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by Sir Sporktimus
Mon Mar 02, 2015 9:22 am
Forum: The Armoury
Topic: Ebony Millinery: Chainspitter Drake
Replies: 16
Views: 7353

Re: The Ebony Millinery + Helmeted Division

That's actually an excellent idea. Thank you.
by Sir Sporktimus
Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:55 pm
Forum: The Armoury
Topic: Ebony Millinery: Chainspitter Drake
Replies: 16
Views: 7353

Ebony Millinery: Chainspitter Drake

The Ebony Millinery is a ruthless organization run by the infamous Arcturas Endrogen, a stately murderer who sips tea pleasantly with those who succeed and has those who fail him disposed of. He, along with his closest units - the mad scientist Doctor Jekyll and the Gentlemen Gunmen, led by the fear...
by Sir Sporktimus
Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:48 pm
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: Stockade Skirmish [Intro Thread]
Replies: 13
Views: 5475

Re: Stockade Skirmish [Signups!]

Mind if I play the Frostborne Villagers? Or are the roles already taken? :D
by Sir Sporktimus
Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:07 pm
Forum: The Rulebook
Topic: A quick question regarding Heavies
Replies: 1
Views: 1014

A quick question regarding Heavies

So, heavies have a Move of 4". Does this factor in the 2" item they are likely carrying? Or does that subtract an additional 1" from their movement while lugging it around?
by Sir Sporktimus
Wed Feb 25, 2015 3:36 pm
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: Bend of the Line: Episodes 1 and 2
Replies: 5
Views: 2970

Bend of the Line: Episodes 1 and 2

Prologue: http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=13439 The continuing episodes are below. On a previously uncharted planet, in the midst of strange waters, a solitary lifeboat drifts with the current. https://theplasticpiecesperilous.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/110.jpg?w=640&h=427 https://...
by Sir Sporktimus
Sat Feb 21, 2015 1:24 am
Forum: New People Start Here
Topic: Introduce yourself!
Replies: 3516
Views: 466750

Re: Introduce yourself!

Well, I've been an admirer of Brikwars for about five years, from running mashed games of Quikwars with my bro in the basement, to playing Brikwars, to teaching other people how. Although I've introduced myself here once before two years ago, I was active for approximately three weeks before life to...
by Sir Sporktimus
Sat Feb 21, 2015 1:00 am
Forum: Magic Soap Opera Board
Topic: Bend of the Line: Prologue
Replies: 3
Views: 1498

Bend of the Line: Prologue

Somewhere on the fringe of the known universe.. https://swordofsporktimus.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/img_86381.jpg?w=1260&h=840 https://swordofsporktimus.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/img_86451.jpg?w=1260&h=840 https://swordofsporktimus.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/img_86461.jpg?w=1260&h=840 https://...
by Sir Sporktimus
Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:29 pm
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: The Rockpile Castle Saga: Giant Spiders and Little Brothers
Replies: 2
Views: 1650

The Rockpile Castle Saga: Giant Spiders and Little Brothers

The Castle Rockpile was built in an empty field because Prince Gregory Hollowhead was a failure at strategic planning. Until word got out that there's treasure on the top floor! Two groups: the Flameburndown family of fire ninjas and spear-throwers, (plus Junior Flameburndown whose pursuit of an Ice...
by Sir Sporktimus
Sat Jul 13, 2013 6:29 am
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!
Replies: 12
Views: 5160

Re: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

mgb519 wrote:No! Never! What ever gave you that idea?
0.0 My fate is already determined, isn't it?
by Sir Sporktimus
Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:59 am
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!
Replies: 12
Views: 5160

Re: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

mgb519 wrote:These are some of the finest edits I've ever seen.
Thanks, man! Honestly adding in the effects is my favorite part of the process. (Short of playing the game itself, of course.) :)
by Sir Sporktimus
Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:29 pm
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!
Replies: 12
Views: 5160

The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

The two great galaxy-spanning empires of Colors And Guns And Stars and the Assembly of Genre-defying Heroes (known as CAGAS and AGH) have been more concerned with finding Maniac Crystals, the raw form of Maniac Beer, than they have with monitoring enemy movements. Which means that when two forces ar...
by Sir Sporktimus
Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:46 am
Forum: New People Start Here
Topic: Introduce yourself!
Replies: 3516
Views: 466750

Re: Introduce yourself!

'Ello! So. My name is Sir Sporktimus; totally new here. Although I've been a reader of this site for a long time, it's only recently that I've really started playing BrikWars with mah bro. So hey, methought, why not join the actual site? Well, here I am. I have to say that Kalvinator is a great guy;...
by Sir Sporktimus
Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:01 am
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: Fire Mechs are Overrated: Post the First
Replies: 6
Views: 2898

Re: Fire Mechs are Overrated: Post the First

Kalvinator wrote:Welcome to the forum! :D I like your spirt.
Thanks! It's awesome to be here... you guys are great!
by Sir Sporktimus
Sat Jun 08, 2013 4:39 pm
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: Fire Mechs are Overrated: Post the First
Replies: 6
Views: 2898

Fire Mechs are Overrated: Post the First

So what do you do when it's your brother's birthday, and he has a history of losing to you at BrikWars? Set up a battle where he'll massacre you, that's what! So I pitted his army of fourteen Heroes, with no Crankiness penalties, against three rounds of petty enemies. Horribly unbalanced and with ov...