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>FIND MOUTH AND EAT BREAD
>COMBINE RAT WITH SHROOM-A-TOV AND MAKE MORE POTENT BOMB
>SLAUGHTER ORCS

Could you please add my sigfig? Name: The Man In The Top Hat purpose in Piltogg's quest: ally with Brik-hed, and Backstab him after he Backstabs Piltogg. steal obligatory artifax. Stats:All normal hero stats except he gets two Heroic Feats per turn. sorry no pics :oops: instructions: Hat: Top hat. ...

Silverdream wrote:Kill anyone even thought of as connected to Shinji. Kill all sharks or sharklike beings. If anyone on your systems play chess, have them publicly executed.

ummm, i play chess... *dodges silver sniper round* and yes, sharkclones need to be massacred.

Silverdream wrote:On that note, I'm taking Jake. Can I have Jake please?

now it's guarenteed to be fun. silva's the freaking OBJECTIVE. he'll be able to cause some serious anal disrupting now.

hmm, i could just see a silva-controlled flag guy causing serious problems, and possibly needing his legs maimed in some way to keep him from running.....

woot! I got BH 2! this'll be fun....

when do i send orders?

ummm...

>check sword's sharpness
>GO KILL ORCS!

>find orcs and slaughter them all.

(i was thinking since nico has those fancy crossbows, and the guy just got meadowcrown the sword plus a shroom-a-tov, i think we can launch a semi-sucessful attack against the orcs.)

BH 2 please.

holy crap. now we know why only nico gets those crossbows.

>GO INTO TOWN.
>FIND WEAPONS/ARMOR SOMEWHERE. ( i don't care if you have to pull it off the dead carcass of some poor fellow.)

stubby wrote:

Silverdream wrote:Have anal sex with Nico.

What's going on here? If a joke isn't funny, keep repeating it until it is? I'm glad Scythe gave up on his anal fork obsession at least.

I was this close to suggesting that again.... but now, something different.

>stick shroom fork up orc's arse.

>have nico kill orcs with his crossbows. save shroom-a-tov for later.

Robot monkey

Minigun arms that fire .50 cal explosive rounds.

Could you please add my sigfig? Name: The Man In The Top Hat purpose in Piltogg's quest: ally with Brik-hed, and Backstab him after he Backstabs Piltogg. steal obligatory artifax. Stats:All normal hero stats except he gets two Heroic Feats per turn. sorry no pics :oops: instructions: Hat: Top hat. h...

I'll try some different orders. please, don't do all of them. Just one.

1. >kill NICO with shroom-a-tov cocktail and take crossbow(s)
2.>find ORCS and cause trouble with Shroom-A-tov cocktail as NICO covers you.
3.go after ORCS that have taken FANNETTE.

Robot Monkey