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by Robot Monkey
Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:01 am
Forum: Artwork
Topic: Elements (CYOA)
Replies: 301
Views: 37901

>FIND MOUTH AND EAT BREAD
>COMBINE RAT WITH SHROOM-A-TOV AND MAKE MORE POTENT BOMB
>SLAUGHTER ORCS
by Robot Monkey
Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:54 am
Forum: Magic Soap Opera Board
Topic: The quest of Piltogg
Replies: 219
Views: 73154

Could you please add my sigfig? Name: The Man In The Top Hat purpose in Piltogg's quest: ally with Brik-hed, and Backstab him after he Backstabs Piltogg. steal obligatory artifax. Stats:All normal hero stats except he gets two Heroic Feats per turn. sorry no pics :oops: instructions: Hat: Top hat. ...
by Robot Monkey
Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:48 pm
Forum: The Armoury
Topic: WANTED FOR WAR CRIMES: PROFESSOR SHARKHEAD
Replies: 98
Views: 13107

Silverdream wrote:Kill anyone even thought of as connected to Shinji. Kill all sharks or sharklike beings. If anyone on your systems play chess, have them publicly executed.
ummm, i play chess... *dodges silver sniper round* and yes, sharkclones need to be massacred.
by Robot Monkey
Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:52 pm
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: For the Bounty Sign Up
Replies: 25
Views: 4448

Silverdream wrote:On that note, I'm taking Jake. Can I have Jake please?
now it's guarenteed to be fun. silva's the freaking OBJECTIVE. he'll be able to cause some serious anal disrupting now.
by Robot Monkey
Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:09 pm
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: For the Bounty Sign Up
Replies: 25
Views: 4448

hmm, i could just see a silva-controlled flag guy causing serious problems, and possibly needing his legs maimed in some way to keep him from running..... :twisted:
by Robot Monkey
Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:48 am
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: For the Bounty Sign Up
Replies: 25
Views: 4448

woot! I got BH 2! this'll be fun....

when do i send orders?
by Robot Monkey
Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:56 am
Forum: Artwork
Topic: Elements (CYOA)
Replies: 301
Views: 37901

ummm...

>check sword's sharpness
>GO KILL ORCS! :twisted:
by Robot Monkey
Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:51 pm
Forum: Artwork
Topic: Elements (CYOA)
Replies: 301
Views: 37901

>find orcs and slaughter them all.

(i was thinking since nico has those fancy crossbows, and the guy just got meadowcrown the sword plus a shroom-a-tov, i think we can launch a semi-sucessful attack against the orcs.)
by Robot Monkey
Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:21 pm
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: For the Bounty Sign Up
Replies: 25
Views: 4448

BH 2 please.
by Robot Monkey
Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:58 pm
Forum: Artwork
Topic: Elements (CYOA)
Replies: 301
Views: 37901

holy crap. now we know why only nico gets those crossbows.

>GO INTO TOWN.
>FIND WEAPONS/ARMOR SOMEWHERE. ( i don't care if you have to pull it off the dead carcass of some poor fellow.)
by Robot Monkey
Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:07 pm
Forum: Artwork
Topic: Elements (CYOA)
Replies: 301
Views: 37901

stubby wrote:
Silverdream wrote:Have anal sex with Nico.
What's going on here? If a joke isn't funny, keep repeating it until it is? I'm glad Scythe gave up on his anal fork obsession at least.

I was this close to suggesting that again.... but now, something different.

>stick shroom fork up orc's arse.
by Robot Monkey
Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:00 pm
Forum: Artwork
Topic: Elements (CYOA)
Replies: 301
Views: 37901

>have nico kill orcs with his crossbows. save shroom-a-tov for later.
by Robot Monkey
Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:58 pm
Forum: Lesser Games
Topic: Evolution
Replies: 451
Views: 43911

Robot monkey

Minigun arms that fire .50 cal explosive rounds.
by Robot Monkey
Tue Nov 02, 2010 9:02 pm
Forum: Magic Soap Opera Board
Topic: The quest of Piltogg
Replies: 219
Views: 73154

Could you please add my sigfig? Name: The Man In The Top Hat purpose in Piltogg's quest: ally with Brik-hed, and Backstab him after he Backstabs Piltogg. steal obligatory artifax. Stats:All normal hero stats except he gets two Heroic Feats per turn. sorry no pics :oops: instructions: Hat: Top hat. h...
by Robot Monkey
Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:54 pm
Forum: Artwork
Topic: Elements (CYOA)
Replies: 301
Views: 37901

I'll try some different orders. please, don't do all of them. Just one.

1. >kill NICO with shroom-a-tov cocktail and take crossbow(s)
2.>find ORCS and cause trouble with Shroom-A-tov cocktail as NICO covers you.
3.go after ORCS that have taken FANNETTE.

Robot Monkey