The winner this year is Silverdream for his work ethic and many attempts to join the Chosen People.
2nd goes to Keldoclock who went above and beyond in his attempt to please the judges.
Last places goes to QuantumSurfer who gave up and whined that it was too hard because the Red Sea was too fa away. With that kind of attitude the Jews would have never gotten out of Egypt. Shame on you, QS.
The winners will be passed over in the coming 10 plagues. The losers will be subject to steadily worsening plagues until at last their first-born child will be killed.
Winners can also claim this cool Passover badge I stole from google.
