badge.png Q.D. Oozeley At first light, in the earliest hours of a mist-laden morning in Runerogga, atop the high blue walls of that ancient castle, a solitary guard stood bathed in golden light, his armor polished to a mirrored sheen. htt...

And with that, ladies and gentlefigs, we've reached the end of our epic saga.

One final group shot, cheers

Dasher and his crew have been summoned to the Interstellar Spacecops Substructure for a top-level evaluation. The chiefest chiefs and the bossiest bosses are not happy with the campaign. Disappointing conviction rates, zero donut lootings and a complete lack of reporting has them worried that Loot-a...

“Brik almighty, Skulls. This is one hell of an afterparty! I just watched a Norvian throw up out of every single or ifice – all ten!” “Just wait until we get to the Frxxians hideout, girl. It’s just two parsecs from here. Me and my buddy QD Oozeley wanna head out after the next sunset. You coming o...

Outside The Boulder, MadMarios' hired crew have scavenged the battlefield and collected a big pile of loot. Transparent building material, weapons, some booze, a big chunk of Cybork D.N.A., and the dead Bertinators body. "Amazing work, fellas. You guys were even cooler than I'd hoped. If you load up...

<<< Previously | Campaign Top Thread " ugghhhh... " https://i.imgur.com/PpJwr7v.jpeg "Vait... Vat? I'm not zed?" https://i.imgur.com/qOiK50f.jpeg "Ah mister Bragallot, welcome back to life. I wasn't sure how fast the Ibuprovyrn would be effective." "Vhy zid you bring me back zoo life?" "Well now, t...

Final Final Overview

>>> Epilogue

Finale - MadMario "Say, Ooyama, what can you tell me about Snake Rattler?" "I'm gonna talk about this Lego City character known as Snake Rattler, he's the edgy friend of Ooyama who wears eyepatch and armed with many weapons, even his name references Metal Gear right to his looks!" "Great, let's hea...

Finale - Hellyana "MadMario, you utter fool. Are you not aware who the calpis belongs to? The one who taught us the white ways? The one who really knows...?" "..." "..." "You can only continue building another mans house for so long..." https://i.imgur.com/wPZ7Zdp.jpeg "... before you invite the ar...

Finale - Skion "Remember meee, ya pricks!? I've scorched a thousand fleebnorks and I'll scorch you too!" https://i.imgur.com/ywCSusu.jpeg The Skion heavy flamer engulfs the I.M.A. grunts who boarded the PartyBattleBus, immediately killing two. https://i.imgur.com/rOwdN3B.jpeg "This is fine." "Is it...

Finale - SpaceCops Dasher turns off the portal device. AstroMike crashes on the ground, feeling as ill as a droid can feel. He's jumped by the SpaceFirefighters. "Mission accomplished, sir!" "Damn right Kit." https://i.imgur.com/WhtbcW8.jpeg They cuff his hands with a firehose and make ready to esc...

Turn 4 - MadMarios Mercs The Killkopter turns again and unloads its machine guns on the Skion troopers below - killing two. https://i.imgur.com/f6FKvX0.jpeg The SiegeTowerTrike speeds forward, lowering the drawbridge and connecting itself firmly to the PartyBattleBus. https://i.imgur.com/U9oqQ6f.jp...

Turn 4 - Skion First thing the Skion troopers do is load the PartyBattleBus full of loot. They grab the IM pistol, two stroopwaffels, the cyborks' blaster-arm and a chunk of its meat. https://i.imgur.com/ERoDj4C.jpeg Three of them then open fire on the I.M.A. Killkopter, dealing 1 Size Damage. http...

Turn 4 - AstroMike and The Brain AstroMock heads over to his plummeting commanders, awaiting instructions. "aaaAAaAaaAAaAAA.... AstroMock! Finally we have infinite energyyyyyy aaaAAAaaaAAAAaaA, but regardless..." "This. Situation. Is. Hopeless." "Exactly. Save yourseeeeeaaaAAaAaaAAaAAAaaalf!" https...

Turn 4 - Clankers "The terms were clear, clankers. Vacate this bar immediately, and take that dirty coffee machine with you." https://i.imgur.com/GTabibY.jpeg Ze Clankers comply and begin to make their way off the battlefield, void of any remaining objectives nor heroik inspiration. https://i.imgur...