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by Keldoclock
Mon Apr 18, 2016 1:21 am
Forum: Announcements
Topic: Contests
Replies: 42
Views: 12160

Re: Contests

I'm announcing the Passover contest. It's from April 22nd to 29th at sundown for each. All you have to do to win is 1) Be Jewish. 2) Not be Egyptian and 3) Pat the Red Sea. The winners will receive the pride and honor of being part of the Chosen Race and also probably eat some latkas at some point....
by Keldoclock
Thu Apr 14, 2016 9:59 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I found a CraigsList scam!
Replies: 12
Views: 2269

Re: I found a CraigsList scam!

Gentlemen, I return. Just minutes ago I saw this:

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"once all sessions are completed, compensation will be paid for your time"

Like come on my guy, I am sure you can find some very respectable prostitutes at the $300 price point, why produce this charade?
by Keldoclock
Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:43 pm
Forum: Administration
Topic: Tidy Up
Replies: 21
Views: 6156

Re: Tidy Up

Nimja wrote:
Duerer wrote:Dissolve Marblecake into Thunderdumb
Are you mad?
Even Thunderdumb has limits on stupidity!
I will defend my pile of trash with my life
by Keldoclock
Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I found a CraigsList scam!
Replies: 12
Views: 2269

Re: I found a CraigsList scam!

I guess its super successful that everyone wanted to try it. I couldn't imagine sending money in the mail without seeing the unit first. African scammers take a sort of "spray and pray" approach. They make their scams a little dumb on purpose to be sure that only gullible idiots reply, giving them ...
by Keldoclock
Sun Apr 10, 2016 3:13 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ASSOL
Replies: 2
Views: 897

Re: ASSOL

I hadn't. Thanks.
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by Keldoclock
Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:10 am
Forum: Administration
Topic: Goon Squad is Dumb
Replies: 85
Views: 18835

Re: Goon Squad is Dumb

It's super weird whenever Insert_blank and Keldoclock reply to each other, I keep forgetting they're two different people. They're like the same That Guy elitist sociopath in my mind. I am sorry to horrify you. There are literally dozens of us. One might be in your office. Maybe one is your landlor...
by Keldoclock
Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:09 am
Forum: Administration
Topic: Administrator Application
Replies: 38
Views: 10028

Re: Administrator Application

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by Keldoclock
Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:54 pm
Forum: Administration
Topic: Administrator Application
Replies: 38
Views: 10028

Re: Administrator Application

Insert_blank wrote:You should make me shit brown again.
I think if you just let yourself recover from being booty bothered, the problem should take care of itself.
by Keldoclock
Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:25 am
Forum: Administration
Topic: Administrator Application
Replies: 38
Views: 10028

Re: Administrator Application

He's just warming up, flexing his enormous new admin muscles. Our days are numbered. Come, wizened sage, pack your most treasured memes so that I may carry them for you for a time. Soon we shall take leave of this land or be cast from it into that which lies beyond the veil. Debts shall be annulled...
by Keldoclock
Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:21 am
Forum: Administration
Topic: Goon Squad is Dumb
Replies: 85
Views: 18835

Re: Goon Squad is Dumb

Insert_blank wrote:Yeah! You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real mom!
I can tell you what to do though. Because I'm your daddy. :son:

quod erat demonstratum

/thread
by Keldoclock
Mon Mar 14, 2016 4:51 am
Forum: Administration
Topic: Goon Squad is Dumb
Replies: 85
Views: 18835

Re: Goon Squad is Dumb

Inspired by overwatch, I have decided to further this discussion by the ancient ways, as is tradition. https://i.imgur.com/VN3wNFf.png Also, if nobody has his post, I can just make one that says [WHITEEAGLE PROBLEMS] or perhaps take a selection of copypastas and madlib [WHITEEAGLE PROBLEMS] into the...
by Keldoclock
Mon Mar 14, 2016 4:07 am
Forum: Administration
Topic: Goon Squad is Dumb
Replies: 85
Views: 18835

Re: Goon Squad is Dumb

Can you name one person who has generally said they loved the autoplay music? I think it's fine, but I only listen to it when I want to and I have had scriptblockers running since long before it was introduced. Bring whiteagle back we can do it, we have the technology. If anyone has all of whiteeag...
by Keldoclock
Wed Mar 09, 2016 6:49 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: Contests
Replies: 42
Views: 12160

Re: Contests

Ham wrote:The race for ironic shitposts is anyone's game at this point, but Natalya and Keldoclock have locked up the unironic edgy post category.
We'll just have to duel to the death with our rapier wits for the prize.
by Keldoclock
Sat Mar 05, 2016 3:33 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: Contests
Replies: 42
Views: 12160

Re: Contests

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