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Re: Contests

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:23 pm
by Insert_blank
Nice repost there (or is it a riposte?)

Re: Contests

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:46 am
by Silverdream
Insert_blank wrote:Nice repost there (or is it a riposte?)
Knife to see you making an entrance.

Re: Contests

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 5:22 am
by runnybabbit223
Silverdream wrote:
Insert_blank wrote:Nice repost there (or is it a riposte?)
Knife to see you making an entrance.
This thread is killing me.

Re: Contests

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 6:34 am
by Insert_blank
That's no way to lunge into a conversation. Disengage and find your forte before your words are turned against you and your plans are foiled.

Re: Contests

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 9:34 am
by stubby
Ham wrote:The race for ironic shitposts is anyone's game at this point, but Natalya and Keldoclock have locked up the unironic edgy post category.
Marblecake posts are disqualified. Posting in Marblecake is playing Edgecraft in bullshit tutorial mode.

Re: Contests

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:38 am
by Insert_blank
Any St. Patrick's contests?

Re: Contests

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 1:32 pm
by Quantumsurfer

Re: Contests

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2016 11:12 pm
by Insert_blank
I'm announcing the Passover contest. It's from April 22nd to 29th at sundown for each. All you have to do to win is 1) Be Jewish. 2) Not be Egyptian and 3) Pat the Red Sea.

The winners will receive the pride and honor of being part of the Chosen Race and also probably eat some latkas at some point.

Re: Contests

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 1:21 am
by Keldoclock
Insert_blank wrote:I'm announcing the Passover contest. It's from April 22nd to 29th at sundown for each. All you have to do to win is 1) Be Jewish. 2) Not be Egyptian and 3) Pat the Red Sea.

The winners will receive the pride and honor of being part of the Chosen Race and also probably eat some latkas at some point.
Damn, could you get a special extension for me? my girlfriends cycle is just a bit after the 29th.

Re: Contests

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 2:53 am
by Quantumsurfer
That's not fair. I'll never be able to pat the red sea. Too far away.

Re: Contests

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 6:29 am
by Insert_blank
Well the typo still stands. If you don't pat the sea you lose.

@keldo: If you feed her hormone supplements you may be able to trigger an earlier period.

Re: Contests

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:58 pm
by Keldoclock
Insert_blank wrote:Well the typo still stands. If you don't pat the sea you lose.

@keldo: If you feed her hormone supplements you may be able to trigger an earlier period.
nah man I ain't lance armstrong, I'll hope for the best with my natural abilities. just do my best to whip out the sandpaper dick

Re: Contests

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:34 pm
by Insert_blank
Now there's a good idea! Way to problem solve! We may have a winner before the contest even starts.