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Those bois got some serious calcium.

Natalya wrote:Where can I find sexy hats?

At the hat store at the top of mount skull fire, but only after you complete the 1,000 year quest and slay all 7 dragon gods. Although the prices are terrible, so it’s really not worth it tbh.

Before going into battle, Bert consumed large quantities of medicinal herbs, believing it would make him unkillable. He came to regret this decision when he started seeing Minotaurs flying through the sky.

Wtf that’s obviously Zelda you idiot.

He protecc,he attac, but most importantly, he little jacc.

rolys please

Guess I’ll take the order

Natalya wrote:Chat Update:
Wet Bagel
Robot Monkey
Colette

ALL BANNED

reason?

Can someone give me the url to voin’s forum if it’s still a thing? I can’t seem to find it and I’m morbidly curious about his “better” forum with blackjack and hookers.

Is One Hundred Years of Solitude (by Gabriel García Márquez) based on a true story? And what was the ultimate goal of the banana company? The banana company is as I’m sure you know, a reference to the real life Bannana republics of Central America what you did’nt know is that the book is actually a...

Bragallot wrote:You mean... the old Brikguy is not coming back?

No, old Brikguy was unintentionally funny in the way most 12 year olds on the internet are, since I’ve matured over the last 5 years (or like to think I have, at least) there really Isn’t a way for me to go back to that.

Stop reliving old glories Brikguy, it's the here and now that matters! Show us you're not some washed up shit poster, but that you've still got it! But that’s the thing, it wasn't shitposting, when I told people to go die I actually meant it. Because I was 12 at the time and was a pretty prime targ...

In the last thread: rabbits control the world, hiremas’s poop is green

Same deal as last time folks, let’s begin.

Falk wrote:I think a lot of brikguy's posts got overwatched. RIP brikguy

Well, if they’re all gone forever, can I at least get banned by swadowscythe for old time’s sake?

Already tried that too.