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by Gorvoslov
Wed Aug 05, 2020 3:23 pm
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano
Replies: 26
Views: 2576

Battle of Mount Definitely-not-secretly-a-volcano

Turn order will be random each round as determined by the ALMIGHTY D5! Everyone knows that biome intersections are straight lines and instant changes. If you're not careful when walking through a nice warm desert, suddenly you find yourself in freezing cold snow. Around a totally-not-suspiciously-sm...
by Gorvoslov
Tue Aug 04, 2020 8:43 am
Forum: The Armoury
Topic: Fruit Corp.
Replies: 4
Views: 791

Re: Fruit Corp.

If Dahir Insaat has taught me anything, it's that one should always expect a fruit truck to be a weapon in disguise. Usually quadcopters but spooky pumpkin men also works.
by Gorvoslov
Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:49 pm
Forum: Magic Soap Opera Board
Topic: [LAMB] Intermission: Trash Disposal
Replies: 3
Views: 372

Re: [LAMB] Intermission: Trash Disposal

The thought of trolls teleporting in being so common that one keeps a laser gun beside their computer is mildly concerning. And fantastic.
by Gorvoslov
Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:33 am
Forum: The Armoury
Topic: [JJJ20] A New Boss In Town
Replies: 12
Views: 1109

Re: [JJJ20] A New Boss In Town

Food_Truk wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 11:55 pm
no concept of 'overkill'
The term you're looking for is "The correct kind of kill". Which is what this is.
by Gorvoslov
Sat Jul 25, 2020 7:52 pm
Forum: The Armoury
Topic: [JJJ20] After the konvergence...
Replies: 6
Views: 885

Re: [JJJ20] After the konvergence...

Food_Truk wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 3:15 pm
Appealing to the fujoshi crowd, I see. :tiger:
I have no idea what you are talking about about "appealing to a crowd". I am merely reporting on the factual events of the immediate aftermath of Ragnablok.
by Gorvoslov
Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:53 pm
Forum: The Armoury
Topic: [JJJ20] After the konvergence...
Replies: 6
Views: 885

[JJJ20] After the konvergence...

What do a bunch of Quantumsurfers do after a battle that destroys the universe? https://i.imgur.com/LPGQHoF.jpg?1 Why, go to the beach of course! https://i.imgur.com/e521whl.jpg?1 It's a bathing suit isn't it? https://i.imgur.com/VQkdMXC.jpg?1 Just staring out, thoughtfully. The thoughts are probabl...
by Gorvoslov
Wed Jul 22, 2020 10:11 am
Forum: Magic Soap Opera Board
Topic: The Name's Dienekes... QS Dienekes...
Replies: 6
Views: 758

Re: The Name's Dienekes... QS Dienekes...

Beautifully trippy.
by Gorvoslov
Sun Jul 12, 2020 8:03 pm
Forum: Magic Soap Opera Board
Topic: BROOTAL PRESS KONFERANS
Replies: 7
Views: 918

Re: BROOTAL PRESS KONFERANS

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"Um yes, Hrokar the completely inadequate Dwarf here with Rock News... this 'weird cloud stuff that gives you majestic facial hair', do you happen to have any of it left? Asking for a uuuhhh friend."
by Gorvoslov
Wed Jul 08, 2020 6:26 pm
Forum: Magic Soap Opera Board
Topic: A Wrinkle in the Plans
Replies: 5
Views: 643

Re: A Wrinkle in the Plans

Wait, does this mean MAMMOTHRA is gone? I refuse to believe it. MAMMOTHRA HAD A GUN!
by Gorvoslov
Wed Jun 03, 2020 10:33 am
Forum: The Armoury
Topic: The Battlechoir
Replies: 17
Views: 2443

Re: The Battlechoir

I do have some tuxedos, so an actual orkestra may be a future update.
by Gorvoslov
Mon May 25, 2020 3:53 pm
Forum: Bonus Material
Topic: The Infiltrator
Replies: 6
Views: 1212

Re: The Infiltrator

I like the cooldown, albeit I worry about it being annoying to keep track of. I also like the set time to re-appear as well. I wonder if it would be better if they could re-appear during an opponents turn and make an attack then? That way they'd be mostly used to stop something you don't want happen...
by Gorvoslov
Sun May 24, 2020 6:56 pm
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2
Replies: 18
Views: 2786

Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

My orders for turn 3 are to bleed as disgustingly as possible. Preferably with moist squelchy noises.
by Gorvoslov
Thu May 21, 2020 2:25 pm
Forum: The Armoury
Topic: The Battlechoir
Replies: 17
Views: 2443

Re: The Battlechoir

Bricklink order came in, Shamans updated:
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by Gorvoslov
Mon May 18, 2020 10:12 am
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2
Replies: 18
Views: 2786

Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

I died as I lived before every faction was even on the field. Magnificent.
by Gorvoslov
Sun May 17, 2020 8:15 pm
Forum: The Armoury
Topic: Gorvoslov's Minor Factions
Replies: 1
Views: 4006

Re: Gorvoslov's Minor Factions

Pirate stuff Redcoats - I’m expecting massive growth in their numbers (40+ additional regulars). https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49907519977_9da404e3b5_b.jpg Bluecoats - Expecting some growth in their numbers, but nowhere near the extremes of the redcoats. (Maybe 10?) https://live.staticflickr.c...